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There should be 'dry roasted' crisps.
April 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
There should be 'dry roasted' crisps.
Awful take. Comfort is key, fellas.
Men who wear jogging bottoms when catching a flight are lowest of the low. Travelling by plane is no reason to dress like a toddler.
March 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Awful take. Comfort is key, fellas.
I felt this
I'm not fussed if the people I meet don't like me. But if a new dog doesn't wag its tail and seem happy to talk to me then I will spend the rest of the day trying to work out why and what I could have done differently.
March 23, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I felt this
"Absolutely reeks of fuck musk in here!"
Fuck musk is also the smell in a room when people have recently had sex in there
New York City
February 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
"Absolutely reeks of fuck musk in here!"
Dunno, but all I want for Christmas is their away kit.
February 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Dunno, but all I want for Christmas is their away kit.
Getting to the end of Mortimer and Whitehead Gone Fishing. Little bit upsetting. Delightful bit of telly, it is.
February 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Getting to the end of Mortimer and Whitehead Gone Fishing. Little bit upsetting. Delightful bit of telly, it is.
I refuse to believe you wouldn't just start a new game with a partner or stranger in that time.
I'm still 'it' from the last ever game I played back in 1979. It's haunted me ever since and it's all because my mum called me in for tea before I could get rid it. Who needs a mother like that?
February 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I refuse to believe you wouldn't just start a new game with a partner or stranger in that time.
Vastly
Fig rolls and malted milk. Underrated.
January 28, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Vastly
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I forever associate this type of vista with jumpscare
'Downland Ways, Fulking', Christopher Osborne, oil on canvas, contemporary.
January 23, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I forever associate this type of vista with jumpscare
It definitely was though, wasn't it?
January 21, 2025 at 9:59 AM
It definitely was though, wasn't it?
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REMINDER: Given the chance, you should always punch a Nazi.
January 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
REMINDER: Given the chance, you should always punch a Nazi.
Hahaha Newcastle can fuck off as well! 😂😂
January 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Hahaha Newcastle can fuck off as well! 😂😂
Campaign for football commentators to stop saying 'in and around' when they really mean 'around'.
January 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Campaign for football commentators to stop saying 'in and around' when they really mean 'around'.
I fucking bet you are, mate!
January 17, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I fucking bet you are, mate!
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Convince colleagues your head is shrinking by wearing identical hats to work in increasingly larger sizes.
January 15, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Convince colleagues your head is shrinking by wearing identical hats to work in increasingly larger sizes.
Musk's a weird cat, isn't he. Fucking robot.
January 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Musk's a weird cat, isn't he. Fucking robot.