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The Iron Prophet
@ironprophet.bsky.social
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TTRPG fan, enjoyer of The Void, LGBT Ally, PFP and Banner by Cosmignon.
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*sigh*
Nothing but fucking Republicans in my area.
November 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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I am maxing out my @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social quotient by watching Critical Role and eating a horrifying new Oreo product.
October 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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October 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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underrated, he's also probably drunk as shit and imagining the fist of daddy crushing all the protesters
Revacholian Nationhood, Disco Elysium The Revacholian State will be a serene place. (You should get a drink.) A beautiful, serene place of mystery and peace. It will not be a place for women to infect with their frailty and hysterics. Or where the Semenese will be allowed to wear their pants around their ankles. All of that will go. (Once you get a drink.) The socialist professors at the École Supérieure will be fired, the editors of Trompe le Monde will have to beg in the streets. You'll pour your beer into their begging hats and laugh. (You should get a beer.)
October 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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October 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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i have cats
black cat standing on a banister Black cat standing on a couch tortie cat blepping tortie cat real close up on the camera you smell nice
September 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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named our wifi accordingly
WiFi named "Wuk Lamat Supremacy"
September 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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attack of the clones ass plot development
September 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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September 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Cursed Blunt Rotation
Hatsune Miku and RFK Jr in BlueSky trends.
August 31, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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August 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Me, after I am forced to leave the house.
Vladimir Putin shaking hands with a very unhappy looking Trump.
August 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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August 14, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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ALO
ALO
ALO
That Romanian dictator who basically got himself killed lol
August 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Sidra the tortie cat, sitting atop an open copy of Daggerheart, Critical Role's new TTRPG.
July 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Mitsubishi Mirage
July 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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The next guest on his show
Gary the Cryptofascist from Disco Elysium
July 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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So Trump et al are putting this flimsy concentration camp in Florida, a state that famously does not suffer from inclement weather? Are hurricanes the new gas chambers???
The cages of Alligator Alcatraz, situated inside a structure that seems fairly flimsy.
July 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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it really helps them that they've formed a cult around a geriatric bastard. AND STFU AI.
first sentence of skeet, interrupted by a help me write prompt
June 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Hey, gang? Is it good when the lead topic is just "Israel"?
Bluesky's Discover Feed, where "Israel" is the lead topic.
June 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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cursed cats
Tortie cat, having just pawed at an oversized d20 and rolled a natural one.
June 9, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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My Changeling Rogue almost got taken back into slavery in SESSION ONE of the new campaign. (Art by Cosmignon)
Oesl (Changeling Rogue) Oesl, About To Make A Bad Decision
May 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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me: I'm gonna watch the fun stars warred!
me, three hours later:
syril karn, laying on the bed when his mom visits
May 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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hej
Black cat on my lap. I am watching Twin Peaks.
May 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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April 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM