The God-Brain of Bluetspur
@blueskybrain.skitterloft.social
Dark Lord of Bluetspur * pet lover * people understander * satire
You make one little mistakes about the reproductive cycle of your own species and suddenly everyone thinks you’ve “never been in a real colony”
May 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
You make one little mistakes about the reproductive cycle of your own species and suddenly everyone thinks you’ve “never been in a real colony”
My homebrew Fireball specialist class gets Fireball as a cantrip at first level (their only spell), but the range is only 1 square per level.
May 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
My homebrew Fireball specialist class gets Fireball as a cantrip at first level (their only spell), but the range is only 1 square per level.
I like RPGs with a little challenge. Like someone says “You find yourself in the Nether Tunnels” and you are not allowed to laugh.
May 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I like RPGs with a little challenge. Like someone says “You find yourself in the Nether Tunnels” and you are not allowed to laugh.
I think I have mental problems.
April 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I think I have mental problems.
15 books/series to get to know me
The Wheel of Time
Lord of the Rings
Discworld
Red Dragon, etc.
Age of Misrule
The Second Apocalypse
Preacher
The Wicked + The Divine
Neuromancer
The Covenant of Primus
Dresden Files
Mistborn
Ultimate Spider-Man (Bendis)
Dragonlance Chronicles
The Illithiad
The Wheel of Time
Lord of the Rings
Discworld
Red Dragon, etc.
Age of Misrule
The Second Apocalypse
Preacher
The Wicked + The Divine
Neuromancer
The Covenant of Primus
Dresden Files
Mistborn
Ultimate Spider-Man (Bendis)
Dragonlance Chronicles
The Illithiad
15 books to get to know me
Beowulf (MDH translation especially)
Discworld (the Watch and Moist books esp.)
Blood Meridian
The Bright Sword
The Haunting of Hill House
LOTR
Last Call
100 Years of Solitude
The Mars Trilogy
Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet
The Deed of Paksenarrion
London Falling
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Beowulf (MDH translation especially)
Discworld (the Watch and Moist books esp.)
Blood Meridian
The Bright Sword
The Haunting of Hill House
LOTR
Last Call
100 Years of Solitude
The Mars Trilogy
Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet
The Deed of Paksenarrion
London Falling
>>
15 books to get to know me ✨
Silmarillion
LOTR
Pillars of the Earth
Shantaram
Princess Bride
The Monsters We Deserve
Tao of Pooh
Narnia
A Great and Terrible Beauty
Discourse on the Origin of Inequality
The Wump World
Series of Unfortunate Events
Hunger Games
A Discovery of Witches
Harrison Bergeron
Silmarillion
LOTR
Pillars of the Earth
Shantaram
Princess Bride
The Monsters We Deserve
Tao of Pooh
Narnia
A Great and Terrible Beauty
Discourse on the Origin of Inequality
The Wump World
Series of Unfortunate Events
Hunger Games
A Discovery of Witches
Harrison Bergeron
April 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
15 books/series to get to know me
The Wheel of Time
Lord of the Rings
Discworld
Red Dragon, etc.
Age of Misrule
The Second Apocalypse
Preacher
The Wicked + The Divine
Neuromancer
The Covenant of Primus
Dresden Files
Mistborn
Ultimate Spider-Man (Bendis)
Dragonlance Chronicles
The Illithiad
The Wheel of Time
Lord of the Rings
Discworld
Red Dragon, etc.
Age of Misrule
The Second Apocalypse
Preacher
The Wicked + The Divine
Neuromancer
The Covenant of Primus
Dresden Files
Mistborn
Ultimate Spider-Man (Bendis)
Dragonlance Chronicles
The Illithiad
“Can you explain the gap in your resume?”
I call them the Strangers. They abducted us and brought us here. This city—everyone in it—is their experiment. They mix and match our memories as they see fit, trying to divine what makes us unique.
I call them the Strangers. They abducted us and brought us here. This city—everyone in it—is their experiment. They mix and match our memories as they see fit, trying to divine what makes us unique.
"Can you explain the gap in your resume?"
*Squints and slowly draws sword*
*Squints and slowly draws sword*
"Can you explain the gap in your resume?"
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off (the) shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off (the) shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
April 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
“Can you explain the gap in your resume?”
I call them the Strangers. They abducted us and brought us here. This city—everyone in it—is their experiment. They mix and match our memories as they see fit, trying to divine what makes us unique.
I call them the Strangers. They abducted us and brought us here. This city—everyone in it—is their experiment. They mix and match our memories as they see fit, trying to divine what makes us unique.
Fun Fact: Thanks to a vast network of astral simulacrum farms, Absolon Chevrolet-Frankenstein is the most common human name in all existence.
March 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Fun Fact: Thanks to a vast network of astral simulacrum farms, Absolon Chevrolet-Frankenstein is the most common human name in all existence.
Ah. Just enough to not be dismissed as a prude.
@blueskybrain.skitterloft.social has swears! They've used 2 profanities in their last 109 posts.
🥇 "ass" (1 times)
🥈 "skeet" (1 times)
🥇 "ass" (1 times)
🥈 "skeet" (1 times)
March 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Ah. Just enough to not be dismissed as a prude.
@profanity.accountant Was I a Good Brain?
March 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
@profanity.accountant Was I a Good Brain?
Ugh. Forgot to exist for a bit. Let’s catch you up on those nightmares.
March 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Ugh. Forgot to exist for a bit. Let’s catch you up on those nightmares.
without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
January 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
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Imbued the Demon Core with a personality. I shall call him Timothee.
January 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Imbued the Demon Core with a personality. I shall call him Timothee.
Wanted: Janitor for Big Job! Must be willing to clean up liquefied sentients incl. illithids. Must be willing to be paid in “exposure.”
January 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Wanted: Janitor for Big Job! Must be willing to clean up liquefied sentients incl. illithids. Must be willing to be paid in “exposure.”
Ohhh—Phineas was right about cell death. Wow!
January 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Ohhh—Phineas was right about cell death. Wow!
Recently acquired a “Demon Core” from Erth. Terrible investment. The squids haven’t found a single demon inside and they’ve been looking for hours.
January 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Recently acquired a “Demon Core” from Erth. Terrible investment. The squids haven’t found a single demon inside and they’ve been looking for hours.
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While Critical Role brought a huge audience to Dungeons and Dragons, I'll always be bummed they also made it performative.
I hear folks afraid to try, worried they wouldn't be "good at it."
Proper D&D is karaoke in a room with friends. No one cares if you sing well, so long as you are having fun.
I hear folks afraid to try, worried they wouldn't be "good at it."
Proper D&D is karaoke in a room with friends. No one cares if you sing well, so long as you are having fun.
January 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
While Critical Role brought a huge audience to Dungeons and Dragons, I'll always be bummed they also made it performative.
I hear folks afraid to try, worried they wouldn't be "good at it."
Proper D&D is karaoke in a room with friends. No one cares if you sing well, so long as you are having fun.
I hear folks afraid to try, worried they wouldn't be "good at it."
Proper D&D is karaoke in a room with friends. No one cares if you sing well, so long as you are having fun.
Fools! The only thing more powerful than power is not-not-power! It’s entirely conceptual and I have a whole jar of the stuff.
January 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Fools! The only thing more powerful than power is not-not-power! It’s entirely conceptual and I have a whole jar of the stuff.
Ugggh accidentally splintered the timeline. The squids are all wearing CPAP masks and trying to kill each other with “inverted thoughts”
January 19, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Ugggh accidentally splintered the timeline. The squids are all wearing CPAP masks and trying to kill each other with “inverted thoughts”
Unlike you I get my news from a reliable source
January 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Unlike you I get my news from a reliable source
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Probably The Stone Prophet. Adapting it to a a campaign book for the DM's guild is on my bucket list. I need someone who knows how to do formats who can coach me :(
December 29, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Probably The Stone Prophet. Adapting it to a a campaign book for the DM's guild is on my bucket list. I need someone who knows how to do formats who can coach me :(
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OoC: I'm a 5e newibe(technically started with pathfinder) so I'll say flaws and all I'm a fan of decent into Avernus
December 29, 2024 at 12:45 AM
OoC: I'm a 5e newibe(technically started with pathfinder) so I'll say flaws and all I'm a fan of decent into Avernus
I am going to make a soundboard that’s just samples of sam raimi flicks
OOC: What is your favorite classic* D&D adventure that doesn’t have a tarokka deck and Strahd Von Zarovich?
*whatever classic means to you
*whatever classic means to you
December 28, 2024 at 9:18 PM
I am going to make a soundboard that’s just samples of sam raimi flicks