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@ihatebard.bsky.social
21+ ONLY. 31/m/gay/he/him. tx native, mn transplant
turner coddlefish (aether); sextuple legend
my raid group is the world's best nonstandard unreal group
pfp: leoloric
header: jilatos
2/14/11-3/29/25: i will always love you, carter 🥔
turner coddlefish (aether); sextuple legend
my raid group is the world's best nonstandard unreal group
pfp: leoloric
header: jilatos
2/14/11-3/29/25: i will always love you, carter 🥔
i still don’t know why this happened. what did i do in a past life to deserve this
November 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
i still don’t know why this happened. what did i do in a past life to deserve this
gay people will be like she saved my life and she’s just the cunty chicken on the TOTOLE®️ granulated chicken flavor soup base mix
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
gay people will be like she saved my life and she’s just the cunty chicken on the TOTOLE®️ granulated chicken flavor soup base mix
you’d think that watching elementary would in fact EXCLUDE sherlock from being recommended to me
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
you’d think that watching elementary would in fact EXCLUDE sherlock from being recommended to me
i hate waking up to messages like this
November 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
i hate waking up to messages like this
JBTHRHJEBEOPFICOSBWJEJWODTHHRUDIDIWH???????
November 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
JBTHRHJEBEOPFICOSBWJEJWODTHHRUDIDIWH???????
okay does anyone know what counts as progress on this mission? it’s not during races and it’s not cappys in the overworld.
November 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
okay does anyone know what counts as progress on this mission? it’s not during races and it’s not cappys in the overworld.
do y’all think sakurai knew he was inventing an entirely new way to shitpost
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 AM
do y’all think sakurai knew he was inventing an entirely new way to shitpost
rusurper's drag race
November 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
rusurper's drag race
hooray!! 🎉🎉
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
hooray!! 🎉🎉
okay that is MUCH easier than what i was doing yesterday lol
November 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
okay that is MUCH easier than what i was doing yesterday lol
STANFORD PINES, I REBUKE THEE
November 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
STANFORD PINES, I REBUKE THEE
i’m gonna fucking hurl
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
i’m gonna fucking hurl
lol this was supposed to just be a practice run but early gravity suit really is a fuckin game changer lmfao
November 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
lol this was supposed to just be a practice run but early gravity suit really is a fuckin game changer lmfao
what the FUCK did i just do
November 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
what the FUCK did i just do
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EAT SHIT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!! AIN’T!!!!!!!!! NOTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
November 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EAT SHIT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!! AIN’T!!!!!!!!! NOTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
does mercurysteam know how funny this scene is. like why did they just pan over to samus watching this thing die without a single reaction from her
November 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM
does mercurysteam know how funny this scene is. like why did they just pan over to samus watching this thing die without a single reaction from her
…how…does that happen…
November 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
…how…does that happen…
still thinking about this. still thinking about the fact that i am in this picture. i sang in distant fucking worlds last night, y’all!!!!!!!!!
November 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
still thinking about this. still thinking about the fact that i am in this picture. i sang in distant fucking worlds last night, y’all!!!!!!!!!
oh okay. werk.
November 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
oh okay. werk.
and to top it all off, a pic with THE amanda achen!!!!!!!
November 16, 2025 at 4:31 AM
and to top it all off, a pic with THE amanda achen!!!!!!!
