Ilyasaurus 🐝
@ilyasaurus.bsky.social
Definitely not a bunch of bees in a trench coat on Bluesky
They/she/idc
I’m half Arab and half Acadian and raised by Russians, that’s why I’m Like This.
They/she/idc
I’m half Arab and half Acadian and raised by Russians, that’s why I’m Like This.
Benefit of being short- long story but I have a bruise on my chin from chasing the FUCKING CAT, and because everyone looks down at me instead of up literally no one has noticed.
It’s been a full day and Spouse still hasn’t seen it. This is what happens when you allow yourself to be over six foot!
It’s been a full day and Spouse still hasn’t seen it. This is what happens when you allow yourself to be over six foot!
December 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Benefit of being short- long story but I have a bruise on my chin from chasing the FUCKING CAT, and because everyone looks down at me instead of up literally no one has noticed.
It’s been a full day and Spouse still hasn’t seen it. This is what happens when you allow yourself to be over six foot!
It’s been a full day and Spouse still hasn’t seen it. This is what happens when you allow yourself to be over six foot!
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Elevator pitch: watching a citizenship ceremony and passing a citizenship test should be a mandatory middle school field trip
December 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Elevator pitch: watching a citizenship ceremony and passing a citizenship test should be a mandatory middle school field trip
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
Every time I get a little too big for my futch britches, my mom likes to remind me that I literally got married wearing a Vera Wang princess gown, in a fake castle.
SIGH. I knew I should have worn a tux.
SIGH. I knew I should have worn a tux.
November 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Every time I get a little too big for my futch britches, my mom likes to remind me that I literally got married wearing a Vera Wang princess gown, in a fake castle.
SIGH. I knew I should have worn a tux.
SIGH. I knew I should have worn a tux.
I just made the decision to swap biscuits to Navajo frybread for dinner tomorrow (specifically as a fuck you to Columbus/etc) and I’m feeling pretty good about it. I’ve never made frybread but it’s an old family secret that spite, not love, makes food taste better.
November 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I just made the decision to swap biscuits to Navajo frybread for dinner tomorrow (specifically as a fuck you to Columbus/etc) and I’m feeling pretty good about it. I’ve never made frybread but it’s an old family secret that spite, not love, makes food taste better.
When I was eight years old I watched Indiana Jones for the first time.
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
When I was eight years old I watched Indiana Jones for the first time.
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Bluesky not addictive to teens but definitely a crutch for elder millennials who know too much about the Bajoran war.
Meta, YouTube, TikTok and Snapchat know how addictive their platforms can be to teens.
Those are allegations a group of school districts is making against the social media giants, according to a newly unsealed legal filing that quotes the companies’ own internal documents. https://cnn.it/3Xjq5x5
Those are allegations a group of school districts is making against the social media giants, according to a newly unsealed legal filing that quotes the companies’ own internal documents. https://cnn.it/3Xjq5x5
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Bluesky not addictive to teens but definitely a crutch for elder millennials who know too much about the Bajoran war.
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
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Star Trek: First Contact was released 29 years ago today.
We'll be soon halfway between the film's release and First Contact Day (2063). 😄
We'll be soon halfway between the film's release and First Contact Day (2063). 😄
November 22, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Star Trek: First Contact was released 29 years ago today.
We'll be soon halfway between the film's release and First Contact Day (2063). 😄
We'll be soon halfway between the film's release and First Contact Day (2063). 😄
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I WANT TO HOST ONE OF THESE
props to WSJ for once on a useful notion, ADMIN PARTY for everybody
November 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I WANT TO HOST ONE OF THESE
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@emilylhauser.bsky.social in case you haven’t seen, I have yet another zine out! It was commissioned to be distributed during the No Kings 2 protests. It’s called “We Marched! Now What?” and is filled with stuff people can do. drive.google.com/file/d/1TJnH...
October 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
@emilylhauser.bsky.social in case you haven’t seen, I have yet another zine out! It was commissioned to be distributed during the No Kings 2 protests. It’s called “We Marched! Now What?” and is filled with stuff people can do. drive.google.com/file/d/1TJnH...
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American families are barely keeping up — groceries, rent, bills. And now Republicans have made it worse by slashing nearly $1.1 trillion from Medicaid and killing ACA credits that keep healthcare affordable. Join the fight to protect our care: economicsecurity.us/wp-content/u... #HealthcareHeist
November 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
American families are barely keeping up — groceries, rent, bills. And now Republicans have made it worse by slashing nearly $1.1 trillion from Medicaid and killing ACA credits that keep healthcare affordable. Join the fight to protect our care: economicsecurity.us/wp-content/u... #HealthcareHeist
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Watson was deeply influential to me as a genomicist, but not how you may assume
From stealing Rosalind Franklin's lab notes to his frequent sexist & racist bioessentialist comments later in life, he showed how the scientific community would still worship a terrible person
Don't idolize bad people
From stealing Rosalind Franklin's lab notes to his frequent sexist & racist bioessentialist comments later in life, he showed how the scientific community would still worship a terrible person
Don't idolize bad people
BREAKING: James Watson, co-discoverer of DNA’s double helix whose work reshaped medicine, forensics and genetics, dies at 97.
James Watson, co-discoverer of the double-helix shape of DNA, has died at age 97
Scientist James Watson, who shared a Nobel prize for helping discover the double-helix shape of the DNA molecule, has died. He was 97.
bit.ly
November 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Watson was deeply influential to me as a genomicist, but not how you may assume
From stealing Rosalind Franklin's lab notes to his frequent sexist & racist bioessentialist comments later in life, he showed how the scientific community would still worship a terrible person
Don't idolize bad people
From stealing Rosalind Franklin's lab notes to his frequent sexist & racist bioessentialist comments later in life, he showed how the scientific community would still worship a terrible person
Don't idolize bad people
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I like his mother too: “Art and museums are living spaces,” she said. “Life without art is not life.”
Also, "The fedora, angled just so, is his homage to French Resistance hero Jean Moulin." That's exactly the energy I needed. Especially from a 15-year-old French boy, in these uncertain times.
Also, "The fedora, angled just so, is his homage to French Resistance hero Jean Moulin." That's exactly the energy I needed. Especially from a 15-year-old French boy, in these uncertain times.
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I like his mother too: “Art and museums are living spaces,” she said. “Life without art is not life.”
Also, "The fedora, angled just so, is his homage to French Resistance hero Jean Moulin." That's exactly the energy I needed. Especially from a 15-year-old French boy, in these uncertain times.
Also, "The fedora, angled just so, is his homage to French Resistance hero Jean Moulin." That's exactly the energy I needed. Especially from a 15-year-old French boy, in these uncertain times.
My coworkers are going to figure out the autism without me having to say anything.
Coworker: how much oil did you spray in?
Me: 60 sprays
Coworker: you… counted them??
Me: >_>
Coworker: how much oil did you spray in?
Me: 60 sprays
Coworker: you… counted them??
Me: >_>
November 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
My coworkers are going to figure out the autism without me having to say anything.
Coworker: how much oil did you spray in?
Me: 60 sprays
Coworker: you… counted them??
Me: >_>
Coworker: how much oil did you spray in?
Me: 60 sprays
Coworker: you… counted them??
Me: >_>
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The Stillsuit if I wrote Dune
November 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The Stillsuit if I wrote Dune
Me, yesterday: Let every holiday have its season! Resist Christmas Creep! Give Thanksgiving some breathing room!
Me, today, having seen the first snow of the year: IT’S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAAAAAAS…
Me, today, having seen the first snow of the year: IT’S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAAAAAAS…
November 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Me, yesterday: Let every holiday have its season! Resist Christmas Creep! Give Thanksgiving some breathing room!
Me, today, having seen the first snow of the year: IT’S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAAAAAAS…
Me, today, having seen the first snow of the year: IT’S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAAAAAAS…
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I will henceforth only respect TV journalists who, after getting a typical response from a politician, follow up with:
"Cool. That's not what I asked you tho."
"Cool. That's not what I asked you tho."
November 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I will henceforth only respect TV journalists who, after getting a typical response from a politician, follow up with:
"Cool. That's not what I asked you tho."
"Cool. That's not what I asked you tho."
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Just love these photos made by Adam Shaw for the 'The Tudor Child' book by The Tudor Tailor;
www.facebook.com/tudortailor/...
www.facebook.com/tudortailor/...
November 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Just love these photos made by Adam Shaw for the 'The Tudor Child' book by The Tudor Tailor;
www.facebook.com/tudortailor/...
www.facebook.com/tudortailor/...
I’m going to write a children’s book and Joel will illustrate it and it will be called “But What About KIBETH?????” And it will be about how your parents/teachers/friends/etc still love you EVEN IF they are currently showing affection to someone/thing else.
No this will not be based on true events.
No this will not be based on true events.
November 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I’m going to write a children’s book and Joel will illustrate it and it will be called “But What About KIBETH?????” And it will be about how your parents/teachers/friends/etc still love you EVEN IF they are currently showing affection to someone/thing else.
No this will not be based on true events.
No this will not be based on true events.
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Alien (Ridley Scott, 1979)
November 1, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Alien (Ridley Scott, 1979)
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A cousin is anyone near your age in your family or some kid who is around a lot and an aunt is an older lady who gives a shit about you.
October 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
A cousin is anyone near your age in your family or some kid who is around a lot and an aunt is an older lady who gives a shit about you.
I’m a month back into retail and if you have ever been a customer for any reason at any place, then honestly fuck you.
October 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I’m a month back into retail and if you have ever been a customer for any reason at any place, then honestly fuck you.