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Mermaid
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“I don’t beg from no rich man/and I don’t scream and whine when his shit don’t fall in my hand/cuz I know how to steal”

All views my own and are no reflection of my company.

It’s not my fault that you find me sexy.

Demonic cherub 🥰

SATX
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#thirstythursday #tiplinkinbio #vixxxen

Yall miss me ? 😝 pole work from last night for my skyline favs
January 8, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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In the interest of putting a smile on your face, heres my kids response to getting in trouble at school

(Translation - I'm a free man I'm not an animal these laws don't apply to me!)

The human spirit is born free.
January 9, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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Yes.

Man killed by off-duty ICE agent in Northridge identified by community as Keith "Pooter" Porter; vigil Sunday - Los Angeles Times share.google/WTsr5fnJkyNQ...
Man killed by off-duty ICE agent in Northridge identified by community; vigil Sunday
Activists and social media identify Keith 'Pooter' Porter as the man shot and killed by an off-duty ICE agent in Northridge on New Year’s Eve. Black Lives Matter L.A. has scheduled a Sunday vigil to h...
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January 8, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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January 8, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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The way i’m screamingggg 😂 watch til the end
January 5, 2026 at 5:23 AM
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Right . Target had no true replacement and we still ain’t came back. Meanwhile Hilton has a slew of replacements
Hilton Hotels want to be the next Target, b/c they obviously think it can’t happen to them also…
January 8, 2026 at 5:49 AM
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Hilton Hotels want to be the next Target, b/c they obviously think it can’t happen to them also…
January 8, 2026 at 5:47 AM
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You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.

This could be you.
January 8, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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Monsters.
LT Gov. Flanagan: She had stuffed animals in the car for her child, for her six year old child
January 8, 2026 at 3:43 AM
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She battled this for so long all while blazing a path for BW in food for herself and others. She got me my first food styling gig, she hired me once too. Thank you Simone. Rest well.
January 8, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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y'all young, huh??

you missed TLC wearing condoms as accessories? have you heard any of their music??
Why they got T-Boz singing about PrEP?
January 8, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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She said….
January 7, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Lmaooo
He told me he wanted me to be his “boo boo boo” cause one “boo” wasn’t enough
Girls get the ick over the weirdest things..

And that shit is HILARIOUS.
January 7, 2026 at 1:37 PM
He told me to wear a jacket or I was gonna get “limonia” (pneumonia)
Girls get the ick over the weirdest things..

And that shit is HILARIOUS.
January 7, 2026 at 1:35 PM
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Saying “I don’t live to eat, I eat to live” at dinner, while also not knowing how to cook or make one single real meal.

Eeeyuck!
Girls get the ick over the weirdest things..

And that shit is HILARIOUS.
January 7, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Telling me I use too many big words.
Girls get the ick over the weirdest things..

And that shit is HILARIOUS.
January 7, 2026 at 6:46 AM
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He called me a “hunk”, thinking it was gender neutral.
Girls get the ick over the weirdest things..

And that shit is HILARIOUS.
January 7, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Lmaooo
He was fine as hell but his name was Shawncey

Like nigga…either be Shawn or be Chauncey. Don’t be both
January 7, 2026 at 6:42 AM
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we went to eat and the money he paid with was balled the fuck up
Girls get the ick over the weirdest things..

And that shit is HILARIOUS.
January 7, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Lmaooo
Some of yall may remember this story from last year but I got the ick when this guy fell into a trap door at a Haunted House. Pathetic 🙂‍↔️
Girls get the ick over the weirdest things..

And that shit is HILARIOUS.
January 7, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Talking about money too much
Girls get the ick over the weirdest things..

And that shit is HILARIOUS.
January 7, 2026 at 4:23 AM
His fingers were too wide at the tips.
Girls get the ick over the weirdest things..

And that shit is HILARIOUS.
January 7, 2026 at 4:22 AM
😂😂😂
He was a boxer and I looked up his league and he was second last in the rankings.
Girls get the ick over the weirdest things..

And that shit is HILARIOUS.
January 7, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Lmaooo
Took out a little coin purse to pay for his groceries when the cashier asked if he had change
Girls get the ick over the weirdest things..

And that shit is HILARIOUS.
January 7, 2026 at 4:14 AM
A dude asked me to read “rich dad/poor dad” with him.

*blocked*
Girls get the ick over the weirdest things..

And that shit is HILARIOUS.
January 7, 2026 at 4:12 AM