Jacob Rubin
@jacobsrubin.bsky.social
I know! Can you believe it?
Book me to host your trivia night if you want it to kick ass.
Book me to host your trivia night if you want it to kick ass.
Can someone please explain to me why the Tweedledum statue at Children's Fairyland in Oakland has the weirdest ass I've ever seen
November 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Can someone please explain to me why the Tweedledum statue at Children's Fairyland in Oakland has the weirdest ass I've ever seen
When a French guy tries to say "Conner"
October 21, 2025 at 4:47 AM
When a French guy tries to say "Conner"
In an effort to not get the dust on my fingers, I've been eating honey mustard & onion pretzel bits out of a bowl with a spoon and I've never felt more like a fucking Martian trying to blend in with humans in my God damn life
October 3, 2025 at 4:04 AM
In an effort to not get the dust on my fingers, I've been eating honey mustard & onion pretzel bits out of a bowl with a spoon and I've never felt more like a fucking Martian trying to blend in with humans in my God damn life
Showing up to the masked orgy in one of the bad boys
September 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Showing up to the masked orgy in one of the bad boys
I work with seniors and one of them was asking me about Peacemaker so I made him this informative flyer.
September 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I work with seniors and one of them was asking me about Peacemaker so I made him this informative flyer.
The universal acceptance of "froyo" as the abbreviation for frozen yogurt is a huge disappointment to him.
September 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The universal acceptance of "froyo" as the abbreviation for frozen yogurt is a huge disappointment to him.
ADDENDUM: In the sequel series Extreme Ghostbusters, they softened Egon's features a bit and gave him a haircut that actually exists in real life and honestly? Pretty good!
September 6, 2025 at 5:06 AM
ADDENDUM: In the sequel series Extreme Ghostbusters, they softened Egon's features a bit and gave him a haircut that actually exists in real life and honestly? Pretty good!
4. Egon Spengler. What the fuck is that haircut
September 6, 2025 at 5:06 AM
4. Egon Spengler. What the fuck is that haircut
3. Winston Zeddemore. Big step away. Slimmed way down, no mustache, completely different haircut, maybe even de-aged him a decade? This is quite the deviation.
September 6, 2025 at 5:06 AM
3. Winston Zeddemore. Big step away. Slimmed way down, no mustache, completely different haircut, maybe even de-aged him a decade? This is quite the deviation.
2: Ray Stantz. Weird call to have him be a redhead who gained a couple pounds, but that's otherwise fairly accurate.
September 6, 2025 at 5:06 AM
2: Ray Stantz. Weird call to have him be a redhead who gained a couple pounds, but that's otherwise fairly accurate.
THREAD: ranking the Real Ghostbusters by how much they look like the real Ghostbusters.
1: Peter Venkman. Yeah, they handsome'd him up a bit, but that's pretty close to an animated Bill Murray.
1: Peter Venkman. Yeah, they handsome'd him up a bit, but that's pretty close to an animated Bill Murray.
September 6, 2025 at 5:06 AM
THREAD: ranking the Real Ghostbusters by how much they look like the real Ghostbusters.
1: Peter Venkman. Yeah, they handsome'd him up a bit, but that's pretty close to an animated Bill Murray.
1: Peter Venkman. Yeah, they handsome'd him up a bit, but that's pretty close to an animated Bill Murray.
Holy shit this is the third paragraph
August 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Holy shit this is the third paragraph
Free: baby shoes, worn hella much
August 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Free: baby shoes, worn hella much
Good morning my dog looks like Master Karin thank you for your attention
August 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Good morning my dog looks like Master Karin thank you for your attention
Somebody left this case containing two and a half good movies on my desk and I demand answers.
August 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Somebody left this case containing two and a half good movies on my desk and I demand answers.
Unless you're talking about Gamesmaster, the X-Men villain (your picture is of Grandmaster, which is also the character Jeff Goldblum played)
July 2, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Unless you're talking about Gamesmaster, the X-Men villain (your picture is of Grandmaster, which is also the character Jeff Goldblum played)
My nearly 11-month-old son, in the little seat in the shopping cart, trying to see something behind him:
June 3, 2025 at 1:35 AM
My nearly 11-month-old son, in the little seat in the shopping cart, trying to see something behind him:
When the new Pope is on the fourth season of The Bear
May 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
When the new Pope is on the fourth season of The Bear
I'm back on my bullshit (reading the Wikipedia page about the Washington Nationals Presidents Race for fun)
April 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I'm back on my bullshit (reading the Wikipedia page about the Washington Nationals Presidents Race for fun)
My son has his first tooth. It's hard to get a photo but I promise he looks EXACTLY like this.
April 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
My son has his first tooth. It's hard to get a photo but I promise he looks EXACTLY like this.
Do we call him Pooper because he's the Paldean form of Wooper, or because he's a Poison-type version of Wooper? The answer is: yes.
January 31, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Do we call him Pooper because he's the Paldean form of Wooper, or because he's a Poison-type version of Wooper? The answer is: yes.