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Ilyasaurus 🐝
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Definitely not a bunch of bees in a trench coat on Bluesky

They/she/idc

I’m half Arab and half Acadian and raised by Russians, that’s why I’m Like This.
He’s on the Best list, but given that I’ve only made my own personal Joel watch the Twilight episode of MST3K, more research must be done.
December 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
My husband’s name is Joel, which is a rare enough name that we keep a ranked list of Best Joels and Worst Joels. Best Joel is Timothy in Santa Clarita Diet, closely followed by The Last of Us. Worst Joel is from Marvelous Mrs Maisel.
December 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Thanks! I hope you pass the mammogram exam soon so you can be a boob lawyer.
December 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Elevator pitch: watching a citizenship ceremony and passing a citizenship test should be a mandatory middle school field trip
December 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Next week I get to have the “preemptive hysterectomy” talk with my doc. I already made friends with cancer, we don’t need to be besties.
December 2, 2025 at 2:04 PM
But then you could also have SECOND cake!
December 2, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I’m very disappointed to see the inclusion of the Salvation Army as an entity we should support in this week’s MCW, due to their treatment of LGBTQIA+ people and their religious discrimination in their hiring. I’d appreciate knowing the reasons they were chosen.
November 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Has there EVER been a SADDER puppy.
November 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM