Ieda Marcondes
@iedamarcondes.com
Formada em cinema com pós-graduação em jornalismo cultural.
Publicações em iedamarcondes.com e na Folha de S. Paulo.
💌 ieda@iedamarcondes.com
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🚫 IA é um insulto à vida
❤️🔥 Fix your hearts or die
Publicações em iedamarcondes.com e na Folha de S. Paulo.
💌 ieda@iedamarcondes.com
📌 Links no post afixado
🚫 IA é um insulto à vida
❤️🔥 Fix your hearts or die
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Ieda Marcondes
@iedamarcondes.com
· Feb 13
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Ieda Marcondes
🎂 1986, São Paulo
🧠 Neurodivergente | 🏳️🌈 Bi
🎓 Cinema, pós em jornalismo cultural
💼 Crítica, pesquisa, roteiro e produção (me contrate!)
✍️ Site
💌 ieda@iedamarcondes.com
📢 Canal do Telegram
📰 Folha de S. Paulo
🎙️ Podcasts
🎬 Letterboxd
❤️ Apoie o meu trabalho!
Ieda Marcondes
🎂 1986, São Paulo
🧠 Neurodivergente | 🏳️🌈 Bi
🎓 Cinema, pós em jornalismo cultural
💼 Crítica, pesquisa, roteiro e produção (me contrate!)
✍️ Site
💌 ieda@iedamarcondes.com
📢 Canal do Telegram
📰 Folha de S. Paulo
🎙️ Podcasts
🎬 Letterboxd
❤️ Apoie o meu trabalho!
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Your daily reminder that subtitle viewers (particularly on streaming platforms) are treated like trash. I have experienced a demoralizing amount of obvious ai subtitles over the last year that clearly didn't get a single check for accuracy.
Pay me to do this.
Pay me to do this.
Joe: “I bid you adieu.”
Cat: “I bid you adieu.”
Peacock’s captions:
Cat: “I bid you adieu.”
Peacock’s captions:
February 12, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Your daily reminder that subtitle viewers (particularly on streaming platforms) are treated like trash. I have experienced a demoralizing amount of obvious ai subtitles over the last year that clearly didn't get a single check for accuracy.
Pay me to do this.
Pay me to do this.
O pior atributo do bluceteiro é a SEDE DE INFORMAR. Por favor, informem menos.
February 13, 2026 at 1:59 AM
O pior atributo do bluceteiro é a SEDE DE INFORMAR. Por favor, informem menos.
A minha televisão tem um lance de poder jogar usando a assinatura do xbox, sem console, e a mensalidade mais barata é 43 reais. É de foder, viu.
February 13, 2026 at 1:49 AM
A minha televisão tem um lance de poder jogar usando a assinatura do xbox, sem console, e a mensalidade mais barata é 43 reais. É de foder, viu.
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Heck yeah!
Also need this energy and action for @discord.com BS partnership with Persona AND IDs check ins. Screw the surveillance state!
Also need this energy and action for @discord.com BS partnership with Persona AND IDs check ins. Screw the surveillance state!
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Flock off
buff.ly
February 13, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Heck yeah!
Also need this energy and action for @discord.com BS partnership with Persona AND IDs check ins. Screw the surveillance state!
Also need this energy and action for @discord.com BS partnership with Persona AND IDs check ins. Screw the surveillance state!
Como é ruim a quarta temporada de For All Mankind, ooff
February 13, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Como é ruim a quarta temporada de For All Mankind, ooff
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“O Morro dos Ventos Uivantes” me lembra Tim Burton – não por qualquer semelhança estética ou temática, mas pelo aceleradíssimo processo de caricaturização de si mesma de Emerald Fennell, algo que o diretor de "Beetlejuice" levou décadas para concluir.
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www.iedamarcondes.com/o-titulo-das...
O título das aspas uivantes - Ieda Marcondes
Com "O Morro dos Ventos Uivantes", a diretora Emerald Fennell trucida mais um clássico da literatura inglesa.
www.iedamarcondes.com
February 11, 2026 at 11:21 PM
“O Morro dos Ventos Uivantes” me lembra Tim Burton – não por qualquer semelhança estética ou temática, mas pelo aceleradíssimo processo de caricaturização de si mesma de Emerald Fennell, algo que o diretor de "Beetlejuice" levou décadas para concluir.
www.iedamarcondes.com/o-titulo-das...
www.iedamarcondes.com/o-titulo-das...
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Someone told me lately "Bluesky is just like Twitter." I argued that was untrue on the basis that last time I had a Twitter account most times I got a new follower their bio said "single & looking for fun" & here when I get a new follower it tends to say something like "professor of rare moths".
February 12, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Someone told me lately "Bluesky is just like Twitter." I argued that was untrue on the basis that last time I had a Twitter account most times I got a new follower their bio said "single & looking for fun" & here when I get a new follower it tends to say something like "professor of rare moths".
Bom, eu que me foda então
February 12, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Bom, eu que me foda então
"a caricature of lust that befits this unconvincingly erotic adaptation of a Victorian-era novel written by a virgin."
damn.
damn.
Turn-ons of Emerald Fennell’s WUTHERING HEIGHTS include raw eggs, rainstorms, dog collars, horse bridles, paper mushrooms and aspic-smothered fish — a caricature of lust that befits this unconvincingly erotic adaptation of a Victorian-era novel written by a virgin.
www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
Review: 'Wuthering Heights' is a bold, filthy fantasy — but these moors need more erotic heat
Emerald Fennell, the provocateur of 'Saltburn' and 'Promising Young Woman,' struggles to burn down the screen even with Margot Robbie, Jacob Elordi and a tinderbox of kinks.
www.latimes.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:46 AM
"a caricature of lust that befits this unconvincingly erotic adaptation of a Victorian-era novel written by a virgin."
damn.
damn.
Não sei os detalhes da morte do James Van Der Beek, não sei o envolvimento dos amigos dele, mas o que me deixa puta é que não teve um ator, diretor ou produtor mais bem sucedido que virasse pra ele e dissesse "fica tranquilo, eu pago o teu tratamento inteiro".
February 12, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Não sei os detalhes da morte do James Van Der Beek, não sei o envolvimento dos amigos dele, mas o que me deixa puta é que não teve um ator, diretor ou produtor mais bem sucedido que virasse pra ele e dissesse "fica tranquilo, eu pago o teu tratamento inteiro".
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This billboard from Neon after the Oscars snubbed No Other Choice is taking me out 😂😭😂😭😂
They don’t deserve you, Park Chan-wook
They don’t deserve you, Park Chan-wook
February 11, 2026 at 1:34 AM
This billboard from Neon after the Oscars snubbed No Other Choice is taking me out 😂😭😂😭😂
They don’t deserve you, Park Chan-wook
They don’t deserve you, Park Chan-wook
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been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis
February 11, 2026 at 10:48 PM
been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis
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Se você por acaso sabe algo da localização desses data centers que a empresa não quis revelar "por questões de segurança", você pode falar comigo de maneira segura via Signal em laisfm.02 ou email laisfm@proton.me: 🙃
Microsoft inaugura data centers de IA no Brasil em São Paulo | G1
Com investimento de R$ 14,7 bilhões, a Microsoft inaugura data centers de IA em São Paulo e planeja capacitar 5 milhões de brasileiros em tecnologia até 2027.
g1.globo.com
February 11, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Se você por acaso sabe algo da localização desses data centers que a empresa não quis revelar "por questões de segurança", você pode falar comigo de maneira segura via Signal em laisfm.02 ou email laisfm@proton.me: 🙃
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Yet another indictment of the United States health system that James Van Der Beek’s wife and six kids need a gofundme because his unsuccessful cancer treatment destroyed them financially
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
Donate to Support for James Van Der Beek's Family, organized by Jason K
James Van Der Beek was a beloved husband, father, and friend who touched the lives of … Jason K needs your support for Support for James Van Der Beek's Family
www.gofundme.com
February 12, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Yet another indictment of the United States health system that James Van Der Beek’s wife and six kids need a gofundme because his unsuccessful cancer treatment destroyed them financially
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
Tema "deixa a Ieda quietinha", eu vou dormir num quarto sozinha e todo mundo faz silêncio
Qual seria o seu tema de festa do líder no BBB?
