Will
@inthebooks.bsky.social
He/him
Going to be a professor someday but haven't gotten around to it yet
Going to be a professor someday but haven't gotten around to it yet
December 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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@yourewrongabout.bsky.social Sarah Marshall it's your moment
It’s time for an American James Bond with vocal fry
June 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
@yourewrongabout.bsky.social Sarah Marshall it's your moment
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from the writer of GUY RITCHIES ALADDIN
GUY RITCHIES AMADEUS
Jason statham: name's salieri. famous fucker, me. until - *freeze frame and record scratch on mozart* this precocious prick plonked his arse at the piana fuckin forte
GUY RITCHIES AMADEUS
Jason statham: name's salieri. famous fucker, me. until - *freeze frame and record scratch on mozart* this precocious prick plonked his arse at the piana fuckin forte
June 28, 2025 at 6:31 AM
from the writer of GUY RITCHIES ALADDIN
GUY RITCHIES AMADEUS
Jason statham: name's salieri. famous fucker, me. until - *freeze frame and record scratch on mozart* this precocious prick plonked his arse at the piana fuckin forte
GUY RITCHIES AMADEUS
Jason statham: name's salieri. famous fucker, me. until - *freeze frame and record scratch on mozart* this precocious prick plonked his arse at the piana fuckin forte
Only things certain are death and taxes and if there's a zit in the thumbnail they will not pop that zit in the video.
March 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Only things certain are death and taxes and if there's a zit in the thumbnail they will not pop that zit in the video.
Whatever woman told Freud about clitoral vs vaginal orgasms must have been ticked at what he did with that
March 8, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Whatever woman told Freud about clitoral vs vaginal orgasms must have been ticked at what he did with that
Bong Joon Ho is a genius and has Maradona-level good hair. Truly God's favorite.
March 8, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Bong Joon Ho is a genius and has Maradona-level good hair. Truly God's favorite.
The IQ Paradox, identified by renowned poster the Mountain Goats, states that doofuses who actually take IQ seriously and use it as a metric of anything are dumb as Hell
Unlike Nate Silver, I am a trained historian and, let me tell you, if I was reading any historical work that tried seriously to thematise IQ as an explainer, the last thing I would think of the author was that they were "competent."
February 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Good news, folks! There is No War in Ba Sing Se!
February 12, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Good news, folks! There is No War in Ba Sing Se!
The Three Musketeers are Ethos, Pathos, and Abacus.
February 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The Three Musketeers are Ethos, Pathos, and Abacus.
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These rubes have a crush on the KJV but it does not say anything different.
January 31, 2025 at 3:23 PM
These rubes have a crush on the KJV but it does not say anything different.
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my favorite 'Language Change 101' lesson about linguistic purity
January 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
my favorite 'Language Change 101' lesson about linguistic purity
DRAPERIES, BABY!
(just watched Nosferatu)
(just watched Nosferatu)
January 16, 2025 at 5:40 AM
DRAPERIES, BABY!
(just watched Nosferatu)
(just watched Nosferatu)
Elaine Scarry the philosopher you are
January 9, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Elaine Scarry the philosopher you are
While I am certainly more online than I would like to be, there are several abbreviations in Ratlimit's Dosimeter that still stump me, and in this I take comfort.
Ratlimit's Dosimeter, a modern classic
January 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
While I am certainly more online than I would like to be, there are several abbreviations in Ratlimit's Dosimeter that still stump me, and in this I take comfort.
Need Doormat Mom's daughter to appear and tell her story
December 31, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Need Doormat Mom's daughter to appear and tell her story
Watching LotR 16 years ago: Want to marry Legolas
Watching LotR now: Down bad for both Frodo and Sam
Watching LotR now: Down bad for both Frodo and Sam
December 29, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Watching LotR 16 years ago: Want to marry Legolas
Watching LotR now: Down bad for both Frodo and Sam
Watching LotR now: Down bad for both Frodo and Sam
Watching a welder squeeze icing onto gingerbread house joints is orgasmic
December 27, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Watching a welder squeeze icing onto gingerbread house joints is orgasmic
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Libraries are lifelines for homeschooled children who may not otherwise have a way to access information and perspectives that haven't been directly filtered by their parents. And that access is crucial to the development of their own identity, values, and understanding of the world.
i get why people are fighting book bans with “don’t interfere with what i let my child read” and “i demand books for my child that reflect *our* family values too,” but it’s also about preserving some degree of autonomy *for the child*. The library should give a child an out *from* their family. 📚
December 19, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Libraries are lifelines for homeschooled children who may not otherwise have a way to access information and perspectives that haven't been directly filtered by their parents. And that access is crucial to the development of their own identity, values, and understanding of the world.
Brb gonna have this fitted sheet write my Grindr profile
December 15, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Brb gonna have this fitted sheet write my Grindr profile
Saw a fic tagged, among other things, "interfaith creampie". Ao3, please never change.
December 15, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Saw a fic tagged, among other things, "interfaith creampie". Ao3, please never change.
wanna fuck someone so good they change genders
December 5, 2024 at 4:01 AM
wanna fuck someone so good they change genders
@dannymlavery.bsky.social congrats on writing Vilette! I had no idea.
December 2, 2024 at 4:33 AM
@dannymlavery.bsky.social congrats on writing Vilette! I had no idea.
Having a cat is great
She has no idea what time it is. If I'm up and around she's up and around. If I'm occupied, she's sleeping. No judgment for being awake odd hours of night.
She has no idea what time it is. If I'm up and around she's up and around. If I'm occupied, she's sleeping. No judgment for being awake odd hours of night.
December 1, 2024 at 7:31 AM
Having a cat is great
She has no idea what time it is. If I'm up and around she's up and around. If I'm occupied, she's sleeping. No judgment for being awake odd hours of night.
She has no idea what time it is. If I'm up and around she's up and around. If I'm occupied, she's sleeping. No judgment for being awake odd hours of night.