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Back off, man, I'm a scientist.
"Damn, Duke could actually go to the ACC Championship this year" --> "Oh well, it was a nice thought while it lasted" --> "Hey, at least we're bowl-eligible" --> "North Carolina state champs!"--> "HOLY SHIT DUKE IS GOING TO THE ACC CHAMPIONSHIP"

It's been a weird fuckin year
Duke football secures spot in ACC Championship game
The Blue Devils have earned a spot in the ACC Championship, thanks to a 49-32 win against Wake Forest and a lucky set of conference upsets. Head coach Manny Diaz’s squad will head to Charlotte this Sa...
www.dukechronicle.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Oh hey I wonder why that “you don’t have to follow an illegal order” video got them so hot and bothered?
Textbook war crime/extrajudicial killing

"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."

Report by @alexhorton.bsky.social @ellenwapo.bsky.social o.bsky.social
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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not only is this remarkably kind about my work, it also takes aim at that mediaite column about nuzzi, which has been mentioned in the same breath as mine but was quite different.
Marisa Kabas is the alternative to wallowing in Olivia Nuzzi’s tale of dysfunction and deceit
Colby Hall’s Mediaite commentary about Olivia Nuzzi is winning a lot of praise. The redoubtable Jay Rosen goes so far as to call it “the best thing I have read about her.” Sign up…
dankennedy.net
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Impossible how good reading is. You mean I just point my face at the paper for a bit and it does a whole update on my brain?
November 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
November 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Hahahahaha, go fuck yourself Belichick. 😆😈🤘🏻
November 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Absolutely loved hearing one of the guys calling the Duke-UNC game compare Anderson Castle to John Riggins, because I've been saying that all year 🤘🏻😈
November 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
ISTFG I thought the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man was a real advertising character for a real brand. My kids were just looking it up for some reason, and I was all, WTF do you mean it was made up for Ghostbusters? I could have sworn I remembered it from when I was a kid. MIND. BLOWN.
November 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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👀
November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Children working my damn nerves. Time to walk a few laps to some Die Krupps, very soothing. 🤘🏻😁
November 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Katelyn comes to the conclusion that “olivia nuzzi was failed by a misogynistic society that pimps young women off to old powerful men” and “olivia nuzzi just seems plainly an awful person” are both true, and yeah that is true
November 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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A perpetual mood:
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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I can’t believe how stupid everything is
November 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Nancy Mace keeps insisting Trump "protects" women, even as she voted to release the Epstein files.

This is incoherent, but her nonsense reflects a deeper dilemma facing all Republican women: keeping up their delusions about Trump.

www.salon.com/2025/11/14/s...
Sorry, Nancy Mace. Donald Trump hasn’t “protected women”
The congresswoman’s Epstein dilemma is a problem for all Republican women
www.salon.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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That Anti-Semitic Heckler Treated Me With Scorn And Contempt, As If I Were A Woman

Dave Portnoy, Today at Barstool Sports
November 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
JFC WTF
Trump calls Erika Kirk over for a kiss.
November 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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“there are some things in our society and some things in our world to which i am proud to be maladjusted, and i call upon all men of good will to be maladjusted to these things until the good society is realized…”
November 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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seems to me that those democrats inclined not to fight perceive themselves as living through a somewhat ordinary cycle of presidential overreach and backlash and not something much more significant and dangerous
November 10, 2025 at 12:50 PM
JFC
a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
November 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Daughter: Do you want to see a BattleBot destroy a car?
Me: Yes, I do.
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Husband: By the way, tomorrow is our anniversary.
Me: ...oh shit, you're right.
November 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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The same guy who "doesn’t want to hear about affordability" posted about his new marble bathroom 7 times last week.
November 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.
November 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM