Sister Mary Clarence
@j-blockbuster.bsky.social
A churchy, Black, Southern, and pretty witty devastating diva. My hobbies are hollering and gathering. Lead with compassion and authenticity and we'll get along just fine.
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Outside of Native Peoples, everyone ELSE is here because of WHITE MALE INEPTITUDE, GREED, AND SLOTH.
January 7, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Outside of Native Peoples, everyone ELSE is here because of WHITE MALE INEPTITUDE, GREED, AND SLOTH.
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White people in the Americas think we were brought up here to be UNSKILLED LABOR and NO. Y'all ain't know WHATTHEFUCK to do here! Not with the soil in the South, ESPECIALLY.
January 7, 2026 at 6:34 PM
White people in the Americas think we were brought up here to be UNSKILLED LABOR and NO. Y'all ain't know WHATTHEFUCK to do here! Not with the soil in the South, ESPECIALLY.
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“Let my posture reflect trust.” 🤍
January 7, 2026 at 7:45 PM
“Let my posture reflect trust.” 🤍
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But my boy ain’t wrong tho
January 7, 2026 at 7:49 PM
But my boy ain’t wrong tho
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He stood over that grown man and told him “I don’t give a damn about all them muscles you got, apologize.” Oooh 😍😮💨
a young girl is sitting in a stadium with a crowd watching a game .
ALT: a young girl is sitting in a stadium with a crowd watching a game .
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January 7, 2026 at 8:15 PM
He stood over that grown man and told him “I don’t give a damn about all them muscles you got, apologize.” Oooh 😍😮💨
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This! I was trying to explain to a man why Kenyon Martin Sr. talking about squabbling down at the Costco (cuz a clown disrespected his wife) did it for me and he just didn’t understand.
Im an old drug dealer. I know who i am and what i like. You can be as bougie as you wanna be but if there are no feathers, you not for me. Im an ornithophile, a bird lover, a squawk gawker, if you will. I used to be more likely to cut you off for NOT exhibiting bird behavior.
January 7, 2026 at 8:15 PM
This! I was trying to explain to a man why Kenyon Martin Sr. talking about squabbling down at the Costco (cuz a clown disrespected his wife) did it for me and he just didn’t understand.
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They shouldn’t be on the street AT ALL!
ice agents simply aren't trained well enough to be on the street. they are a genuine danger to citizens
January 7, 2026 at 8:30 PM
They shouldn’t be on the street AT ALL!
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Tons of truth to this. My grandpa gave me this advice (he's been a plant/gardening guy for decades) and it WORKS.
For folks with rodents issues outside the home…have your landscapers (or DIY) plant peppermint bush, lavender plants and/or eucalyptus plants to your garden.
Runs them suckers off. They can’t withstand the scent.
Runs them suckers off. They can’t withstand the scent.
January 7, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Tons of truth to this. My grandpa gave me this advice (he's been a plant/gardening guy for decades) and it WORKS.
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so you mean she sent nudes like a man?
January 7, 2026 at 5:49 PM
so you mean she sent nudes like a man?
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Y'all be confusing "open-minded" with empty-minded.
January 7, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Y'all be confusing "open-minded" with empty-minded.
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this!
I read all those icks from the men side and realized i’m not using my free will enough!!!!!
I need to start doing more chaos frfr 😭😭😭 acting bad
I need to start doing more chaos frfr 😭😭😭 acting bad
January 7, 2026 at 8:16 PM
this!
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Asdfghjkkl this is insane
One time, immediately post-coitus, I said “hell yeah, brother” in a Hulk Hogan voice. He did not like that.
(Stealing flagrantly from @labeautenoire3.bsky.social)
Fellas: i feel like laughing, give me times that women gave yall the ick
Fellas: i feel like laughing, give me times that women gave yall the ick
January 7, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Asdfghjkkl this is insane
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very important.
Building time into my schedule for lollygagging
January 7, 2026 at 2:35 PM
very important.
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he asked me if the city i lived in (then) was the state capital…while he lived in said state’s capital
Girls get the ick over the weirdest things..
And that shit is HILARIOUS.
And that shit is HILARIOUS.
January 7, 2026 at 1:49 AM
he asked me if the city i lived in (then) was the state capital…while he lived in said state’s capital
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Sensing a theme here...
My last one. We're in bed, just finished. She gets up and starts doing all the dances from Elephant Man's Pon De River Pon De Bank out of the blue. There was no music on. Just just started getting busy.
(this is the rap hands lady)
(this is the rap hands lady)
(Stealing flagrantly from @labeautenoire3.bsky.social)
Fellas: i feel like laughing, give me times that women gave yall the ick
Fellas: i feel like laughing, give me times that women gave yall the ick
January 7, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Sensing a theme here...
Thank you!! 🙏🏾
January 7, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Thank you!! 🙏🏾
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Adding this here as well!
Week 12 brings us to “genes” and how they influence our family health.
Thank you for watching! While we build our app, please signup for the waitlist at genehouse.co and find our dictionary at dictionary.genehouse.co 💙💚
Thank you for watching! While we build our app, please signup for the waitlist at genehouse.co and find our dictionary at dictionary.genehouse.co 💙💚
January 7, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Adding this here as well!
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I had recently gotten a fade. She told me my haircut looked so good she wanted to get the same thing. She ft me an hour later with a BALD FADE. I blocked her immediately.
(Stealing flagrantly from @labeautenoire3.bsky.social)
Fellas: i feel like laughing, give me times that women gave yall the ick
Fellas: i feel like laughing, give me times that women gave yall the ick
January 7, 2026 at 1:30 PM
I had recently gotten a fade. She told me my haircut looked so good she wanted to get the same thing. She ft me an hour later with a BALD FADE. I blocked her immediately.
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He replaced ‘oo’ with ‘u’. So he said “gud morning”.
Blocked.
Blocked.
Girls get the ick over the weirdest things..
And that shit is HILARIOUS.
And that shit is HILARIOUS.
January 7, 2026 at 2:12 PM
He replaced ‘oo’ with ‘u’. So he said “gud morning”.
Blocked.
Blocked.
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She did u like this lmaoo
January 7, 2026 at 2:57 AM
She did u like this lmaoo
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God forbid a bitch want to be comfy 🤣
Absolutely atrocious footwear. Get all them flats the fuck outta my face.
(Stealing flagrantly from @labeautenoire3.bsky.social)
Fellas: i feel like laughing, give me times that women gave yall the ick
Fellas: i feel like laughing, give me times that women gave yall the ick
January 7, 2026 at 2:11 PM
God forbid a bitch want to be comfy 🤣
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The mouse looking at you on its way out:
January 7, 2026 at 2:14 PM
The mouse looking at you on its way out:
I'm not height shaming.
The man was new-ish to town, so I invited him to a Krablegs & Karaoke event w/ friends. He was so giddy, he swung his legs on that bar stool the ENtire time. And then when it was time to leave, I had to part the crowd *and* he hop-skipped off that curb 2 the parking lot. 🤢
The man was new-ish to town, so I invited him to a Krablegs & Karaoke event w/ friends. He was so giddy, he swung his legs on that bar stool the ENtire time. And then when it was time to leave, I had to part the crowd *and* he hop-skipped off that curb 2 the parking lot. 🤢
Girls get the ick over the weirdest things..
And that shit is HILARIOUS.
And that shit is HILARIOUS.
January 7, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I'm not height shaming.
The man was new-ish to town, so I invited him to a Krablegs & Karaoke event w/ friends. He was so giddy, he swung his legs on that bar stool the ENtire time. And then when it was time to leave, I had to part the crowd *and* he hop-skipped off that curb 2 the parking lot. 🤢
The man was new-ish to town, so I invited him to a Krablegs & Karaoke event w/ friends. He was so giddy, he swung his legs on that bar stool the ENtire time. And then when it was time to leave, I had to part the crowd *and* he hop-skipped off that curb 2 the parking lot. 🤢
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There are still yet to be played college football games at the same time that the NFL playoffs begin is crazy.
January 7, 2026 at 1:52 PM
There are still yet to be played college football games at the same time that the NFL playoffs begin is crazy.
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Trying to give you the fresh oyster right out the sea!
She went to Jamaica & I picked her up from BWI. Straight off the plane she wanted to hunch at her place. No shower & I could sense *sniff* they spent the day at the beach before getting on the plane. Then the next morning she gave me shit for leaving the souvenir at her place. A fucking pencil. DONE
(Stealing flagrantly from @labeautenoire3.bsky.social)
Fellas: i feel like laughing, give me times that women gave yall the ick
Fellas: i feel like laughing, give me times that women gave yall the ick
January 7, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Trying to give you the fresh oyster right out the sea!