Jacqueline Renier
@jacquelinerenier.bsky.social
TTRPG / Comics / Literature / Classics / Folklore.
The crazy rat lady is back from holiday – this is a RP and parody account about Ravenloft.
Mostly English, French if I find something worth writing.
The crazy rat lady is back from holiday – this is a RP and parody account about Ravenloft.
Mostly English, French if I find something worth writing.
Pinned
Now that I've managed to definitively escape the brain fog of Twitter (the demiplane of madness), I'm back on Bluesky!
This account will be mostly RP, so get ready for darklord banter and Ravenloft silliness, and maybe some more developed content after I get back into the swing of things!
This account will be mostly RP, so get ready for darklord banter and Ravenloft silliness, and maybe some more developed content after I get back into the swing of things!
Reposted by Jacqueline Renier
Me: I'm feeling really Sapphic
You: Tell me more 😏
Me: ............... and if
......... [thy]me......
..........................
hands.......... [swan, or possibly an extinct species of gourd]
.........................s
You: Tell me more 😏
Me: ............... and if
......... [thy]me......
..........................
hands.......... [swan, or possibly an extinct species of gourd]
.........................s
October 22, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Me: I'm feeling really Sapphic
You: Tell me more 😏
Me: ............... and if
......... [thy]me......
..........................
hands.......... [swan, or possibly an extinct species of gourd]
.........................s
You: Tell me more 😏
Me: ............... and if
......... [thy]me......
..........................
hands.......... [swan, or possibly an extinct species of gourd]
.........................s
Jorge Luis Borges
Émile Zola
Jean-Patrick Manchette
Pierre Christin
Alan Moore
Émile Zola
Jean-Patrick Manchette
Pierre Christin
Alan Moore
Stephen King
Terry Pratchett
Ursula K Le Guin
Becky Chambers
Elizabeth Moon
Terry Pratchett
Ursula K Le Guin
Becky Chambers
Elizabeth Moon
Writers, name five of the authors who most impacted your writing style or philosophy:
JRR Tolkien
CS Lewis
Libba Bray
Ken Follett
Lemony Snicket
JRR Tolkien
CS Lewis
Libba Bray
Ken Follett
Lemony Snicket
June 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Jorge Luis Borges
Émile Zola
Jean-Patrick Manchette
Pierre Christin
Alan Moore
Émile Zola
Jean-Patrick Manchette
Pierre Christin
Alan Moore
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So many other great wizard books out there:
- Merlin triology
- Wizard of Earthsea series
- Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell
- Howl's Moving Castle
- Sorcery of Thorns
- Elric of Melniboné series
- A Sorceress Comes to Call
- The Last Unicorn
- Uprooted
- Discworld: Unseen University & Witch series
- Merlin triology
- Wizard of Earthsea series
- Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell
- Howl's Moving Castle
- Sorcery of Thorns
- Elric of Melniboné series
- A Sorceress Comes to Call
- The Last Unicorn
- Uprooted
- Discworld: Unseen University & Witch series
Fuck Harry Potter
Read Beowulf
Read Beowulf
Fuck Harry Potter.
Read the Drizzt books.
Read the Drizzt books.
May 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
So many other great wizard books out there:
- Merlin triology
- Wizard of Earthsea series
- Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell
- Howl's Moving Castle
- Sorcery of Thorns
- Elric of Melniboné series
- A Sorceress Comes to Call
- The Last Unicorn
- Uprooted
- Discworld: Unseen University & Witch series
- Merlin triology
- Wizard of Earthsea series
- Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell
- Howl's Moving Castle
- Sorcery of Thorns
- Elric of Melniboné series
- A Sorceress Comes to Call
- The Last Unicorn
- Uprooted
- Discworld: Unseen University & Witch series
"Can you explain the gap in your resume?"
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off (the) shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off (the) shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
"Can you explain the gap in your resume?"
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold
"Can you explain the gap in your resume?"
From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak, I fought him, the Balrog of Morgoth, until at last, I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountainside. Darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time."
From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak, I fought him, the Balrog of Morgoth, until at last, I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountainside. Darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time."
April 5, 2025 at 12:07 AM
"Can you explain the gap in your resume?"
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off (the) shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off (the) shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
Reposted by Jacqueline Renier
Hey, if anyone likes slightly gonzo zombie western novels, I published mine on Kindle finally and you can get it here! a.co/d/fYMDqUf
Amazon.com
a.co
December 21, 2024 at 7:26 AM
Hey, if anyone likes slightly gonzo zombie western novels, I published mine on Kindle finally and you can get it here! a.co/d/fYMDqUf
Reposted by Jacqueline Renier
If you thought Baldur's Gate 3 was good, you're going to love Baldur's Gate: New Vegas!
December 8, 2024 at 2:52 AM
If you thought Baldur's Gate 3 was good, you're going to love Baldur's Gate: New Vegas!
Brie
Your TOP GUN fighter tag is the last thing you ate. No more than two words.
GO.
GO.
December 8, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Brie
Here, a Washington accurate version of Edward.
That's it, that's the skeet.
That's it, that's the skeet.
December 7, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Here, a Washington accurate version of Edward.
That's it, that's the skeet.
That's it, that's the skeet.
So basically, vampires feeding in Barovia all have a vitamin deficiency?
That explains why @lyssavonz.bsky.social has such a hard time staying awake.
That explains why @lyssavonz.bsky.social has such a hard time staying awake.
December 7, 2024 at 11:02 AM
So basically, vampires feeding in Barovia all have a vitamin deficiency?
That explains why @lyssavonz.bsky.social has such a hard time staying awake.
That explains why @lyssavonz.bsky.social has such a hard time staying awake.
Reposted by Jacqueline Renier
I’m not currently reading Agatha Christie by a crackling fireplace on a snowy day whilst indulging in multiple cups of tea and freshly-baked scones, so no, I’m afraid your email didn’t “find me well”.
December 5, 2024 at 1:17 PM
I’m not currently reading Agatha Christie by a crackling fireplace on a snowy day whilst indulging in multiple cups of tea and freshly-baked scones, so no, I’m afraid your email didn’t “find me well”.
What better way to kick off Thanksmisting than by welcoming the Ambrosia salad of darklords to this network?
@darklordazalin.bsky.social @strahdvonz.bsky.social
Hi guys
Your wacky neighbor is back
In bluesky form
*leaves cinderblocks and a rusty old trans-am (where did he get that?) on the edge of his domain where everyone has to see it*
Hi guys
Your wacky neighbor is back
In bluesky form
*leaves cinderblocks and a rusty old trans-am (where did he get that?) on the edge of his domain where everyone has to see it*
November 28, 2024 at 9:39 PM
What better way to kick off Thanksmisting than by welcoming the Ambrosia salad of darklords to this network?
Ah, Ivana, such a pleasure to see a darklord of your caliber here.
That's a nice of change from the usual abusive old men.
I was starting to fear I'd have to send Saidra an invitation...
That's a nice of change from the usual abusive old men.
I was starting to fear I'd have to send Saidra an invitation...
Ok, tinder didn’t light, bumble had no buzz, and grindr was… interesting. Men these days just can’t hold their arsenic.
Ugh! I’m swearing off love again. Hello bluesky, what’ve you got to offer?
Ugh! I’m swearing off love again. Hello bluesky, what’ve you got to offer?
November 24, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Ah, Ivana, such a pleasure to see a darklord of your caliber here.
That's a nice of change from the usual abusive old men.
I was starting to fear I'd have to send Saidra an invitation...
That's a nice of change from the usual abusive old men.
I was starting to fear I'd have to send Saidra an invitation...
And when you stare into the abyss, the abyss calls you a creep because you didn't understand what socially acceptable eye contact was.
ME: Hello Darkness, my old friend.
DARKNESS: We went out for wings *once*
DARKNESS: We went out for wings *once*
November 23, 2024 at 5:58 PM
And when you stare into the abyss, the abyss calls you a creep because you didn't understand what socially acceptable eye contact was.
OoC: Reading this post made me seriously contemplate opening a LinkedIn darklord account.
Seeking new minions. If interested, ensure you meet the following requirements:
- Able to give genuine compliments to me on a daily basis.
- Work odd hours. I don’t sleep, why should you?
- Zero ambitions.
- A fondness for magic, but not a willingness to learn more than me.
- Able to give genuine compliments to me on a daily basis.
- Work odd hours. I don’t sleep, why should you?
- Zero ambitions.
- A fondness for magic, but not a willingness to learn more than me.
November 23, 2024 at 9:33 AM
OoC: Reading this post made me seriously contemplate opening a LinkedIn darklord account.
Post you from a different era.
I was sorely lacking rat garments back then…
(Props to TSR’s chara designers for creating a darklord with zero distinguishing physical features)
I was sorely lacking rat garments back then…
(Props to TSR’s chara designers for creating a darklord with zero distinguishing physical features)
November 22, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Post you from a different era.
I was sorely lacking rat garments back then…
(Props to TSR’s chara designers for creating a darklord with zero distinguishing physical features)
I was sorely lacking rat garments back then…
(Props to TSR’s chara designers for creating a darklord with zero distinguishing physical features)
I just had the worst nightmare.
Someone was putting rats in small costumes and pressing their tails to make them squeak in tune, and calling it "Operat".
Someone was putting rats in small costumes and pressing their tails to make them squeak in tune, and calling it "Operat".
