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Jaibird
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Nature lover melting in the Florida swamp
Speaking of cars saw a bunch of Maseratis and friend says : do you know what a group of Maseratis is called? A tax evasion.
December 30, 2025 at 6:01 AM
When I got my car I brought my boss with me. Not because I needed a man present which so many people still think you do. But because I needed a buffer incase I smelled bullshit. So they spoke to him while I pointed out the 3k dollar advertised price difference vs what was on the contract.
December 30, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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2025 recapped
December 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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i can tell some of y'all about to read the "personal life" section of brigitte bardot's wikipedia and have a real bad day
December 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Nobody is seriously asking Dems to be a pure as snow left wing party. But what they are being asked is to run for office like you’re not embarrassed of the stuff the Democrats claim they stand for. It’s not a big ask.
December 28, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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August 6, 2025 at 1:13 PM
It'd not a visit with Sabrina if Fen isn't put in air jail.
December 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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it’s her day.
December 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
December 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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December 24, 2024 at 11:34 AM
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There is enough for everyone.
There is enough for everyone.
There is enough for everyone.
There is enough for everyone.
There is enough for everyone.
There is enough for everyone.
There is enough for everyone.
There is enough for everyone.

Today and every day.
December 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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September 4, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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kinda weird how liens are harder to enforce if you insist on being paid in a paper check and not direct deposit, and always go to the bank and cash it instead of ever letting money hit your bank account

real weird. definitely nobody do that. too weird.
“.. More than 42 million Americans hold student loans.”

@cnbc.com
www.cnbc.com/2025/12/23/s...
December 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
There's a lot of things I wish to be banned on the road ( looking at you LED headlights) but the multiple cyber trucks that are painted black 2.0/vanta black and are basically moving polyhedral voids I need gone yesterday.
December 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Essa diva tem vivido na minha mente nos últimos dias. Queria marcar gente
December 23, 2025 at 10:04 AM
As an avid grain+ cheese eater who cannot (shouldnt) eat tomatoes I'm very aware. Adding in calzones and mozzarella sticks
Shower thought: way more food is "mostly just grain + cheese + tomato" than you would think

lasagna

spaghetti (marina + parmesan etc)

enchiladas

grilled cheese & tomato soup

nachos if there's salsa

I gotta be missing some
December 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Every time I come across a post claiming McDonald's in other countries is smaller than here I ger so confused because I got a double cheeseburger in London, Dublin and Munich and none of them had any memorable difference other than the German one being straight garbage.
December 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Betty Reid Soskin, one of the nation's most iconic park rangers, died peacefully at her home in Richmond on Sun., Dec. 21, 2025. She was 104.
Betty Reid Soskin, nation's oldest park ranger, has died. She was 104
Betty Reid Soskin, one of the nation's most iconic park rangers, died peacefully at her home in Richmond on Sun., Dec. 21, 2025. She was 104.
richmondside.org
December 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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"women's rights"

Looks inside

Infantilization of cis women for the sake of transphobia
December 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Jake Paul and Andrew Tate getting the shit beat out of them the same week Ariana Grande and Cher host SNL while a gay hockey romance is the number one show in the world wow someone is really fighting to fix the timeline omg
December 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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HUGE NEWS from the new Epstein files:

Records show that Maria Farmer, who worked for Epstein, filed a "child pornography" report to the FBI in 1996.

The FBI has never before acknowledged that complaint. The case went nowhere, and mass abuse followed.

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/u...
Epstein Files Include 1996 Child Porn Complaint That F.B.I. Ignored
www.nytimes.com
December 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I try to give blood regularly and this month I am being treated by my hemoglobin count! I had steak dang it!
December 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Something that will never stop being funny to me is when someone claims a place is in the Tampa Bay area, and someone else comes in screeching about how it's not in Tampa.
Geography is hard friends.
December 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM