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Josh Lemoine
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Idiot gentleman. Host of @StepoverPodcast. Contributor for @Apt613. Consumer of baked goods.
Sens / Atlético Ottawa / Rapid FC / RedBlacks / CPFC / Charge
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It's wild that in the absence of possibly the highest quality human being in the league, we managed to sign maybe the worst one
Sens G Linus Ullmark sat down with TSN’s Claire Hanna and discussed his leave of absence from the team.

Full sit down will be posted to TSN's YouTube channel and TSN.ca later today.
January 20, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Pour one out for the Sens marketing team, who now can't take advantage of Ottawa's obvious connection to the cultural phenomenon of the moment because this goddamn team went and signed the most famous homophobe in hockey
Ottawa Senators SIGN James Reimer!

In today’s video, I take a deep dive into why Reimer could be the solution for the #Sens in net, discuss what this means for Leevi Meriläinen and Linus Ullmark moving forward, plus MORE!

WATCH NOW: youtu.be/QOT6CCmK1UA
January 12, 2026 at 10:51 PM
This unfortunately says a whole lot about Staios and Andlauer
The #Sens have signed Goaltender James Reimer to a one year, one-way contract ✍️
January 12, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Our "five year run of unprecedented success" was one playoff series that we lost
Senators fans should be fuming at how shortchanged their rebuild was. Team is closer to being a middle of the pack club than a contender when their core is in its "win now" window. Cupboards are relatively bare and the team doesn't have its 2026 1st.
January 9, 2026 at 3:51 AM
How did the Sens game go from 3-2 to 8-1 in less than a period 😭
January 9, 2026 at 3:45 AM
I am pleased to announce that after kidnapping the branch manager of my local Bank of Montreal, they will be turning over between 30 and 50 MILLION dollars to me. Thank you for your attention on this matter.
National Socialism is here
January 7, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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Cancel the LA Olympics, scrap the World Cup, the United States cannot be a trusted part of the international community so long as the White House operates this violently and with impunity.
January 3, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Used a port-a-potty after Childish Gambino. He held the door for me like a gentleman
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
When the pitchers at MacLaren's on Elgin went down a little too easy
when you wear a size 9.5 shoe but the 8.5 was on sale
November 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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FIFA Puskas Award nominee at the #CanPL final, why the heck not 🥶🚲

📹 OneSoccer
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
My non-caring-about-sports wife who just started caring about the Blue Jays 2 hours ago:

"I've lost the will to live"
November 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Imagine if #OttCity invested in e-bike rebate (say, $1000 per bike, x 1000/year); that’s a rounding error in the city budget but would lift 1000 ppl per year with better transit options; make income based; create secondary stream for youth; add cargo bikes; expand w/better bike infra and bike share
since denver launched its e-bike rebate program - the have sold 10,000 e-bikes and reduced an estimated 1,000,000 car trips - replacing millions of VMTs and reducing air pollution

there are no climate silver bullets... but damn - e-bikes and e-cargo bikes are close

denvergov.org/Government/A...
Denver Celebrates 10,000 E-Bike Rebates
Since its inception in April 2022, Denver has distributed over 10,000 electric bikes (e-bikes) to community members through its pioneering e-bike rebate program. As the first U.S. city to implement su...
denvergov.org
October 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Love it! And maple thrives in Eastern Ontario, so it's obviously ready for the inaugural champions
The Northern Super League has unveiled its league championship trophy.

Presenting the Diana B. Matheson Cup.

👇This part is sick:
It’s gold, and the wood foundation begins with maple and will be replaced each year with wood sourced from the home region of the winning club.
October 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
But, you should though.

You're right, Wellington is a very important route, and cars hinder literally every other form of transportation from using it. We can be better than this.
It's an important route through downtown Ottawa and the city has no plans to remove cars from the road.
September 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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In a speech before the United Nations General Assembly today, President Trump said climate change is a “con job” and climate scientists are “stupid people” — and he called green energy and immigration a “double-tailed monster” that is destroying Europe.

🧵 1/5
September 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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“I question the sanity of anyone who does not believe this is a five-alarm fire. They created a lot of false pretense with Stephen about money,” he says. “They didn’t bother with the pretense this time.”
Late-Night TV Isn’t Dying—It’s Being Murdered
And we’re not just talking about Jimmy Kimmel. In part one of a two-part series, nearly a dozen insiders explain how one of comedy’s oldest genres is being strangled—starting with the chilling effect ...
www.vanityfair.com
September 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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This. #OttCity continues to make transit more expensive and harder to use driving more people away from it. Time to end the doom loop
September 7, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Get well, Mr. Mayor. Whoever did this is dethpicable.
August 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
My expectations of Postmedia are pretty damn low, but like, holy shit
August 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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At some point, leaders need to lead by looking forward. The world isn't the same as it used to be. Instead of trying to put the genie back in the bottle, we can leverage opportunities that come with a decentralized city: stronger local economies, improved quality of life, cleaner air, safer streets.
I want to express my profound disappointment today that the City has ordered its workers back into the office five days a week. It is a short-sighted decision that serves no one well in either the short or long term. (1/6)
August 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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I got home to a post by Capital Prode saying the Pride Parade was cancelled. It wasn't, the community was speaking with a different voice than the organizers.

@mayormarksutcliffe.bsky.social didn't like the Palestinian solidarity messaging so he pulled an authoritarian move. Suck it Sutcliffe.
August 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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It’s an Atlético Ottawa MATCHDAY!! We’re looking for a big win to push for the top of the table once again. Can’t wait to see everyone @TDplace for what should be a very entertaining one🔴⚪️ Come on you boys in stripes!!🎉
#canpl #atléticoottawa #atleti #football #forottawa #pourottawa #matchweek20
August 23, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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An underground LRT line beneath Bank Street would honestly do wonders for the city

unpublished.ca/opinion/a-do...
A Downtown Ottawa Senators Arena Demands a Downtown Subway: Bank Street’s O-Train Time Has Come
unpublished.ca
August 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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August 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Massive top of the table clash as we look to give Forge their first loss of the season. Can’t wait to see everyone @glebecentralpub for what should be a very entertaining one in Hamilton🔴⚪️ Come on you boys in stripes!!🎉
#canpl #atléticoottawa #atleti #football #forottawa #pourottawa #matchweek19
August 17, 2025 at 12:59 PM