November 19, 2024 at 11:30 PM
I just had the worst nightmare.
Someone was putting rats in small costumes and pressing their tails to make them squeak in tune, and calling it "Operat".
Someone was putting rats in small costumes and pressing their tails to make them squeak in tune, and calling it "Operat".
Now that I've managed to definitively escape the brain fog of Twitter (the demiplane of madness), I'm back on Bluesky!
This account will be mostly RP, so get ready for darklord banter and Ravenloft silliness, and maybe some more developed content after I get back into the swing of things!
This account will be mostly RP, so get ready for darklord banter and Ravenloft silliness, and maybe some more developed content after I get back into the swing of things!
November 17, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Now that I've managed to definitively escape the brain fog of Twitter (the demiplane of madness), I'm back on Bluesky!
This account will be mostly RP, so get ready for darklord banter and Ravenloft silliness, and maybe some more developed content after I get back into the swing of things!
This account will be mostly RP, so get ready for darklord banter and Ravenloft silliness, and maybe some more developed content after I get back into the swing of things!
It appears there is no gif of the scene I'm looking for... I cannot fathom why, it is so lovely.
November 17, 2024 at 9:52 PM
It appears there is no gif of the scene I'm looking for... I cannot fathom why, it is so lovely.
Reposted by Jacqueline Renier
GYABBAFRAK
CLIMATE/TERRAIN: Gated suburban
FREQUENCY: Very rare
NUMBER APPEARING: 0-1
ALIGNMENT: Chaotic Neutral
ARMOR CLASS: 0
HIT DICE: 12+2
THAC0: 9
SPECIAL ATTACKS: Self-Immolation
SPECIAL WEAKNESSES: Rain, gentle slopes
GM NOTE: In legends the gyabbafrak is arrow-proof. This is not the case.
CLIMATE/TERRAIN: Gated suburban
FREQUENCY: Very rare
NUMBER APPEARING: 0-1
ALIGNMENT: Chaotic Neutral
ARMOR CLASS: 0
HIT DICE: 12+2
THAC0: 9
SPECIAL ATTACKS: Self-Immolation
SPECIAL WEAKNESSES: Rain, gentle slopes
GM NOTE: In legends the gyabbafrak is arrow-proof. This is not the case.
November 10, 2023 at 11:20 PM
GYABBAFRAK
CLIMATE/TERRAIN: Gated suburban
FREQUENCY: Very rare
NUMBER APPEARING: 0-1
ALIGNMENT: Chaotic Neutral
ARMOR CLASS: 0
HIT DICE: 12+2
THAC0: 9
SPECIAL ATTACKS: Self-Immolation
SPECIAL WEAKNESSES: Rain, gentle slopes
GM NOTE: In legends the gyabbafrak is arrow-proof. This is not the case.
CLIMATE/TERRAIN: Gated suburban
FREQUENCY: Very rare
NUMBER APPEARING: 0-1
ALIGNMENT: Chaotic Neutral
ARMOR CLASS: 0
HIT DICE: 12+2
THAC0: 9
SPECIAL ATTACKS: Self-Immolation
SPECIAL WEAKNESSES: Rain, gentle slopes
GM NOTE: In legends the gyabbafrak is arrow-proof. This is not the case.
Ex-convict must choose between two political agendas and scream at lizards.
Ok, I'll bite.
Pest control man searches for daughter in war-torn world.
Pest control man searches for daughter in war-torn world.
September 28, 2023 at 9:26 PM
Ex-convict must choose between two political agendas and scream at lizards.
Do you think we could retroactively implement an invite code system in the Demiplane?
There are a couple of people I'd like to never see get a domain.
There are a couple of people I'd like to never see get a domain.
August 9, 2023 at 9:41 PM
Do you think we could retroactively implement an invite code system in the Demiplane?
There are a couple of people I'd like to never see get a domain.
There are a couple of people I'd like to never see get a domain.
Reposted by Jacqueline Renier
If Baldur's Gate 3 is going to be an authentic recreation of D&D then you shouldn't be able to play until you've spent months exchanging emails with your companions to find two hours when everyone's available
July 30, 2023 at 4:21 PM
If Baldur's Gate 3 is going to be an authentic recreation of D&D then you shouldn't be able to play until you've spent months exchanging emails with your companions to find two hours when everyone's available
Quand même, je plains les enfants d'Elon Musk.
Je me demande si ça n'aurait pas été plus simple pour eux de naître sous X.
Je me demande si ça n'aurait pas été plus simple pour eux de naître sous X.
August 1, 2023 at 9:41 PM
Quand même, je plains les enfants d'Elon Musk.
Je me demande si ça n'aurait pas été plus simple pour eux de naître sous X.
Je me demande si ça n'aurait pas été plus simple pour eux de naître sous X.