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Ieda Marcondes
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Formada em cinema com pós-graduação em jornalismo cultural.
Publicações em iedamarcondes.com e na Folha de S. Paulo.

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Ieda Marcondes
🎂 1986, São Paulo
🧠 Neurodivergente | 🏳️‍🌈 Bi
🎓 Cinema, pós em jornalismo cultural
💼 Crítica, pesquisa, roteiro e produção (me contrate!)

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No bullshit, I'm that guy. I'm the guy who took community college film classes with an honest to God Quentin Tarantino poster on my wall. Not just of his movies. Of him. I was the very quintessence of a Tarantino fanboy.

So when I'm officially done with his shit, something has gone very wrong.
December 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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The anti-intellectualism modern art haters who criticized abstract paintings like Rothko as “anyone can do that” are now malignant AI ‘Artists’ who praise AI because “anyone can do it”
December 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Tava pensando lá nos primórdios da internet, quando as empresas perceberam que encher o site de pop-up desagradava os usuários e aí, por um breve período, PARARAM DE USAR. Que conceito doido, né? Ouvir as queixas do usuário e não querer ditar o que ele tem de aturar.
As redes sociais do Zucka são inviáveis, indefensáveis. Eu tô planejando a viagem da semana que vem, e, sempre que clico num link que por acidente vai parar no FB ou no IG, a merda do browser perde a função "voltar". Essas desgraças dessas redes são feitas pra vcs nunca sair delas. Que lixo.
December 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
But doctor... I am Elon Musk
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 7, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Tarantino parado na cozinha da casa dele às 3h da manhã se perguntando que COITADO ele pode xingar publicamente.
December 6, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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tarantino espero que o próximo pé que tu for chupar esteja com frieira seu xexelento
Matthew Lillard reacts to Quentin Tarantino's comments about him

"Quentin Tarantino says he doesn't like me as an actor ... it hurts your feelings, it fucking sucks, and he wouldn't say that to Tom Cruise ... or a top-line actor ... It's humbling, and it hurts"
December 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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The binary mindset that we either get a Netflix/WB or a Paramount/WB is *completely untrue*. Warner Bros without its dying cable channels can be a profitable company, as it was this year. All of these merger offers are illegal, and state AGs can challenge them and win.
December 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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A fun fact about the Candyman movies is that the first two had a renowned Bee Guy doing Bee Wrangling for the films but with the third movie Candyman Day of the Dead being low budget they assumed they couldn’t afford the renowned Bee Man but he was like “no…this is about the bees” and came back
December 6, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Cara, em tempos de vacas nem tão gordas, mas também nem tão magras, eu adorava dar presente. Mesmo sem data comemorativa, sempre que ia encontrar alguém, eu levava um chocolate pra dar, alguma coisinha. Eu odeio não poder ser uma pessoa mais generosa.
Eu adoro encontrar itens que combinam muito com uma pessoa, queria ser ricaça só pra poder comprar pra elas e dar de presente pq “isso aí foi feito pra VC”
December 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Eu nem caracterizaria as três coisas como dragões. Harry Potter é um chihuahua e BBT é um pinscher.
December 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Pelo amor de deus, essa vacina custa 900 reais. Faça alguma coisa, Zé Gotinha!!
December 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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In a joint post with the Committee for the First Amendment, Jane Fonda is weighing in on Netflix’s $82.7 billion deal to acquire Warner Bros. bit.ly/48UEvu2
December 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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"Meu filho é maestro e ouviu o anel do nibelungo num video de tiktok"
Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos says BARBIE and OPPENHEIMER would have been just as big on Netflix.

“There’s no reason to believe that the movie itself is better in any size of screen for all people. My son’s an editor, he watched ‘Lawrence of Arabia’ on his phone.”

via
@nytimes
December 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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After the recent joy of Hard Boiled in a packed theater it hit me that one of the tragedies of capitalism’s manifestation of our tech age is that on top of imprisoning us in gilded cages disconnected from shared reality, they are transforming communal experience into an expensive, uncommon novelty.
James Gunn says theatrical releases are “incredibly important” for DC after the Warner Bros & Netflix merger news

“The communal theatrical experience is something that is incredibly important & remarkably well suited to our big spectacle films”

(Source: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...)
December 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Netflix, which rarely carries a single movie from before 1980, wants you to know how thrilled they are to acquire that classic piece of franchise IP, Casablanca
December 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Banheiro feminino sem gancho pra pendurar bolsa, sacola etc é misoginia (semi-brincando).
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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The following is a statement from the WGA on the Acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery by Netflix.
December 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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"Consumer-friendly," of course, probably means Netflix subscribers. This schmuck is saying it out loud before the goddamn ink is dry. "Windows will evolve." Because everyone famously loves how Netflix is handling its current theatrical releases!
Netflix CEO Ted Sarandos says the streamer has no "opposition" to releasing Warner Bros. movies in theaters, but hints that "windows will evolve to be much more consumer friendly."

variety.com/2025/film/ne...
December 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Just thinking about how fucked up mega-rich people must be, because they can't even enjoy their money properly, because the most enjoyable thing to do with money is to use it to fix people's problems.
December 6, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Left-wing populism: this is monopolistic behavior
Right-wing populism: If this cartoon character does not fuck girls I will set off a fertilizer bomb
bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
December 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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But wait a second, the only way this would automatically spit out porn is if that’s what everyone who claims it’s for productivity was secretly using it for
This was just sent to me by an LAUSD parent. A 4th grader was assigned to design a book cover for Pippi Longstocking using Adobe for Education. Here is what the AI tool generated:
December 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
A Livraria Cultura dava um VR de 7 reais. Isso mesmo, 7 reais. Pra comer na Av. Paulista. No fim do mês, isso dava 210 reais. Ou seja, receber 40 pra "gastar como quiser" é uma miséria.
VAZOU: vazou o email do voucher natalino de QUARENTA PILAS do Estadão. A escolha é sua (de ser um fodido)!!!!!
December 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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That much money financing games by actual game developers would have financed 150+ of the highest budget AAA games, and the several orders of magnitude more jobs to produce them. Instead it was burned failing to produce advertiser-safe Second Life.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM