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Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸
@isat.bsky.social
National Chairman of Catholics Against Vlone

“Temu Gayest Tone”
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Got my alt unbanned, I’ll be more active there
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"Which of These Endangers Jews?"

New art at @truthdig.com ft. Zohran Mamdani and Jonathan Greenblatt:
www.truthdig.com/cartoons/whi...
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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KEYS TO A THRIVING SOCIAL MEDIA SITE

-people who think witchcraft is real

-Korean nursing students that speak in AAVE

-gangstalking victims
November 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Just saw some African aunties saying Michael Jackson innocent, I think this website is going to make it.
November 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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"Alright class now we're going to talk about another Dennis, and he certainly 'menaced' at least ten people!" - cool criminal psychology lecturer
November 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives
November 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
November 8, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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This idea that American socdems would actually be centrists in Europe is just very untrue
November 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Let's see Berlin elect a left wing pro-palestine Muslim mayor lol
Europeans recognize Zohran Mamdani’s supposedly radical policies as ‘normal’ -- Critics of New York City’s mayor-elect have said his pledges of free bus service and universal childcare are unrealistic, but in Europe it’s a given www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Europeans recognize Zohran Mamdani’s supposedly radical policies as ‘normal’
Critics of New York City’s mayor-elect have said his pledges of free bus service and universal childcare are unrealistic, but in Europe it’s a given
www.theguardian.com
November 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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A 19th century nationalist movement originating in Vienna is not “intrinsic” to a 3,000-year-old faith and culture
Zionism is an intrinsic part of Judaism. All of our holy days and beliefs can ne traced back to Zionism. Your skeet is like saying "being African is okay, being black is bad. See the difference?"
November 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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This is why I don't believe anyone who says that Japan's parasocial celebrity culture isn't worse than the west.

In the west, people are obsessed with who celebs are dating. In Japan, celebs are forbidden to date because millions of incels violently insist on pretending she could be dating _them_.
17-year-old idol Fujisaki Azu is out of a job after her group, HEROINES, dismissed her for a "severe contractual violation." The announcement came two days after she shared a picture that Netizens say proves she - gasp! - has a boyfriend.

buff.ly/DPkGYJY
Japanese Idol Fired After Alleged Boyfriend's Picture Caught in Cup's Reflection - Unseen Japan
The controversy renews the debate around the implied (and, sometimes, contractual) rule that idols don't deserve a personal life.
unseen-japan.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Now my wallet’s gonna continue to get raped by Frey’s retarded shenanigans. Fuck you Minneapolis, I’m moving next year anyways
November 5, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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reminder that if you have leftover halloween chocolate, dog shelters are always looking for donations! those little furbabies rarely get treats in there. Let's spoil them this year
November 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Everyone should remind themselves that government will leave you helpless and then refuse to acknowledge they bear any responsibility for what happens to you in such a condition.
November 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Brianna Wu's current political views exist as karmatic punishment for every journalist who pretended her videogame was good.
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
November 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Legalizing horse slaughter is not a bad idea considering the US literally ships horses abroad for food consumption and the US ban on horse meat was put in place as an anti-immigrant measure
behold the bold and brave washington post opinion section (under new management), lol
October 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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“Why legalize horse slaughter we don’t even eat horse meat in America!” have you considered that the reason horse meat isn’t consumed in the US is because a bunch of racists back in the 1900’s hated Central Europeans?
October 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I came up with the “modern tragic figure” idea due to the fact that the modern world has become so fundamentally alien and absurd that there’s new tragic figures being created every day that could never have existed before
November 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Modern tragic figure: beauty influencer who can accurately guess someone’s ethnic background by looking at their forehead
November 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Modern tragic figure: deep sea fisherman who doesn’t spellcheck his username and accidentally makes it groyper_boss
November 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Modern tragic figure: a follow policeman who gets called out themselves for following kiddie hentai accounts
November 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Modern tragic figure: cooking YouTuber who can only make bread porridge and he’s in an uphill battle to make bread porridge a thing
November 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Modern tragic figure: a white supremacist “Save Europe” account run by someone who’s actually white and from Europe
November 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Modern tragic figure: guy who walks in on Rico Nico or another online public masturbator
November 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM