The Iron Prophet
@ironprophet.bsky.social
TTRPG fan, enjoyer of The Void, LGBT Ally, PFP and Banner by Cosmignon.
A BlueSky user got onto a similar bus, whose driver went absolutely nuts and took the bus and its passengers off route. bsky.app/profile/musi...
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
February 11, 2026 at 6:48 PM
A BlueSky user got onto a similar bus, whose driver went absolutely nuts and took the bus and its passengers off route. bsky.app/profile/musi...
THATS THE BUS OH GOD OH FUCK
February 11, 2026 at 5:57 PM
THATS THE BUS OH GOD OH FUCK
BlueSky is full of academics who can't read.
February 11, 2026 at 5:07 PM
BlueSky is full of academics who can't read.
I've beaten Fallout 4 and Skyrim *once* each. Skyrim's ending made me wish for something that followed on from the Civil War. The Stormcloaks descending into backbiting over the crown would be pretty fun to have played.
February 11, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I've beaten Fallout 4 and Skyrim *once* each. Skyrim's ending made me wish for something that followed on from the Civil War. The Stormcloaks descending into backbiting over the crown would be pretty fun to have played.
About Will Stancil?
Magic School Bus No Way GIF
Alt: Magic School Bus No Way GIF
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:25 PM
About Will Stancil?
Harry Potter is the story of a nerd who became a jock. The Seeker position in Quidditch is conveniently designed for his specific nerd physique.
February 10, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Harry Potter is the story of a nerd who became a jock. The Seeker position in Quidditch is conveniently designed for his specific nerd physique.
We left with all of my children.
February 10, 2026 at 3:46 PM
We left with all of my children.
I won't support additional funding for ICE.
February 10, 2026 at 6:54 AM
I won't support additional funding for ICE.
brb crashing out at the the commune's soup bar
February 10, 2026 at 6:53 AM
brb crashing out at the the commune's soup bar
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just realized that we’re headed for Whiskey Friday the 13th with Tony Dokoupil
February 10, 2026 at 4:47 AM
just realized that we’re headed for Whiskey Friday the 13th with Tony Dokoupil
they wake up in a tub full of ice
they're now canadian
they're now canadian
February 10, 2026 at 6:00 AM
they wake up in a tub full of ice
they're now canadian
they're now canadian
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As a fucking parent TALK TO YOUR FUCKING KIDS THEN. Worried they'll see porn? Talk to them about porn. Worried they'll see gore? Talk to them about gore. Worried they'll get groomed? Talk to them about red flags and cultivate trust with them so they won't feel they have to hide things from you.
"As a parent, I am deeply concerned about what my child is accessing online. Albeit not enough to check or to install some very basic software that would prevent them from accessing dodgy material online. That's why the Online Safety Act is so important."
February 9, 2026 at 9:40 AM
As a fucking parent TALK TO YOUR FUCKING KIDS THEN. Worried they'll see porn? Talk to them about porn. Worried they'll see gore? Talk to them about gore. Worried they'll get groomed? Talk to them about red flags and cultivate trust with them so they won't feel they have to hide things from you.
draftkings movie
February 9, 2026 at 6:25 AM
draftkings movie
Call of Duty games? They're more a mass of aesthetics than "culture" as we understand it.
February 9, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Call of Duty games? They're more a mass of aesthetics than "culture" as we understand it.
Getting irrationally angry at the green m&m is a culture whaddya mean
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Getting irrationally angry at the green m&m is a culture whaddya mean
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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I think you could get Trump to say he killed Epstein if Obama said Donald was not intelligent enough to pull it off.
February 9, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I think you could get Trump to say he killed Epstein if Obama said Donald was not intelligent enough to pull it off.
i mean, he's doing well
February 8, 2026 at 9:23 PM
i mean, he's doing well
it only makes sense if that five year old in the hypothetical is Stephen Miller
February 8, 2026 at 7:47 PM
it only makes sense if that five year old in the hypothetical is Stephen Miller
On one hand, a book cover for that Warrior Cats TTRPG I've been rotating in my head for years.
On the other hand I'm poor.
On the other hand I'm poor.
February 8, 2026 at 7:20 AM
On one hand, a book cover for that Warrior Cats TTRPG I've been rotating in my head for years.
On the other hand I'm poor.
On the other hand I'm poor.
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A lot of our political discourse would be easier if we didn't extend good faith to people who would never extend it back.
February 7, 2026 at 3:36 PM
A lot of our political discourse would be easier if we didn't extend good faith to people who would never extend it back.
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Andor is probably my favorite TV show since Avatar: The Last Airbender.
a man with a beard and a white shirt says there is one way out
Alt: a man with a beard and a white shirt says there is one way out
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February 7, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Andor is probably my favorite TV show since Avatar: The Last Airbender.