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Alivia August | HNL | FMTY | Passport Ready
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Constant pleasure seeker | Intimacy initiative | Thirst Responder | Rebel online, hole-some in the bedroom.
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Honolulu based. Lets fly for the holiday!
Pinned
I see so many good-but-fucked-up skeets… ima keep track of them here.
Don't use chapstick. I want your lips nice and crispy so I have something to eat while we make out.
Bro you just took me back to some cherished memories
"Please tell your lovers and friends, that Ursher, John and Luda had to do it again.'
November 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Attention @channel6.bsky.social subscribers, the Top Whatever is in process and will be out in a bit

In the meantime please accept this as an appetizer
November 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Lmao
One popular meme is Chump in a shirt saying "I drained the swamp" holding hands with Clinton, whose shirt says "Swamp."
November 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I think somehow I followed a list of birders and any time they post a blue bird, they always start with “you all love a blue bird, so here’s a…” and it’s a blue bird of the prettiest kind (all of them). Thank you for this, birder friends!
November 17, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Ooooooo 🥹
Artists & Art lovers!

Time to get geared up for the biggest art event of the year on Bluesky!

Last year we had close to 1500 artists from 25 countries posting original work daily from December 1-24
#ArtAdventCalendar
In its 11th year, #artadventcalendar participants post an original piece of art from Dec 1-24. Paintings, drawings, sculpture, textiles, beading, photography. If it’s art and it beautifies th…
earthskyart.ca
November 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
8am every morning someone BLARES star spangled banner and I want to strangle them so bad
November 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Bardot said we are living through a spiritual dark age but theres too much technology to notice.
NEW: In his first interview since his arrest for protesting outside the Chicago-area ICE facility, @revdrmichaelwoolf.bsky.social tells me he has "bruises all over my body."

Even so, he said, “the cruelty that goes on that facility … must be 100 times worse." religionnews.com/2025/11/15/a...
November 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
SLAP THAT SIGN MY FRIEND!
For the record there’s nothing inherently wrong with sucking dicks
November 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
First country to open up, no rules, to American women will have a baby boom. Please take me along for auntie duties.
November 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Wanted: reviewers! I'm assembling a team of readers who will commit to reviewing my BDSM-themed paranormal / urban fantasy in January 2026 on Amazon, GR, social media, and other platforms!

Sign up here: forms.gle/4WEARDmHRf...
November 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Bardot said we are living through a spiritual dark age but theres too much technology to notice.
NEW: In his first interview since his arrest for protesting outside the Chicago-area ICE facility, @revdrmichaelwoolf.bsky.social tells me he has "bruises all over my body."

Even so, he said, “the cruelty that goes on that facility … must be 100 times worse." religionnews.com/2025/11/15/a...
November 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
When I move back to the mainland, and tour, I’m going to do these wherever I am with other sex workers. Sound amazing and needed!! I think it would do wonders for us!
props to WSJ for once on a useful notion, ADMIN PARTY for everybody
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I kinda… love it….????
nothing but respect to the urban assault smart car
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Lmao 🤭🤭🤭
Lookahea. I have nothing against seals. They’re adorable.

The way I would have punted that seal off my boat as sacrifice to the orca gods…
A harbor seal narrowly escaped a group of orcas by climbing aboard a boat rented by amateur wildlife photographer Charvet Drucker off Camano Island in Washington.
November 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Ok this sounds fun
This chocolate has a fucking philosophy and manifesto
November 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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because the night belongs to buttholes
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Oh MY GOD 😍
Starting up #FridayNightZillow
In Cuba, Missouri, we can get a 14BR, 14BA lodge on the river for just $850K. It has a heckuva back story: Originally built as a brothel for local fur trappers, it later was frequented by famous St. Louis mobsters. +Bald eagles!
www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
November 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Ooohhh sounds good!
The subjects of Kay Gabriel’s “Perverts” yearn for sex, sex change, and socialist revolution in equal measure. As Ben Miller writes, it is a plenary session on acid.
We Want Everything | Ben Miller
The queers of Kay Gabriel’s “Perverts” celebrate before the revolution has come—while still working diligently to plan it.
thebaffler.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Cozy-maxing for me is using female condoms (or insertable condoms if we’re being inclusive)
Question 18:
If the goal is cozy-maxing, what are you doing? (Again, don’t admit to any crimes)
November 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Just too many men getting away with shit on here for me rn. See you later. Reach out if you’re NOT like those guys and let’s have fun for a little while.
November 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
They smeared her with her movie theater bj and now they want her to protect them?! this is the one and only time I’m with her!
My god (sorry I’m late on a bunch of this stuff. But wow!)

According to this NYT report, the head of the FBI and the Attorney General are holding meetings *in the Situation Room* with GOP lawmakers they are trying to pressure to rescind their votes to release the Epstein info. This is madness.
November 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Soon Ai will make itself, watch itself and if corp overlords have it, Ai will have its own money and then we can just let them all drift into a cycle of dead creation and passing the same trillion around to each other in cycle of doom. - leaving us still as a society of creative humans.
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Lmao “Thanks, slut”
with the holidays upon us please enjoy my favorite miss manners column (circa 2002)
November 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Omg what a cool ass bug
Love Fulgorids! The butt fireworks are wax lines along which honeydew waste can drip away from the body. They also serve as a defense.
Nog een foto van Borneo - echt een bijzonder, en bijzonder klein, beest, was deze cicade (Auchenorrhyncha), behorend tot de Fulgoroidea. Dat vuurwerk uit zijn "kont" zijn wasdraden waarlangs de honingdauw kan wegdruppelen, maar die natuurlijk ook dienen als afweer/afleiding. #ElkeDagEenInsect
November 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Anyone know how hard it is to drive from Sac to Tahoe and around Tahoe up to Reno and back, at the end of Jan?
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM