Ilyasaurus 🐝
@ilyasaurus.bsky.social
Definitely not a bunch of bees in a trench coat on Bluesky
They/she/idc
I’m half Arab and half Acadian and raised by Russians, that’s why I’m Like This.
They/she/idc
I’m half Arab and half Acadian and raised by Russians, that’s why I’m Like This.
I’m going to write a children’s book and Joel will illustrate it and it will be called “But What About KIBETH?????” And it will be about how your parents/teachers/friends/etc still love you EVEN IF they are currently showing affection to someone/thing else.
No this will not be based on true events.
No this will not be based on true events.
November 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I’m going to write a children’s book and Joel will illustrate it and it will be called “But What About KIBETH?????” And it will be about how your parents/teachers/friends/etc still love you EVEN IF they are currently showing affection to someone/thing else.
No this will not be based on true events.
No this will not be based on true events.
She was in an actual comic book as a character I have known her since elementary school HOW CAN I JUST CALL HER LIDYA????
September 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
She was in an actual comic book as a character I have known her since elementary school HOW CAN I JUST CALL HER LIDYA????
Also it’s officially been OVER A DECADE (11 years) since I started dating this dude, which is close to a full third of my life.
September 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Also it’s officially been OVER A DECADE (11 years) since I started dating this dude, which is close to a full third of my life.
Okay but now imagine him as a frontier-style coonskin hat.
September 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Okay but now imagine him as a frontier-style coonskin hat.
So how’s marriage going for y’all?
August 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
So how’s marriage going for y’all?
“Hey Ilya why’d you move to Michigan?”
August 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
“Hey Ilya why’d you move to Michigan?”
Boys and their toys
August 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Boys and their toys
AHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS THE GREATEST GIFT I HAVE EVER RECEIVED.
July 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
AHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS THE GREATEST GIFT I HAVE EVER RECEIVED.
Kibeth tried to make a friend this morning. She was unsuccessful.
July 16, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Kibeth tried to make a friend this morning. She was unsuccessful.
I have made a huge mistake. I offered Menace a tiny bit of cream cheese off my bagel.
Now I am embroiled in gang violence.
Now I am embroiled in gang violence.
July 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I have made a huge mistake. I offered Menace a tiny bit of cream cheese off my bagel.
Now I am embroiled in gang violence.
Now I am embroiled in gang violence.
I’ve finally found it. The Stupidest Manhua Possible. I have searched for this holy grail for YEARS, and now I have it.
It’s gonna be. So asinine.
I’m so excited.
It’s gonna be. So asinine.
I’m so excited.
June 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I’ve finally found it. The Stupidest Manhua Possible. I have searched for this holy grail for YEARS, and now I have it.
It’s gonna be. So asinine.
I’m so excited.
It’s gonna be. So asinine.
I’m so excited.
I mean it this time Spouse!!
June 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I mean it this time Spouse!!
When people ask what kind of music I like I usually just chuckle nervously and say “oh, it’s eclectic…………”
June 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
When people ask what kind of music I like I usually just chuckle nervously and say “oh, it’s eclectic…………”
I know I’m a Real Adult now because my mom FINALLY let me take home my great-grandmother’s earrings that have I have lusted after for decades.
(I had to give them back six years ago after I wore them for my wedding, so this is indeed a Big Deal)
(I had to give them back six years ago after I wore them for my wedding, so this is indeed a Big Deal)
June 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I know I’m a Real Adult now because my mom FINALLY let me take home my great-grandmother’s earrings that have I have lusted after for decades.
(I had to give them back six years ago after I wore them for my wedding, so this is indeed a Big Deal)
(I had to give them back six years ago after I wore them for my wedding, so this is indeed a Big Deal)
Some people like to say there is no such thing as a perfect movie. They are wrong.
May 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Some people like to say there is no such thing as a perfect movie. They are wrong.
Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know: openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
So I’m completely fucking unhinged, gotcha.
So I’m completely fucking unhinged, gotcha.
May 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know: openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
So I’m completely fucking unhinged, gotcha.
So I’m completely fucking unhinged, gotcha.
I’m a college graduate!!!! :D
May 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I’m a college graduate!!!! :D
My mom got married and she’s my stepdad’s problem now!!!!
May 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
My mom got married and she’s my stepdad’s problem now!!!!
Spouse came to ask me wtf I was listening to, and now he would like to have a very strong word with Psi U Gamma Tau circa 2009.
April 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Spouse came to ask me wtf I was listening to, and now he would like to have a very strong word with Psi U Gamma Tau circa 2009.
I will now be accepting adulations on how adorable my lock screen is
March 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I will now be accepting adulations on how adorable my lock screen is