IthurielsSpear
@ithuriel.bsky.social
Destroyer of Sammiches, Scourge of Salad Courses, and High Sovereign of Dubious Caffeination; Blurst of his Name.
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IthurielsSpear
@ithuriel.bsky.social
· May 16
I reserve the right to be critical of the party that claims to represent me and my interests, and says they are most-closely aligned with my morals.
Please don’t mistake my criticism of that party to be approval of any stripe for the other.
Please don’t mistake my criticism of that party to be approval of any stripe for the other.
47’s ideations about quashing the midterms aren’t nearly as easily executed as he might like. @jamellebouie.net brings the facts and threads them out beautifully. A good, quick read.
the question to ask about this is, okay, he wants to cancel the midterms. how does he get the VA state board of elections to cancel the midterms? how does he get the georgia board of elections to do it? how does he convince republican house members to quit their jobs and give up their paychecks?
Trump says a lot of deranged shit, but, per this Reuters article — and the threats of invoking the Insurrection Act in Minnesota this morning — he is very clearly exploring how to cancel the midterms.
www.reuters.com/world/us/fiv...
www.reuters.com/world/us/fiv...
January 16, 2026 at 4:25 PM
47’s ideations about quashing the midterms aren’t nearly as easily executed as he might like. @jamellebouie.net brings the facts and threads them out beautifully. A good, quick read.
I bought a Super Bowl ring at a yard sale, and now I have as many Super Bowl rings as Joe Namath.
Grinning like a 5-year old getting his participation trophy at the post-season T-ball pizza party.
January 16, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I bought a Super Bowl ring at a yard sale, and now I have as many Super Bowl rings as Joe Namath.
GIANT FUCKING ASTERISK
January 16, 2026 at 4:45 AM
GIANT FUCKING ASTERISK
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I deleted some tweets about Chuck Schumer because he depresses me
January 4, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I deleted some tweets about Chuck Schumer because he depresses me
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, Her Grinch
Dr Strangelove: or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Grinch
2001: A Grinch Odyssey
December 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, Her Grinch
If Fentanyl is a weapon of mass destruction, then Narcan should be made available to anyone who wants it, completely free of charge.
December 16, 2025 at 4:43 AM
If Fentanyl is a weapon of mass destruction, then Narcan should be made available to anyone who wants it, completely free of charge.
Strong floor, no ceiling? You mean like a plateau?
Sounds about right.
Sounds about right.
November 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Strong floor, no ceiling? You mean like a plateau?
Sounds about right.
Sounds about right.
Grateful to have your help as I navigate this deeply weird moment. Hoping to get solid leads on remote admin/accts payable/payroll work, and on stable housing for people with mobility issues. All help offered is welcome.
gofund.me/c5789deec
gofund.me/c5789deec
Donate to Urgent Help For Joe’s Housing, Employment, and Health, organized by Liz Brown
Friends, one of our own favorite voices, wits and all around dear huma… Liz Brown needs your support for Urgent Help For Joe’s Housing, Employment, and Health
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November 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Grateful to have your help as I navigate this deeply weird moment. Hoping to get solid leads on remote admin/accts payable/payroll work, and on stable housing for people with mobility issues. All help offered is welcome.
gofund.me/c5789deec
gofund.me/c5789deec
Speaking not at all to deservedness or comeuppances, the Charlie Kirk video is kind of brutal.
If you’re at all squeamish, you’d do well to skip it.
If you’re at all squeamish, you’d do well to skip it.
September 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Speaking not at all to deservedness or comeuppances, the Charlie Kirk video is kind of brutal.
If you’re at all squeamish, you’d do well to skip it.
If you’re at all squeamish, you’d do well to skip it.
Shredded Wheat with powdered milk has endorsed Cuomo
June 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Shredded Wheat with powdered milk has endorsed Cuomo
Farts that were actually poops have endorsed Cuomo
June 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Farts that were actually poops have endorsed Cuomo
Expired jock itch ointment has endorsed Cuomo
June 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Expired jock itch ointment has endorsed Cuomo
The giant spider web you ran through as you were leaving the house that one day you were super late for work and even though you thought you got it all, you still felt kind of gross all day, and then just as it was time to head home your office crush stopped you to say hi but instead
June 24, 2025 at 10:41 AM
The giant spider web you ran through as you were leaving the house that one day you were super late for work and even though you thought you got it all, you still felt kind of gross all day, and then just as it was time to head home your office crush stopped you to say hi but instead
Warm RC Cola has endorsed Cuomo
June 24, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Warm RC Cola has endorsed Cuomo
Lance Armstrong’s surviving testicle has endorsed Cuomo
June 24, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Lance Armstrong’s surviving testicle has endorsed Cuomo
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A long, but worthy read. Alec’s insight has been indispensable to me over the last ten or so years. His work here is no less so.
THREAD. A lot of attention is rightly going to Medicaid cuts and other very bad things in Trump's bill passed by the House, but there's something else that isn't getting enough attention, that is very difficult to find in any news coverage, but that will fundamentally alter life for all of us.
May 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
A long, but worthy read. Alec’s insight has been indispensable to me over the last ten or so years. His work here is no less so.
I reserve the right to be critical of the party that claims to represent me and my interests, and says they are most-closely aligned with my morals.
Please don’t mistake my criticism of that party to be approval of any stripe for the other.
Please don’t mistake my criticism of that party to be approval of any stripe for the other.
May 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I reserve the right to be critical of the party that claims to represent me and my interests, and says they are most-closely aligned with my morals.
Please don’t mistake my criticism of that party to be approval of any stripe for the other.
Please don’t mistake my criticism of that party to be approval of any stripe for the other.
It’s always what is the night fruit and never *how* is the night fruit
May 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
It’s always what is the night fruit and never *how* is the night fruit
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He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth
March 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth
I’m not suggesting David Zaslav has to suffer intense physical/emotional/financial pain.
I’m just saying *if* he does, I’d like to be there to see it and perhaps conduct a bit of polite clapping; possibly even smoke a cigarette.
I’m just saying *if* he does, I’d like to be there to see it and perhaps conduct a bit of polite clapping; possibly even smoke a cigarette.
March 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I’m not suggesting David Zaslav has to suffer intense physical/emotional/financial pain.
I’m just saying *if* he does, I’d like to be there to see it and perhaps conduct a bit of polite clapping; possibly even smoke a cigarette.
I’m just saying *if* he does, I’d like to be there to see it and perhaps conduct a bit of polite clapping; possibly even smoke a cigarette.
This is worth every moment of a watch. Don’t research it. Shut your phone off. Give it 90 minutes of your undivided attention and let it transport you.
If you haven’t seen In & Of Itself, and don’t have Hulu, you can watch it here: youtu.be/OR4NNuNE3Yg?...
In & of Itself
YouTube video by Akshay
youtu.be
February 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
This is worth every moment of a watch. Don’t research it. Shut your phone off. Give it 90 minutes of your undivided attention and let it transport you.
Bless you, Lynne Marie. You made it look so goddamned easy.
February 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Bless you, Lynne Marie. You made it look so goddamned easy.
This is the distillation. It’s time for a different way.
February 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
This is the distillation. It’s time for a different way.