IthurielsSpear
@ithuriel.bsky.social
Destroyer of Sammiches, Scourge of Salad Courses, and High Sovereign of Dubious Caffeination; Blurst of his Name.
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IthurielsSpear
@ithuriel.bsky.social
· May 16
I reserve the right to be critical of the party that claims to represent me and my interests, and says they are most-closely aligned with my morals.
Please don’t mistake my criticism of that party to be approval of any stripe for the other.
Please don’t mistake my criticism of that party to be approval of any stripe for the other.
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, Her Grinch
Dr Strangelove: or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Grinch
2001: A Grinch Odyssey
December 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, Her Grinch
If Fentanyl is a weapon of mass destruction, then Narcan should be made available to anyone who wants it, completely free of charge.
December 16, 2025 at 4:43 AM
If Fentanyl is a weapon of mass destruction, then Narcan should be made available to anyone who wants it, completely free of charge.
Strong floor, no ceiling? You mean like a plateau?
Sounds about right.
Sounds about right.
November 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Strong floor, no ceiling? You mean like a plateau?
Sounds about right.
Sounds about right.
Grateful to have your help as I navigate this deeply weird moment. Hoping to get solid leads on remote admin/accts payable/payroll work, and on stable housing for people with mobility issues. All help offered is welcome.
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gofund.me/c5789deec
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November 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Grateful to have your help as I navigate this deeply weird moment. Hoping to get solid leads on remote admin/accts payable/payroll work, and on stable housing for people with mobility issues. All help offered is welcome.
gofund.me/c5789deec
gofund.me/c5789deec
Speaking not at all to deservedness or comeuppances, the Charlie Kirk video is kind of brutal.
If you’re at all squeamish, you’d do well to skip it.
If you’re at all squeamish, you’d do well to skip it.
September 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Speaking not at all to deservedness or comeuppances, the Charlie Kirk video is kind of brutal.
If you’re at all squeamish, you’d do well to skip it.
If you’re at all squeamish, you’d do well to skip it.
Shredded Wheat with powdered milk has endorsed Cuomo
June 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Shredded Wheat with powdered milk has endorsed Cuomo
Farts that were actually poops have endorsed Cuomo
June 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Farts that were actually poops have endorsed Cuomo
Expired jock itch ointment has endorsed Cuomo
June 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Expired jock itch ointment has endorsed Cuomo
The giant spider web you ran through as you were leaving the house that one day you were super late for work and even though you thought you got it all, you still felt kind of gross all day, and then just as it was time to head home your office crush stopped you to say hi but instead
June 24, 2025 at 10:41 AM
The giant spider web you ran through as you were leaving the house that one day you were super late for work and even though you thought you got it all, you still felt kind of gross all day, and then just as it was time to head home your office crush stopped you to say hi but instead
Warm RC Cola has endorsed Cuomo
June 24, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Warm RC Cola has endorsed Cuomo
Lance Armstrong’s surviving testicle has endorsed Cuomo
June 24, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Lance Armstrong’s surviving testicle has endorsed Cuomo
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A long, but worthy read. Alec’s insight has been indispensable to me over the last ten or so years. His work here is no less so.
THREAD. A lot of attention is rightly going to Medicaid cuts and other very bad things in Trump's bill passed by the House, but there's something else that isn't getting enough attention, that is very difficult to find in any news coverage, but that will fundamentally alter life for all of us.
May 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
A long, but worthy read. Alec’s insight has been indispensable to me over the last ten or so years. His work here is no less so.
I reserve the right to be critical of the party that claims to represent me and my interests, and says they are most-closely aligned with my morals.
Please don’t mistake my criticism of that party to be approval of any stripe for the other.
Please don’t mistake my criticism of that party to be approval of any stripe for the other.
May 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I reserve the right to be critical of the party that claims to represent me and my interests, and says they are most-closely aligned with my morals.
Please don’t mistake my criticism of that party to be approval of any stripe for the other.
Please don’t mistake my criticism of that party to be approval of any stripe for the other.
It’s always what is the night fruit and never *how* is the night fruit
May 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
It’s always what is the night fruit and never *how* is the night fruit
Reposted by IthurielsSpear
He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth
March 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth
I’m not suggesting David Zaslav has to suffer intense physical/emotional/financial pain.
I’m just saying *if* he does, I’d like to be there to see it and perhaps conduct a bit of polite clapping; possibly even smoke a cigarette.
I’m just saying *if* he does, I’d like to be there to see it and perhaps conduct a bit of polite clapping; possibly even smoke a cigarette.
March 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I’m not suggesting David Zaslav has to suffer intense physical/emotional/financial pain.
I’m just saying *if* he does, I’d like to be there to see it and perhaps conduct a bit of polite clapping; possibly even smoke a cigarette.
I’m just saying *if* he does, I’d like to be there to see it and perhaps conduct a bit of polite clapping; possibly even smoke a cigarette.
This is worth every moment of a watch. Don’t research it. Shut your phone off. Give it 90 minutes of your undivided attention and let it transport you.
If you haven’t seen In & Of Itself, and don’t have Hulu, you can watch it here: youtu.be/OR4NNuNE3Yg?...
In & of Itself
YouTube video by Akshay
youtu.be
February 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
This is worth every moment of a watch. Don’t research it. Shut your phone off. Give it 90 minutes of your undivided attention and let it transport you.
Bless you, Lynne Marie. You made it look so goddamned easy.
February 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Bless you, Lynne Marie. You made it look so goddamned easy.
This is the distillation. It’s time for a different way.
February 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
This is the distillation. It’s time for a different way.
Investigative journalism is about to become the most dangerous job in America.
January 29, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Investigative journalism is about to become the most dangerous job in America.
`Tegridy
Hi! Quick note: The Onion accidentally posted a stock photo from a vendor with an AI generated image in it. We pulled the post down once we found that out. Our commitment to not using AI is very real. It's in the union contract to disclose it if we ever do. World is a slop minefield and we're sorry.
January 25, 2025 at 6:44 AM
`Tegridy
Tired of waiting for Democrats to find their fangs. Enervated by watching them fritter away every advantage while Republicans rewrite reality in the worst imaginable ways, unchecked by rules and unbothered by ethics. And sick to the teeth of this performative nonsense. Viral videos? Tuna melts?? FOH
Senate Democrats had a luncheon to discuss how to go viral. “One of the bright spots Democrats highlighted…was a viral video from the pandemic of Warner making a tuna melt in his kitchen”
January 24, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Tired of waiting for Democrats to find their fangs. Enervated by watching them fritter away every advantage while Republicans rewrite reality in the worst imaginable ways, unchecked by rules and unbothered by ethics. And sick to the teeth of this performative nonsense. Viral videos? Tuna melts?? FOH
He’s lucky she gave him Sermon on the Mount Jesus instead of moneylender-whipping, table-flipper Jesus I tell you hwat
January 23, 2025 at 6:23 AM
He’s lucky she gave him Sermon on the Mount Jesus instead of moneylender-whipping, table-flipper Jesus I tell you hwat
Deadnaming/misgendering transfolk, even shitty ones like Cait Jenner, ain’t it.
Worse, it’s tacit compliance with the orders of this administration.
Knock it the fuck off.
Worse, it’s tacit compliance with the orders of this administration.
Knock it the fuck off.
January 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Deadnaming/misgendering transfolk, even shitty ones like Cait Jenner, ain’t it.
Worse, it’s tacit compliance with the orders of this administration.
Knock it the fuck off.
Worse, it’s tacit compliance with the orders of this administration.
Knock it the fuck off.