@jackobobble.bsky.social
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Their messaging is so fucking incoherent. Maduro was an illegitimate leader who lost in 2024, which is why we're replacing him with his VP instead of the person who won in 2024. We did this to stop fentanyl, which is why he's indicted for cocaine.
We're also occupying Venezuela via Zoom call.
We're also occupying Venezuela via Zoom call.
January 3, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Their messaging is so fucking incoherent. Maduro was an illegitimate leader who lost in 2024, which is why we're replacing him with his VP instead of the person who won in 2024. We did this to stop fentanyl, which is why he's indicted for cocaine.
We're also occupying Venezuela via Zoom call.
We're also occupying Venezuela via Zoom call.
I'm lead poisoning!
My brother was your fellow swimming pool. My Uncle dove in after him with cigarette still in his mouth.
My brother was your fellow swimming pool. My Uncle dove in after him with cigarette still in his mouth.
January 2, 2026 at 12:16 AM
I'm lead poisoning!
My brother was your fellow swimming pool. My Uncle dove in after him with cigarette still in his mouth.
My brother was your fellow swimming pool. My Uncle dove in after him with cigarette still in his mouth.
I didn't even know Roy Rogers was fast food! I guess I assumed it was a steakhouse?
December 31, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I didn't even know Roy Rogers was fast food! I guess I assumed it was a steakhouse?
"'I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.'
-Steven Wright"
-Donald Trump
-Steven Wright"
-Donald Trump
October 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
"'I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.'
-Steven Wright"
-Donald Trump
-Steven Wright"
-Donald Trump
Do you think some of the dinosaurs were taken in a velocirapture?
September 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Do you think some of the dinosaurs were taken in a velocirapture?
If scientists in Antarctica had boy/girl twins, they should name then Penn and Guinevere.
September 21, 2025 at 5:31 AM
If scientists in Antarctica had boy/girl twins, they should name then Penn and Guinevere.
Looking forward to it! I hope you'd doing as well as possible and that it was good to get back into it.
August 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Looking forward to it! I hope you'd doing as well as possible and that it was good to get back into it.
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ONLINE LEFTIST: what if we tried to find a candidate that's good
ONLINE LIBERAL: congratulations your attitude just killed us all. we're dead. hope you're happy. we could've just had trans people be dead but nooooo you and your purity tests put a gun to our heads and squeezed. enjoy the camps homo š
ONLINE LIBERAL: congratulations your attitude just killed us all. we're dead. hope you're happy. we could've just had trans people be dead but nooooo you and your purity tests put a gun to our heads and squeezed. enjoy the camps homo š
August 23, 2025 at 4:23 AM
ONLINE LEFTIST: what if we tried to find a candidate that's good
ONLINE LIBERAL: congratulations your attitude just killed us all. we're dead. hope you're happy. we could've just had trans people be dead but nooooo you and your purity tests put a gun to our heads and squeezed. enjoy the camps homo š
ONLINE LIBERAL: congratulations your attitude just killed us all. we're dead. hope you're happy. we could've just had trans people be dead but nooooo you and your purity tests put a gun to our heads and squeezed. enjoy the camps homo š
I wonder if, when the Pope is feeling like something is impossible, he looks in the mirror and says, "it's VatiCAN, not VatiCAN'T"?
August 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I wonder if, when the Pope is feeling like something is impossible, he looks in the mirror and says, "it's VatiCAN, not VatiCAN'T"?
He has had so many jobs, we all should probably expect to see him everywhere in everything
August 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
He has had so many jobs, we all should probably expect to see him everywhere in everything
āYou do not realize now what I am doing, but later you will understand" -Jesus
āI guess you guys aren't ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it.ā -Marty McFly
...is Back to the Future a Christian allegory and I totally missed it as a kid?
āI guess you guys aren't ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it.ā -Marty McFly
...is Back to the Future a Christian allegory and I totally missed it as a kid?
August 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
āYou do not realize now what I am doing, but later you will understand" -Jesus
āI guess you guys aren't ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it.ā -Marty McFly
...is Back to the Future a Christian allegory and I totally missed it as a kid?
āI guess you guys aren't ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it.ā -Marty McFly
...is Back to the Future a Christian allegory and I totally missed it as a kid?
I don't miss Obama, but I do miss a time when it was news that he wore a tan suit.
Trump could wear a Nazi armband and it would probably blow over at about the same rate.
Trump could wear a Nazi armband and it would probably blow over at about the same rate.
August 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I don't miss Obama, but I do miss a time when it was news that he wore a tan suit.
Trump could wear a Nazi armband and it would probably blow over at about the same rate.
Trump could wear a Nazi armband and it would probably blow over at about the same rate.
All Cats Are Beautiful?
July 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
All Cats Are Beautiful?
I paraphrased this to my therapist, but forgot the "me" part and said "sound familiar?"
She looked sheepish and said "more than you know."
I think I called my therapist out for bad relationship choices.
She looked sheepish and said "more than you know."
I think I called my therapist out for bad relationship choices.
July 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I paraphrased this to my therapist, but forgot the "me" part and said "sound familiar?"
She looked sheepish and said "more than you know."
I think I called my therapist out for bad relationship choices.
She looked sheepish and said "more than you know."
I think I called my therapist out for bad relationship choices.
Just seeing this now, and you are so right!
June 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Just seeing this now, and you are so right!
What about you, @jayetoro.bsky.social ?
Some days, I Jessican't.
June 22, 2025 at 6:04 AM
What about you, @jayetoro.bsky.social ?
When you want to avoid being basic while complimenting someone's looks, but you also want it to be a pun?
You can do worse than "your nostrils are breathtaking."
You can do worse than "your nostrils are breathtaking."
June 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
When you want to avoid being basic while complimenting someone's looks, but you also want it to be a pun?
You can do worse than "your nostrils are breathtaking."
You can do worse than "your nostrils are breathtaking."
My toxic trait is that I always forget about Queen Anne of Great Britain.
My second toxic trait is that I can't. Shut. Up.
My second toxic trait is that I can't. Shut. Up.
June 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
My toxic trait is that I always forget about Queen Anne of Great Britain.
My second toxic trait is that I can't. Shut. Up.
My second toxic trait is that I can't. Shut. Up.
We can't. He died in 1999.
Jokes aside, I make that mistake constantly and thought your joke was very funny!
Jokes aside, I make that mistake constantly and thought your joke was very funny!
June 8, 2025 at 5:19 AM
We can't. He died in 1999.
Jokes aside, I make that mistake constantly and thought your joke was very funny!
Jokes aside, I make that mistake constantly and thought your joke was very funny!
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If I were able to deliver a message to either of these guys, my message would be this:
"You're going to let that other guy treat you like this? Make a public fool of you? After all you did for him? I thought you were a big shot. Act like a man!"
That's should settle things down.
"You're going to let that other guy treat you like this? Make a public fool of you? After all you did for him? I thought you were a big shot. Act like a man!"
That's should settle things down.
June 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
If I were able to deliver a message to either of these guys, my message would be this:
"You're going to let that other guy treat you like this? Make a public fool of you? After all you did for him? I thought you were a big shot. Act like a man!"
That's should settle things down.
"You're going to let that other guy treat you like this? Make a public fool of you? After all you did for him? I thought you were a big shot. Act like a man!"
That's should settle things down.
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Happy pride month ā¤ļøš³ļøāā§ļøš³ļøāš
June 2, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Happy pride month ā¤ļøš³ļøāā§ļøš³ļøāš
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Sesame Street can't stop taking W's lately
June 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Sesame Street can't stop taking W's lately