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JJ Jacobs
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Orange soda enthusiast.
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“This is how the second Trump administration operates: shoot first, smear later. Our loaded barf bag of a president has any number of subordinates ready to carry out this doctrine, but Vance is especially deserving of your ire. Because what the fuck are we doing here?”
www.sfgate.com/politics/art...
JD Vance is a piece of s—t
We can't let the vice president off the hook.
www.sfgate.com
January 15, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻‍🍳 💋
January 13, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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shutdown deal per AXIOS:

republicans get: government reopens and party avoids political consequences for refusing to make health care affordable

democrats get: seven beans, an old case logic CD wallet (empty), a coupon for 15% off Busch Gardens, one spiced pumpkin scented candle, a 6-pack of Zima
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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your hard-earned tax dollars are paying for a White House social media account that calls duty elected senators "demented losers."

it's totally unacceptable and a disgrace.
November 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Is he just gonna steal $230 million dollars from us?
Breaking News: President Trump wants $230 million from the Justice Department for investigating him, people familiar with the matter say. Any settlement might ultimately be approved by senior department officials who defended him or those in his orbit. nyti.ms/4hmIi5X
October 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
same energy
October 7, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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the guy talked into microphones for hours every single day and none of his supporters are honoring his memory by posting anything he ever said.
September 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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The US president trafficked & raped underage girls, the evidence is overwhelming, everyone knows it, and this country's elites & institutions are so broken, so insular, so decadent that we can't even bring ourselves to state it clearly, much less do anything about it.

Contemptible & pathetic.
September 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
@mikeryan.bsky.social hi from section 126!
September 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
@mikeryan.bsky.social would you agree that michael longfellow is the paul brittain of brooks whelans?
August 31, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Shorter: I got nothin'
REPORTER: States administer elections, not federal authorities. So can you provide details about how the White House plan to eliminate mail voting?

LEAVITT: The White House continues to work on this
August 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
@mikeryan.bsky.social what are you using for nine of your NYT top 10 of the 2000s slots? (obviously one goes to “Mank”)
June 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Also, many are now saying this is the year of the JJs it’s true
June 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
@sepinwall.bsky.social out of curiosity, do you (and other members of the Pitt Crew) also hum this song before watching an episode, or is that just me?

youtu.be/NqZMcvd0yjo?...
Mouse Rat "The Pit" Music Video
YouTube video by Drunk Antics
youtu.be
April 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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I don’t think people realize how bad it’s going to get tomorrow when Wall Street finally collectively realizes that these people have no idea how economics work, and then it’s gonna be a scramble to not be the one left holding the bag.
WH has now confirmed: this is insane nypost.com/2025/04/02/u...
April 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
just happily donated to @mallorymcmorrow.bsky.social’s Senate campaign - the soon-to-be-open Michigan Senate seat is crucial to Dems’ chances to retake the chamber!
April 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
happy Valentine’s Day!
80s Video Dating Montage
YouTube video by DESKTOP
youtu.be
February 14, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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The men carrying out Musk's coup are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran.

Make them famous. And, eventually, when possible, arrest them and charge them with multiple felonies. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
The Young, Inexperienced Engineers Aiding Elon Musk's Government Takeover
Engineers between 19 and 24, most linked to Musk’s companies, are playing a key role as he seizes control of federal infrastructure.
www.wired.com
February 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
“See You Again.” “Tears in Heaven.” “Somewhere Out There.” “Cats in the Cradle.” All contenders, but there is now an undisputed saddest song of all time: “The Caterpillar Song” on Ms. Rachel. devastating.
November 16, 2024 at 2:18 AM
these Oasis tickets may be tough to get…
August 31, 2024 at 8:17 AM