Jacques! Or Kai... or Flux... or Bez, really
@jacquesthefox.bsky.social
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Time to fill your F-sacks with canned goods and shape tweens.
February 3, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Time to fill your F-sacks with canned goods and shape tweens.
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im going to be quoting this one for a long time i can tell. poor sleep linked to gong
Subscribing to the print edition of The Onion has literally helped keep me sane
February 3, 2026 at 3:54 AM
im going to be quoting this one for a long time i can tell. poor sleep linked to gong
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mamdani is fixing new york like when you install a game for the first time and you have to change the settings like why is motion blur always on by default
February 3, 2026 at 6:53 AM
mamdani is fixing new york like when you install a game for the first time and you have to change the settings like why is motion blur always on by default
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The Pitt got greenlit for a season 3, out next February, and the announcement has very funny comment from HBO chairman Casey Bloys that’s like “yeah, turns out if you just make a TV show like how we used to make TV shows you can have a 15+ episode season every year 🤷♂️”
February 2, 2026 at 4:41 PM
The Pitt got greenlit for a season 3, out next February, and the announcement has very funny comment from HBO chairman Casey Bloys that’s like “yeah, turns out if you just make a TV show like how we used to make TV shows you can have a 15+ episode season every year 🤷♂️”
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For those curious, I think this is what he's referring to.
February 2, 2026 at 4:50 PM
For those curious, I think this is what he's referring to.
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Kinda bullshit the February rent is the same as every other month
February 1, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Kinda bullshit the February rent is the same as every other month
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every medievally inspired artist must eventually make a pastiche of their favourite piece of medieval art
not very hard to guess which one's mine 🩸🦄🌷
not very hard to guess which one's mine 🩸🦄🌷
February 1, 2026 at 9:24 PM
every medievally inspired artist must eventually make a pastiche of their favourite piece of medieval art
not very hard to guess which one's mine 🩸🦄🌷
not very hard to guess which one's mine 🩸🦄🌷
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I keep seeing the “reminder don’t use Adobe here are the alternatives” image going around and folks, the problem is not just that Adobe sucks, the problem is they’re blocking legal access to decades of art files utilized by individuals and entire teams
February 2, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I keep seeing the “reminder don’t use Adobe here are the alternatives” image going around and folks, the problem is not just that Adobe sucks, the problem is they’re blocking legal access to decades of art files utilized by individuals and entire teams
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This is the face of the man you’re supporting when you donate to my ko-fi…how does it make you feel
February 2, 2026 at 6:22 PM
This is the face of the man you’re supporting when you donate to my ko-fi…how does it make you feel
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It’s NOT CANCER 😭💛
He most likely has IBD and needs to see an internist…I’ll be making calls tomorrow. He’s getting a new diet as well.
While I am relieved, I don’t know how much a specialist is going to be. I’m overwhelmingly stressed, but at least we ruled cancer out…
He most likely has IBD and needs to see an internist…I’ll be making calls tomorrow. He’s getting a new diet as well.
While I am relieved, I don’t know how much a specialist is going to be. I’m overwhelmingly stressed, but at least we ruled cancer out…
February 2, 2026 at 6:05 PM
It’s NOT CANCER 😭💛
He most likely has IBD and needs to see an internist…I’ll be making calls tomorrow. He’s getting a new diet as well.
While I am relieved, I don’t know how much a specialist is going to be. I’m overwhelmingly stressed, but at least we ruled cancer out…
He most likely has IBD and needs to see an internist…I’ll be making calls tomorrow. He’s getting a new diet as well.
While I am relieved, I don’t know how much a specialist is going to be. I’m overwhelmingly stressed, but at least we ruled cancer out…
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I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
February 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
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ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
June 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
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please know when I use the ✨ emoji, I do not mean anything to do with AI. they stole my emoji from me.
January 30, 2026 at 6:17 PM
please know when I use the ✨ emoji, I do not mean anything to do with AI. they stole my emoji from me.
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“Pfft, I wouldn’t have even needed Epstein to have a sex party with young girls. And I’m still really smart!”
I love how Musk throws in a humblebrag about how smart he is but his excuse is an actual Homer Simpson-gag level of stupidity.
And wait why would you even need more brainpower…?!?!
I love how Musk throws in a humblebrag about how smart he is but his excuse is an actual Homer Simpson-gag level of stupidity.
And wait why would you even need more brainpower…?!?!
February 2, 2026 at 12:38 AM
“Pfft, I wouldn’t have even needed Epstein to have a sex party with young girls. And I’m still really smart!”
I love how Musk throws in a humblebrag about how smart he is but his excuse is an actual Homer Simpson-gag level of stupidity.
And wait why would you even need more brainpower…?!?!
I love how Musk throws in a humblebrag about how smart he is but his excuse is an actual Homer Simpson-gag level of stupidity.
And wait why would you even need more brainpower…?!?!