I paraphrased this to my therapist, but forgot the "me" part and said "sound familiar?"

She looked sheepish and said "more than you know."

I think I called my therapist out for bad relationship choices.

That @shadowtodd.bsky.social appreciates the upside of my wife also being my ex-girlfriend makes up for the fact that I had to get a roadside battery replacement immediately after getting *eight* fillings today.

Every company think they have the best Mother's Day gift.

Note that the 56% off sales price of the batteries I own is now over $300. I got them for $187 each, six months ago.

Clearly, thanks to Trump, my mother-in-law isn't getting solar power this year.

I have a mode on my phone that alerts me when my phone has hit 70% charge, so I can be mindful of battery health. It does so by turning on my phone's audio and playing a book from audible.

I was very late going to bed but kept getting sidetracked. That was until my phone called me on my shit:

I love this

ADHD is picking up your phone after you've already laid down to sleep because you wanted to learn more about the second kind of apple the Normans brought to England.

So far, so good.

Thanks, Kim Pho.

Now I'm getting advertisements for the chair I'm sitting in. If I was going to buy another, it probably wouldn't be so soon. Or because of Instagram.