February 12, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Tema "deixa a Ieda quietinha", eu vou dormir num quarto sozinha e todo mundo faz silêncio
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too many kids today have never destroyed the family PC with sketchy downloads
you must learn to fear Computer before you can properly wield Computer
you must learn to fear Computer before you can properly wield Computer
folks today don't know the abject fear of inadvertently downloading, for the first (and only lol) time, a .exe file from kazaa or limewire and it shows
def one of those "it only takes one time to learn" but oooo boy at what cost for that single instance
def one of those "it only takes one time to learn" but oooo boy at what cost for that single instance
February 12, 2026 at 2:08 AM
too many kids today have never destroyed the family PC with sketchy downloads
you must learn to fear Computer before you can properly wield Computer
you must learn to fear Computer before you can properly wield Computer
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Man I'm so goddamn sick of ai. "Wahhh you can't have a reasonable conversation about ai on here," yeah maybe be mad about the two year parade of scam artists and financial charlatans and environmental ruiners who have radicalized everyone against the spell check that agrees with you
February 12, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Man I'm so goddamn sick of ai. "Wahhh you can't have a reasonable conversation about ai on here," yeah maybe be mad about the two year parade of scam artists and financial charlatans and environmental ruiners who have radicalized everyone against the spell check that agrees with you
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In a Cineworld interview, Jacob Elordi reassured audiences that you need not search for "your Heathcliff," for "your Heathcliff will find you."
Bless this man, that is not the comfort he seems to think it is!
Bless this man, that is not the comfort he seems to think it is!
February 12, 2026 at 3:01 AM
In a Cineworld interview, Jacob Elordi reassured audiences that you need not search for "your Heathcliff," for "your Heathcliff will find you."
Bless this man, that is not the comfort he seems to think it is!
Bless this man, that is not the comfort he seems to think it is!
“O Morro dos Ventos Uivantes” me lembra Tim Burton – não por qualquer semelhança estética ou temática, mas pelo aceleradíssimo processo de caricaturização de si mesma de Emerald Fennell, algo que o diretor de "Beetlejuice" levou décadas para concluir.
www.iedamarcondes.com/o-titulo-das...
www.iedamarcondes.com/o-titulo-das...
O título das aspas uivantes - Ieda Marcondes
Com "O Morro dos Ventos Uivantes", a diretora Emerald Fennell trucida mais um clássico da literatura inglesa.
www.iedamarcondes.com
February 11, 2026 at 11:21 PM
“O Morro dos Ventos Uivantes” me lembra Tim Burton – não por qualquer semelhança estética ou temática, mas pelo aceleradíssimo processo de caricaturização de si mesma de Emerald Fennell, algo que o diretor de "Beetlejuice" levou décadas para concluir.
www.iedamarcondes.com/o-titulo-das...
www.iedamarcondes.com/o-titulo-das...
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Death continues taking THE WRONG FUCKING PEOPLE
February 11, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Death continues taking THE WRONG FUCKING PEOPLE
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In 2019, Tig Notaro did a really funny series called "Under a Rock," in which she would interview famous people she had never heard of, all the while trying to guess who they were. One of my favorite episodes was with James Van Der Beek, who was lovely.
James Van Der Beek Doesn't Believe in Astrology | Under A Rock with Tig Notaro
YouTube video by Funny Or Die
youtu.be
February 11, 2026 at 7:45 PM
In 2019, Tig Notaro did a really funny series called "Under a Rock," in which she would interview famous people she had never heard of, all the while trying to guess who they were. One of my favorite episodes was with James Van Der Beek, who was lovely.
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Damn, @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social's got hands today.
February 11, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Damn, @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social's got hands today.
Desde que minha mãe morreu, tenho ficado na casa do meu pai cuidando dele, aí hoje vim pra minha casa só dar água para as plantas (já perdi algumas) e chorei, chorei, chorei, chorei. É só isso o post.
February 11, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Desde que minha mãe morreu, tenho ficado na casa do meu pai cuidando dele, aí hoje vim pra minha casa só dar água para as plantas (já perdi algumas) e chorei, chorei, chorei, chorei. É só isso o post.