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21+ ONLY. 31/m/gay/he/him. tx native, mn transplant
turner coddlefish (aether); sextuple legend
my raid group is the world's best nonstandard unreal group
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2/14/11-3/29/25: i will always love you, carter 🥔
turner coddlefish (aether); sextuple legend
my raid group is the world's best nonstandard unreal group
pfp: leoloric
header: jilatos
2/14/11-3/29/25: i will always love you, carter 🥔
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our first photo together and our last photo together, with 4072 days of love, silliness, and joy in between
thank you for everything, carter. you saved my life.
thank you for everything, carter. you saved my life.
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who wants to buy me a 600 dollar keyboard 💚
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 AM
who wants to buy me a 600 dollar keyboard 💚
THE S KEY ON MY GAMER PANEL GOT STUCK OH FUCKING GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE GOD LET THIS JUST BE A ONE-TIME FLUKE
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
THE S KEY ON MY GAMER PANEL GOT STUCK OH FUCKING GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE GOD LET THIS JUST BE A ONE-TIME FLUKE
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i still don’t know why this happened. what did i do in a past life to deserve this
November 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
i still don’t know why this happened. what did i do in a past life to deserve this
gay people will be like she saved my life and she’s just the cunty chicken on the TOTOLE®️ granulated chicken flavor soup base mix
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
gay people will be like she saved my life and she’s just the cunty chicken on the TOTOLE®️ granulated chicken flavor soup base mix
for some reason my mother is convinced that panera is one of gavin’s favorite restaurants
November 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
for some reason my mother is convinced that panera is one of gavin’s favorite restaurants
you’d think that watching elementary would in fact EXCLUDE sherlock from being recommended to me
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
you’d think that watching elementary would in fact EXCLUDE sherlock from being recommended to me
i am so close to finally having erlkönig memorized…the second to last line is the only one not fully stuck in my brain but i am absolutely going to get it in there come hell or high water
November 23, 2025 at 8:11 AM
i am so close to finally having erlkönig memorized…the second to last line is the only one not fully stuck in my brain but i am absolutely going to get it in there come hell or high water
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i can’t decide if smiling friends is funny or stupid but they sure are putting pim in situations
November 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
i can’t decide if smiling friends is funny or stupid but they sure are putting pim in situations
i hate waking up to messages like this
November 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
i hate waking up to messages like this
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it is literally a chef's job to cook and serve leave him alone
Nintendo is seemingly rushing to remove user-made designs shared within Kirby Air Riders that feature fan-favorite character Chef Kawasaki dressed in a micro bikini. https://bit.ly/43L2cSJ
November 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
it is literally a chef's job to cook and serve leave him alone
did they ever figure out colony collapse disorder
November 22, 2025 at 5:58 AM
did they ever figure out colony collapse disorder
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I’ve heard there was a chord progression / that David played, for the love of Heaven / but I guess we’re called chord progressions “chords” now / it goes like this: the augIV, the maj7II /now you know what you have to do / click like and subscribe and leave a comment / hallelujah / hallelujah
November 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I’ve heard there was a chord progression / that David played, for the love of Heaven / but I guess we’re called chord progressions “chords” now / it goes like this: the augIV, the maj7II /now you know what you have to do / click like and subscribe and leave a comment / hallelujah / hallelujah
gavin’s laundry produces the STRANGEST lint i have ever seen. like for as long as i’ve been doing his laundry. which is like eight or nine years at this point. it’s just fucking STRANGE.
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
gavin’s laundry produces the STRANGEST lint i have ever seen. like for as long as i’ve been doing his laundry. which is like eight or nine years at this point. it’s just fucking STRANGE.
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The frontline PvP diehards on my timeline
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The frontline PvP diehards on my timeline
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
i missed the window to get metroid milk :( they were all dated for the 6th
November 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
i missed the window to get metroid milk :( they were all dated for the 6th
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defeat five riders in a single survival challenge is toxic as fuck
November 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
defeat five riders in a single survival challenge is toxic as fuck
JBTHRHJEBEOPFICOSBWJEJWODTHHRUDIDIWH???????
November 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
JBTHRHJEBEOPFICOSBWJEJWODTHHRUDIDIWH???????
okay does anyone know what counts as progress on this mission? it’s not during races and it’s not cappys in the overworld.
November 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
okay does anyone know what counts as progress on this mission? it’s not during races and it’s not cappys in the overworld.
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What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/