Lance Waste
itslancewaste.bsky.social
Lance Waste
@itslancewaste.bsky.social
Musician, Girl Dad x2, Husband, Nerd, Leftist, Cleveland, D&D enthusiast.
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I just saw a Cybertruck with a "Baby on Board" sticker and thought that was very self-aware of the owner.
March 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Today in a meeting someone asked me how i was so fast with excel and I was so proud I got emotional.
March 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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it’s kind of crazy that we don’t have an opposition party
March 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
This is exactly what happens when you let RFK Jr be Health Secretary. Hope you are all happy.
March 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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look if people booing your anthem upsets you this much, you aint ready for a hostile takeover of another country lol, go back to being mad about kids reading or something, you're not built for this
March 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Frowning while at the Brownshirt rally I’m attending so that people know I disagree with it
March 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Man, that "live action" Snow White movie looks horrifyingly bad.
February 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Kendrick Lamar has 22 Grammies and a damn Pulitzer if you don’t know who he is that’s a You problem
February 10, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Duuude. Smiling into the camera while talking shit directly to your enemy during the Super Bowl halftime show. Amazing.
February 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Kendrick brought America together the way that "Country Roads" ad was supposed to.
February 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Ohhhh #Kendrick 's GNX chilling on the field.
February 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Chiefs looking like the Browns right now. #superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Oh cool, a second commercial about flying facial hair. #superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Fuck #snoopdogg. You don't get to perform for Trump and then make commercials about unity and stopping racism.
February 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Yeah man, we've all seen Diney's Princess and the Frog. Let's get on with the #superbowl
February 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I can't wait until Cleveland builds a dome and gets a #superbowl . Then we can finally show people our culture...Bone Thugs performing "First Of the Month"
February 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Ledisi has more rings than Bellichick. #superbowl
February 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
You should check out article 1 of the constitution sometime.
February 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Anyone have a fun parlay for the #superbowl?
February 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons
February 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Scene at Treasury
February 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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February 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Do it.
February 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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I’m a part time librarian and I just want to echo what I’ve seen other librarians say recently: there is a HUGE uptick in requests for social justice, climate justice, abolition, history, etc books and I just want to say nobody is giving up the fight. If anything people are fighting harder #library
February 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM