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Jacke
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I’m making music

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I made this song and music video to simulate what it’s like watching tiktoks and YouTube shorts
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYrxCw3L/
#musiciansky #musicsky #indie
PIPELINE #fyp #music #musictok #artistsoftiktok #artist #musician #duet
TikTok video by Jack
www.tiktok.com
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The Steam Machine has been delayed because stupid little babies can't stop using AI to write their emails:

aftermath.site/steam-machine-...
February 5, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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i think every executive at microsoft and nvidia should be in prison with 200 consecutive life sentences
Valve’s Steam Machine has been delayed, and the RAM crisis will impact pricing. Valve is now aiming to launch its Steam Machine in the first half of 2026, rather than early 2026. How much will it cost, though? www.theverge.com/games/874196...
Valve’s Steam Machine has been delayed, and the RAM crisis will impact pricing
You’ll have to wait a little longer for Valve’s new hardware.
www.theverge.com
February 5, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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New slogan to throw at Brands just dropped.
February 4, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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The GOP has offered nothing this century except for catastrophic wars. No healthcare plan; no re-industrialization. Now they're losing their only issue, immigration, as people see the violence and havoc that comes with mass deportations.
Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
February 5, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Finally, Team Fortress 2 for Nintendo Switch
Poker Night at the Inventory coming to PS4/Switch/Steam on March 5th www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoXK...
February 4, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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Reminder here’s some adobe alternatives, Because FUCK ADOBE….
February 2, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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White House Aide Fired After Telling JD Vance About Super Bowl Party https://theonion.com/white-house-aide-fired-after-telling-jd-vance-about-super-bowl-party/
February 2, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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🚨 There's a NEW item on the Dropout Store!

A reminder from Brennan: laws are threats created by a dominant socio-economic group.

And what better way to remember this, than on a t-shirt to wear close to the chest.
February 2, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats
February 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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Deezer is now selling the tool that led to this. Spotify has no excuse not to follow this example.

newsroom-deezer.com/2026/01/ai-g...
February 2, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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If a university student group had celebrated Charlie Kirk being killed, complete with a graphic made from an actual picture of the killing, the whole lot of them would have been expelled before the ink on the digital story was dry.
February 2, 2026 at 12:03 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 3:43 AM
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ICE now confirming that there is a measles outbreak at the Texas concentration camp where young Liam was held.
February 2, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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I am not a fan of shipping real people but I do think it’s funny that the Beatles Were Secretly Gay camp has actual mountains of evidence 😭
February 1, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Nvm I watched it and saw Nintendo added me to the game
January 31, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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All in all I'd have to say I don't enjoy being ruled by semi-literate perverts with infinite money
January 31, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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Once again: there is zero valid reason to put a data center in space. In addition to the launch costs and inability to service them, you need significant cooling infrastructure. The only reason to do this is a) you are an idiot, or b) you are grifting money from idiots.
January 31, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Didn’t watch this cause I don’t wanna hear Nintendo talk about how even though this game totally has enough content it will still receive free content updates for years to come (Nintendo will make 1 or 2 updates and then forget about this franchise for 15 more years)
Join us on Jan 29 at 6am PT for the #TomodachiLife: Living the Dream Direct! The presentation will last roughly 20 minutes and provide more info on the upcoming Nintendo Switch game. #NintendoDirect

Watch here: ninten.do/6012QEf2C
January 30, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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Police Ask For Public’s Help In Falsifying Report
January 30, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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Trump’s First Year In Office
theonion.com
January 29, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Gregory Bovino https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-gregory-bovino/
January 28, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 8:15 AM
I’ll never forget how amazon said their stores were completely automated and used proto-ai deep learning to track what customers bought but then that was revealed to just be a sweat shop in India full of people watching you shop for less than minimum wage 😭😭😭
Amazon announces it is closing its Amazon Go and Amazon Fresh stores techcrunch.com/2026/01/27/a...
January 27, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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Now that TikTok has been taken over by Trump's hand-picked group of investors headed by far-right mega-donor Larry Ellison, users are being blocked from typing the world "Epstein" and video uploads of ICE brutality are being blocked.

Ellison is doing to TikTok what he did to CBS.
TikTok is investigating why some users can't write 'Epstein' in messages
The issue around the word "Epstein" comes as users experience outages and functionality problems since the popular video app was recently sold to a group of mostly U.S. investors, including Trump ally...
www.npr.org
January 27, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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I'm going to print this image out and hang it on my wall because the idea that this exists should fill everyone with absolute boiling fucking rage every day.
Here is the child’s drawing.
January 27, 2026 at 5:24 AM