Azalin Rex
@darklordazalin.bsky.social
Overly dramatic wizard King of Darkon who is certainly not a lich.
Hmm…I just realized I may actually finally finish the Darkon campaign (lvl 1-15) I’ve been writing for about 2 years now by the fall. Just in time for spooky season!
Now I just have to figure out if it’s worth doing all the formatting to put it on DMsGuild.
Now I just have to figure out if it’s worth doing all the formatting to put it on DMsGuild.
May 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Hmm…I just realized I may actually finally finish the Darkon campaign (lvl 1-15) I’ve been writing for about 2 years now by the fall. Just in time for spooky season!
Now I just have to figure out if it’s worth doing all the formatting to put it on DMsGuild.
Now I just have to figure out if it’s worth doing all the formatting to put it on DMsGuild.
So many other great wizard books out there:
- Merlin triology
- Wizard of Earthsea series
- Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell
- Howl's Moving Castle
- Sorcery of Thorns
- Elric of Melniboné series
- A Sorceress Comes to Call
- The Last Unicorn
- Uprooted
- Discworld: Unseen University & Witch series
- Merlin triology
- Wizard of Earthsea series
- Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell
- Howl's Moving Castle
- Sorcery of Thorns
- Elric of Melniboné series
- A Sorceress Comes to Call
- The Last Unicorn
- Uprooted
- Discworld: Unseen University & Witch series
Fuck Harry Potter
Read Beowulf
Read Beowulf
Fuck Harry Potter.
Read the Drizzt books.
Read the Drizzt books.
May 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
So many other great wizard books out there:
- Merlin triology
- Wizard of Earthsea series
- Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell
- Howl's Moving Castle
- Sorcery of Thorns
- Elric of Melniboné series
- A Sorceress Comes to Call
- The Last Unicorn
- Uprooted
- Discworld: Unseen University & Witch series
- Merlin triology
- Wizard of Earthsea series
- Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell
- Howl's Moving Castle
- Sorcery of Thorns
- Elric of Melniboné series
- A Sorceress Comes to Call
- The Last Unicorn
- Uprooted
- Discworld: Unseen University & Witch series
I can't remember when I started the project, but I am nearly done writing up all my Darklord reviews written from Azalin's perspective.
Been contemplating posting them here twice a week from the start as I've been having difficulty being 'active' on this site and that may inspire me into activity.
Been contemplating posting them here twice a week from the start as I've been having difficulty being 'active' on this site and that may inspire me into activity.
May 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I can't remember when I started the project, but I am nearly done writing up all my Darklord reviews written from Azalin's perspective.
Been contemplating posting them here twice a week from the start as I've been having difficulty being 'active' on this site and that may inspire me into activity.
Been contemplating posting them here twice a week from the start as I've been having difficulty being 'active' on this site and that may inspire me into activity.
The hours I spend researching Ravenloft lore to ultimately end up creating my own stories for my games is kind of hilarious.
April 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM
The hours I spend researching Ravenloft lore to ultimately end up creating my own stories for my games is kind of hilarious.
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I've figured out how to circumvent my curse!
Acorn-fed Iberico salami.
With this mouthfeel, I don't even want to know what it tastes like. It can't be as good as what I'm imagining.
Acorn-fed Iberico salami.
With this mouthfeel, I don't even want to know what it tastes like. It can't be as good as what I'm imagining.
April 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I've figured out how to circumvent my curse!
Acorn-fed Iberico salami.
With this mouthfeel, I don't even want to know what it tastes like. It can't be as good as what I'm imagining.
Acorn-fed Iberico salami.
With this mouthfeel, I don't even want to know what it tastes like. It can't be as good as what I'm imagining.
My daily to do list:
- Attempt to learn a new spell just in case my tormentors aren’t paying attention
- Ten hours of scheming
- Four hours of laboratory experimentation
- Twenty minute screaming break in the Room of Silence
- At least another eight hours of scheming
- Light reading if time allows
- Attempt to learn a new spell just in case my tormentors aren’t paying attention
- Ten hours of scheming
- Four hours of laboratory experimentation
- Twenty minute screaming break in the Room of Silence
- At least another eight hours of scheming
- Light reading if time allows
April 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
My daily to do list:
- Attempt to learn a new spell just in case my tormentors aren’t paying attention
- Ten hours of scheming
- Four hours of laboratory experimentation
- Twenty minute screaming break in the Room of Silence
- At least another eight hours of scheming
- Light reading if time allows
- Attempt to learn a new spell just in case my tormentors aren’t paying attention
- Ten hours of scheming
- Four hours of laboratory experimentation
- Twenty minute screaming break in the Room of Silence
- At least another eight hours of scheming
- Light reading if time allows
Yes, yes. Being a lich grants you vast, unfathomable arcane prowess, but at what cost?
Most animals fear you and booping a zombie on their half-decaying snoot is not nearly the same.
Most animals fear you and booping a zombie on their half-decaying snoot is not nearly the same.
April 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Yes, yes. Being a lich grants you vast, unfathomable arcane prowess, but at what cost?
Most animals fear you and booping a zombie on their half-decaying snoot is not nearly the same.
Most animals fear you and booping a zombie on their half-decaying snoot is not nearly the same.
"Can you explain the gap in your resume?"
