epic HERO sextuple legend
@ihatebard.bsky.social
21+ ONLY. 31/m/gay/he/him. tx native, mn transplant
turner coddlefish (aether); all high-end raid content cleared
my raid group is the world's best nonstandard unreal group
pfp: leoloric
header: jilatos
2/14/11-3/29/25: i will always love you, carter 🥔
turner coddlefish (aether); all high-end raid content cleared
my raid group is the world's best nonstandard unreal group
pfp: leoloric
header: jilatos
2/14/11-3/29/25: i will always love you, carter 🥔
Pinned
our first photo together and our last photo together, with 4072 days of love, silliness, and joy in between
thank you for everything, carter. you saved my life.
thank you for everything, carter. you saved my life.
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The squeegee when i forget to add enough cleaning spray to the window
January 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The squeegee when i forget to add enough cleaning spray to the window
oh people are NOT playing around with this light grind
January 30, 2026 at 12:19 AM
oh people are NOT playing around with this light grind
how long do we have until they implement anti-ilvl cheese for leveling roulette the way they did alliance roulette
and completely unrelatedly, i will probably be done with light either tomorrow or saturday
and completely unrelatedly, i will probably be done with light either tomorrow or saturday
January 30, 2026 at 12:03 AM
how long do we have until they implement anti-ilvl cheese for leveling roulette the way they did alliance roulette
and completely unrelatedly, i will probably be done with light either tomorrow or saturday
and completely unrelatedly, i will probably be done with light either tomorrow or saturday
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Happy to have another excuse to write about Final Fantasy 11, which recently broke in the exact right way to force its Games Masters into doing something extremely funny:
After a server glitch, Final Fantasy 11 is dispatching Game Masters to manually assassinate bugged monsters just so the game knows they're really dead: 'God personally stepping in to correct the world...
Sometimes there's only one way to be sure.
www.pcgamer.com
January 29, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Happy to have another excuse to write about Final Fantasy 11, which recently broke in the exact right way to force its Games Masters into doing something extremely funny:
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i made a helpful reference
September 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
i made a helpful reference
BY THE SKIN OF MY FUCKING TEETH HOLY SHIT
January 29, 2026 at 7:19 AM
BY THE SKIN OF MY FUCKING TEETH HOLY SHIT
youtu.be/az4LMRpggig?... no contest. this is the scene that got me to watch the show.
January 29, 2026 at 5:48 AM
youtu.be/az4LMRpggig?... no contest. this is the scene that got me to watch the show.
level 70 brd in castrum abania hadn't finished their job quests so they still had straight shot instead of refulgent arrow. when i reminded them to finish their job quests they said they forgot. like girl are you fucking stupid
January 28, 2026 at 8:54 PM
level 70 brd in castrum abania hadn't finished their job quests so they still had straight shot instead of refulgent arrow. when i reminded them to finish their job quests they said they forgot. like girl are you fucking stupid
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QUEEN DON'T JUST FUCKING STAND THERE, HIT THE FUCKING BOSS, JESUS CHRIST YOU DUMB WHORE
January 28, 2026 at 8:02 PM
QUEEN DON'T JUST FUCKING STAND THERE, HIT THE FUCKING BOSS, JESUS CHRIST YOU DUMB WHORE
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🚨 news event designed in a lab to appeal to me personally alert 🚨
The UK Court of Appeals has issued a judgement ruling that stealing in-game currency in Old School Runescape can be classified as criminal theft.
“They are capable of being subject to dishonest dealing which deprives their possessor of their use and value," ruled the Judge.
“They are capable of being subject to dishonest dealing which deprives their possessor of their use and value," ruled the Judge.
UK Court Rules Stealing Runescape Gold is Actually Criminal Theft
The decision is part of a lawsuit against a former Jagex developer who stole 705 billion gold pieces from players and sold them for Bitcoin
thisweekinvideogames.com
January 28, 2026 at 6:43 AM
🚨 news event designed in a lab to appeal to me personally alert 🚨
fuck it, sure, this was atrocious but it worked
January 28, 2026 at 6:02 AM
fuck it, sure, this was atrocious but it worked
okay, lindwurm is kind of a rude motherfucker
January 28, 2026 at 4:42 AM
okay, lindwurm is kind of a rude motherfucker
curtis vomited up my pop filter and then when i was going to get paper towels he ate the vomit and pop filter again
January 27, 2026 at 8:41 AM
curtis vomited up my pop filter and then when i was going to get paper towels he ate the vomit and pop filter again
what the fuck just happened
January 27, 2026 at 4:21 AM
what the fuck just happened
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curtis ate my headset mic’s pop filter while i was at school and gavin was at work. cool. excellent. awesome.
January 26, 2026 at 9:26 PM
curtis ate my headset mic’s pop filter while i was at school and gavin was at work. cool. excellent. awesome.
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do i email my director asking if there is rehearsal given all of my classes today have gone remote due to the weather or do i just assume there is and risk a 45 minute walk in the cold (total) for nothing
January 26, 2026 at 4:42 PM
do i email my director asking if there is rehearsal given all of my classes today have gone remote due to the weather or do i just assume there is and risk a 45 minute walk in the cold (total) for nothing
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exploding this ast with my mind
January 26, 2026 at 3:50 PM
exploding this ast with my mind
-10, yeah absolutely not, i’m doing theory remote today
January 26, 2026 at 1:22 PM
-10, yeah absolutely not, i’m doing theory remote today