Jacob Rubin
@jacobsrubin.bsky.social
I know! Can you believe it?
Book me to host your trivia night if you want it to kick ass.
Book me to host your trivia night if you want it to kick ass.
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i dunno what you can say to get electeds to do anything if “they flashbanged a baby” doesn’t do it
January 15, 2026 at 5:16 PM
i dunno what you can say to get electeds to do anything if “they flashbanged a baby” doesn’t do it
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Hahaha People Mag comes out blasting
January 13, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Hahaha People Mag comes out blasting
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I DID A PROPOSAL IN THE NERDIEST WAY I KNOW. Games have always been a big part of me and my partner’s life, and I wanted to use games to build our next step together.
January 7, 2026 at 7:14 PM
I DID A PROPOSAL IN THE NERDIEST WAY I KNOW. Games have always been a big part of me and my partner’s life, and I wanted to use games to build our next step together.
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tapping the sign www.thenation.com/article/poli...
January 7, 2026 at 6:26 PM
tapping the sign www.thenation.com/article/poli...
Getting kicked out of my X-Men cosplay group because I refuse to dress as anyone but Gateway
January 6, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Getting kicked out of my X-Men cosplay group because I refuse to dress as anyone but Gateway
TED: Okay Coach, let me see if I got this right. If I was having friendly conversation while enjoying an Indian condiment with the only female character in Street Fighter II, then...
BEARD: ... You'd be getting chummy and eating chutney with Chun-Li, Coach.
TED: Son of a gun, I knew it.
BEARD: ... You'd be getting chummy and eating chutney with Chun-Li, Coach.
TED: Son of a gun, I knew it.
January 5, 2026 at 6:29 AM
TED: Okay Coach, let me see if I got this right. If I was having friendly conversation while enjoying an Indian condiment with the only female character in Street Fighter II, then...
BEARD: ... You'd be getting chummy and eating chutney with Chun-Li, Coach.
TED: Son of a gun, I knew it.
BEARD: ... You'd be getting chummy and eating chutney with Chun-Li, Coach.
TED: Son of a gun, I knew it.
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
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it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"
January 3, 2026 at 2:24 PM
it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"
Zohran bring back Pop Tarts World
January 2, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Zohran bring back Pop Tarts World
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english degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you
coding degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you
film degree: your deep knowledge of behind the scenes stories from Who Framed Roger Rabbit will delight and entertain coworkers in any field for decades to come
coding degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you
film degree: your deep knowledge of behind the scenes stories from Who Framed Roger Rabbit will delight and entertain coworkers in any field for decades to come
December 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
english degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you
coding degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you
film degree: your deep knowledge of behind the scenes stories from Who Framed Roger Rabbit will delight and entertain coworkers in any field for decades to come
coding degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you
film degree: your deep knowledge of behind the scenes stories from Who Framed Roger Rabbit will delight and entertain coworkers in any field for decades to come
Growing up I was so Jewish I legit thought that "mahoo morris dahoo doris" song from The Grinch was an actual Christmas song and didn't understand why I didn't hear it all the time at malls and whatnot. It's a banger.
December 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Growing up I was so Jewish I legit thought that "mahoo morris dahoo doris" song from The Grinch was an actual Christmas song and didn't understand why I didn't hear it all the time at malls and whatnot. It's a banger.
I come to you tonight on Christmas Eve to tell you this is one of the weirdest things I've ever eaten and I want eight more bags
December 25, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I come to you tonight on Christmas Eve to tell you this is one of the weirdest things I've ever eaten and I want eight more bags
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AI is a cancer.
New from me: The storied fiddler Ashley MacIsaac wanted to play a show at a Nova Scotia First Nation. It got cancelled because Google's AI search summary incorrectly called him a sex offender. Now he's worried for his safety www.theglobeandmail.com/culture/arti...
Fiddler Ashley MacIsaac has show cancelled over Google AI-generated misinformation
Cape Breton musician was set to perform in Nova Scotia before a search summary incorrectly described him as a sex offender
www.theglobeandmail.com
December 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
AI is a cancer.
Just found out that when my friends talk about "getting Cracked" they AREN'T talking about the magazine???
December 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Just found out that when my friends talk about "getting Cracked" they AREN'T talking about the magazine???
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The reason we can't do anything about shootings is the same reason we're now stuck with antisemitic murders: the right wing has been allowed to exist
December 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The reason we can't do anything about shootings is the same reason we're now stuck with antisemitic murders: the right wing has been allowed to exist
Today my toddler discovered you can't put your fingers in blackberries the same way you can with raspberries and it made him very upset. Sorry if this is how you found out too.
December 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Today my toddler discovered you can't put your fingers in blackberries the same way you can with raspberries and it made him very upset. Sorry if this is how you found out too.
Fantasizing about a Smash Bros-Taskmaster crossover based on this and this alone.
December 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Fantasizing about a Smash Bros-Taskmaster crossover based on this and this alone.
This guy wants more dead kids.
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This guy wants more dead kids.
Good news! Today I worked with a plumber who looked EXACTLY like Nandor the Relentless!
December 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Good news! Today I worked with a plumber who looked EXACTLY like Nandor the Relentless!
Busta Rhymes rapping in front of Raphael from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles will be remembered as the first step in healing America.
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Busta Rhymes rapping in front of Raphael from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles will be remembered as the first step in healing America.
Do you think Cruella de Vil is so into clothes because the lady who plays her is called Glenn Clothes? I'll take my answer off the air.
November 21, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Do you think Cruella de Vil is so into clothes because the lady who plays her is called Glenn Clothes? I'll take my answer off the air.
A specific four or just the first four to show up?
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
A specific four or just the first four to show up?
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November 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Can someone please explain to me why the Tweedledum statue at Children's Fairyland in Oakland has the weirdest ass I've ever seen
November 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Can someone please explain to me why the Tweedledum statue at Children's Fairyland in Oakland has the weirdest ass I've ever seen
Very respectful of Illumination to keep the Bowser lineage Jewish.
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie - Rosalina voiced by Brie Larson
Bowser Jr. voiced by Benny Safdie
Bowser Jr. voiced by Benny Safdie
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Very respectful of Illumination to keep the Bowser lineage Jewish.