Crumbling? Is there a single press outlet that will call balls and strikes about Israeli intransigence?

It’s funny to suggest Charli would share coke with anyone

It’s the mild, mild westconbe out there.

Any medication given a pass under this administration is coat-tailing off of the FDA’s former credibility, deserving every skepticism.

Man, I remember during the lockdown debate when McConnell laughed at the figure of 100k COVID deaths—this gorgeous, dripping, meatball of a pitch—and she just let it sail right by, I knew she was a washout.

“i though i got them all,” which shifts your crush into full revulsion and you bolted from the exchange over to HR to request a transfer to another branch because you knew you could never, ever live it down has endorsed Cuomo

they pulled some desiccated husk out of your hair that must’ve been in the web when you ran headlong into it and the way your crush looked at you with equal parts pity and disgust made you so embarrassed you tried to offer up an explanation but all you could do is flush beet-red and blurt

If I got fucked by an alligator and survived, my voice would be so hoarse from telling the story I’d probably want a custom tee to pick up the slack.

And I’d want you to want that for me, too.

Ew, there’s too much water in this oasis.

That’s how you sound right now.

Evergreen