Nate, maybe
@itsnatemaybe.bsky.social
I don’t have a job cause people don’t pay you to walk around looking cool
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Get in loser, we're losers. This is the loser bus
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Get in loser, we're losers. This is the loser bus
“Fancy meeting you here” I say to the fifth fork I find on the floor in my bedroom
February 13, 2026 at 6:30 PM
“Fancy meeting you here” I say to the fifth fork I find on the floor in my bedroom
O the audacity of the dance I just did by myself in my apartment
February 13, 2026 at 2:24 AM
O the audacity of the dance I just did by myself in my apartment
All chess is 3D chess if you have depth perception
February 9, 2026 at 8:55 AM
All chess is 3D chess if you have depth perception
She’s technically my emotional support animal but who’s supporting who here
February 8, 2026 at 1:32 AM
She’s technically my emotional support animal but who’s supporting who here
We got a national fuckin holiday about a groundhog wrongly predicting the future and that one’s not your favorite??
February 7, 2026 at 5:30 PM
We got a national fuckin holiday about a groundhog wrongly predicting the future and that one’s not your favorite??
My dog was sick so I took her to a vet, but all the guy did was talk about Vietnam
December 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
My dog was sick so I took her to a vet, but all the guy did was talk about Vietnam
911 whats your emergency
*Hi I need to report a fire
Nate stop calling
*i want to report a fire please
Is it your mix-
*its my mixtape cheryl
*Hi I need to report a fire
Nate stop calling
*i want to report a fire please
Is it your mix-
*its my mixtape cheryl
December 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM
911 whats your emergency
*Hi I need to report a fire
Nate stop calling
*i want to report a fire please
Is it your mix-
*its my mixtape cheryl
*Hi I need to report a fire
Nate stop calling
*i want to report a fire please
Is it your mix-
*its my mixtape cheryl
Calling yourself a “middle-of-the-road liberal” just means you like gay people as long as they aren’t brown
December 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Calling yourself a “middle-of-the-road liberal” just means you like gay people as long as they aren’t brown
don’t fuck with me bro I’m PRE-QUALIFIED for a CAPITAL ONE card
December 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
don’t fuck with me bro I’m PRE-QUALIFIED for a CAPITAL ONE card
I imagine parents of kidnapped children are like, “finally I can get some fucking sleep”
December 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I imagine parents of kidnapped children are like, “finally I can get some fucking sleep”
I accidentally dropped my spoon into the soup so now my spoon tastes all soupy
December 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I accidentally dropped my spoon into the soup so now my spoon tastes all soupy
Tried to adopt a highway and all I got was this stupid kid
December 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Tried to adopt a highway and all I got was this stupid kid
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yawning into the void
December 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
yawning into the void
My birthday is about a month away now in case anyone wants to surprise me a with lil kiss on the forehead
December 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
My birthday is about a month away now in case anyone wants to surprise me a with lil kiss on the forehead
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the majority of my day as a beekeeper is spent giving each of the individual bees a kiss
December 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
the majority of my day as a beekeeper is spent giving each of the individual bees a kiss
It’s hard to maintain this masculine persona whilst sipping peppermint tea and saying words like “whilst”
December 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
It’s hard to maintain this masculine persona whilst sipping peppermint tea and saying words like “whilst”
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(smiling broadly) it has been a bad few months
December 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
(smiling broadly) it has been a bad few months
I started a company selling dynamite and lemme tell ya, business is booming
December 8, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I started a company selling dynamite and lemme tell ya, business is booming
“Educate yourself!” Buddy, I was homeschooled, I already did.
December 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
“Educate yourself!” Buddy, I was homeschooled, I already did.
[JEOPARDY]
Alex: The outer part of a tree
Contestant that is a dog: Bark
Alex: excuse me?
Dog: sorry, what is bark?
Alex: The outer part of a tree
Contestant that is a dog: Bark
Alex: excuse me?
Dog: sorry, what is bark?
December 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM
[JEOPARDY]
Alex: The outer part of a tree
Contestant that is a dog: Bark
Alex: excuse me?
Dog: sorry, what is bark?
Alex: The outer part of a tree
Contestant that is a dog: Bark
Alex: excuse me?
Dog: sorry, what is bark?
It’s always ‘how are you’ and ‘where are you’ and never ‘why are you’ smh
December 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
It’s always ‘how are you’ and ‘where are you’ and never ‘why are you’ smh
I don’t have any marketable life skills cause there’s only one thing I’ve been doing consistently since I was a kid and unfortunately people don’t pay you for walking around looking cool
December 2, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I don’t have any marketable life skills cause there’s only one thing I’ve been doing consistently since I was a kid and unfortunately people don’t pay you for walking around looking cool
Brb gonna go ask my sister (25yr old) if it’s okay for me (32yr old) to date a 25yr old (not my sister)
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Brb gonna go ask my sister (25yr old) if it’s okay for me (32yr old) to date a 25yr old (not my sister)
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[whispering to turkey farmer] I hear each of your birds contains a wish
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
[whispering to turkey farmer] I hear each of your birds contains a wish