Ah, yes. That was shortly after I inadvertedly transformed Il Aluk into Necropolis and my essences was scattered throughout Darkon. In 3 years I was able to form corherent thoughts and in another 2 was able to manipulate some adventurers to set things right
Ah, yes. That was shortly after I inadvertedly transformed Il Aluk into Necropolis and my essences was scattered throughout Darkon. In 3 years I was able to form corherent thoughts and in another 2 was able to manipulate some adventurers to set things right
"Can you explain the gap in your resume?"
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off (the) shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off (the) shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
"Can you explain the gap in your resume?"
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold
April 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
"Can you explain the gap in your resume?"
Ah, yes. That was shortly after I inadvertedly transformed Il Aluk into Necropolis and my essences was scattered throughout Darkon. In 3 years I was able to form corherent thoughts and in another 2 was able to manipulate some adventurers to set things right
Ah, yes. That was shortly after I inadvertedly transformed Il Aluk into Necropolis and my essences was scattered throughout Darkon. In 3 years I was able to form corherent thoughts and in another 2 was able to manipulate some adventurers to set things right
If the doom guards patrolling the battlements and the birds plummeting to their death if they even look at Castle Avernus doesn’t keep unwanted visitors at bay, perhaps the recent foot of snow will.
January 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
If the doom guards patrolling the battlements and the birds plummeting to their death if they even look at Castle Avernus doesn’t keep unwanted visitors at bay, perhaps the recent foot of snow will.
The temptation to put the mansion and cast of What We Do in the Shadows as NPCs in my Ravenloft game is very high...
January 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The temptation to put the mansion and cast of What We Do in the Shadows as NPCs in my Ravenloft game is very high...
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Suggestion I overheard from an AU version of yours: Great Disjunction! Could be neat, could be fun...
January 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Suggestion I overheard from an AU version of yours: Great Disjunction! Could be neat, could be fun...
Feeling bored.
Might cause another Grand Conjunction.
I dunno...
Might cause another Grand Conjunction.
I dunno...
January 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Feeling bored.
Might cause another Grand Conjunction.
I dunno...
Might cause another Grand Conjunction.
I dunno...
New Year's Resolutions?
Acknowledging I need to change?
Bah! Who has time for such nonsense when escape attempt 665 is underway?
Acknowledging I need to change?
Bah! Who has time for such nonsense when escape attempt 665 is underway?
December 31, 2024 at 5:58 PM
New Year's Resolutions?
Acknowledging I need to change?
Bah! Who has time for such nonsense when escape attempt 665 is underway?
Acknowledging I need to change?
Bah! Who has time for such nonsense when escape attempt 665 is underway?
Twas the night before Lichmas
When all through my lair
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a mind flayer
When all through my lair
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a mind flayer
December 24, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Twas the night before Lichmas
When all through my lair
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a mind flayer
When all through my lair
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a mind flayer
People complain about me ‘raising undead armies’ but what they don’t understand is its just easier to walk all your zombies and skeletons at the same time.
December 21, 2024 at 2:09 PM
People complain about me ‘raising undead armies’ but what they don’t understand is its just easier to walk all your zombies and skeletons at the same time.
Not only is the individual behind the Strahd account a great person, he's a great author as well!
Check it out here:
Check it out here:
Hey, if anyone likes slightly gonzo zombie western novels, I published mine on Kindle finally and you can get it here! a.co/d/fYMDqUf
Amazon.com
a.co
December 21, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Not only is the individual behind the Strahd account a great person, he's a great author as well!
Check it out here:
Check it out here:
Hmm...If I purchase this Acererak t-shirt and tell everyone its me on it, do you think they'll know?
December 13, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Hmm...If I purchase this Acererak t-shirt and tell everyone its me on it, do you think they'll know?
Opening a new University in Darkon devoted to STEM:
Skeletons. Test-Subjects. Evil. Machinations.
Skeletons. Test-Subjects. Evil. Machinations.
December 12, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Opening a new University in Darkon devoted to STEM:
Skeletons. Test-Subjects. Evil. Machinations.
Skeletons. Test-Subjects. Evil. Machinations.
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Here, a Washington accurate version of Edward.
That's it, that's the skeet.
That's it, that's the skeet.
December 7, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Here, a Washington accurate version of Edward.
That's it, that's the skeet.
That's it, that's the skeet.
Where can this basic lich get a decent peppermint hot chocolate around here?
December 5, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Where can this basic lich get a decent peppermint hot chocolate around here?
It's that time of year again...
Lich playing the Switch.
Lich playing the Switch.
December 4, 2024 at 2:33 PM
It's that time of year again...
Lich playing the Switch.
Lich playing the Switch.
Warlock Patron tip of the day:
If your Warlock asks if you’re a God, you say yes.
If your Warlock asks if you’re a God, you say yes.
November 30, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Warlock Patron tip of the day:
If your Warlock asks if you’re a God, you say yes.
If your Warlock asks if you’re a God, you say yes.
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I don’t wanna be buried
in the Great Cemetary
Don’t wanna be a toy for Azalin
in the Great Cemetary
Don’t wanna be a toy for Azalin
November 28, 2024 at 3:18 PM
I don’t wanna be buried
in the Great Cemetary
Don’t wanna be a toy for Azalin
in the Great Cemetary
Don’t wanna be a toy for Azalin
Personally the only ship I want to be included in is a spelljammer that transports me to Oerth.
Post a ship that's not Star Trek or Star Wars
November 29, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Personally the only ship I want to be included in is a spelljammer that transports me to Oerth.