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TesticleOReilly
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Liver, laugher, lover
Do I want a pink hoodie?
November 12, 2025 at 1:45 PM
11th November and I've just been Whamageddoned.

Fuming.
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
It's what Jesus would have eaten
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Kris Jenner is 70 years old.

Hear me out.
November 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The caveman section gave me nightmares for years.
TONIGHT! TONIGHT! Join us for the greatest night of the week, #HorrorWatch! Oh what fun we shall have, my bouncing baby gargoyles, as we watch Altered States!
SEE a man get into a tank and trip balls!
WATCH as he sees a weird jesus goat thingy!
WITNESS him turn into a neanderthal and MURDER
November 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
May I ask what the fuck that dad at an old-school rave John Lewis advert has to do with Christmas?
November 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Sorry, can't make it tonight, I'm busy eating French onion soup and cheese and ham toasties.
November 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Thursday
November 6, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Monday
November 3, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Testicle's top tip: when they're nearly done, throw the chips in with the chicken Kievs so when the butter leaks out your chips soak up all the garlic.

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November 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Sunday
November 2, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Aspas just asked Wirtz if he was taking the piss.
November 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I'm not one for hyper bowl but Ekitike might be the new Messi
November 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Well. SOMEONE won't be getting any of my vast chocolate stash.
November 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Attention: no matter what happens, it's just a game played by overpaid athletes. No-one's life will be changed because of the result.

Thanks for listening x
November 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
November 1, 2025 at 1:28 PM
November 1, 2025 at 12:49 PM
“As users ‘dislike’ posts, the system will learn what sort of content they want to see less of. This will help to inform more than just how content is ranked in feeds, but also reply rankings.”
Bluesky hits 40 million users, introduces 'dislikes' beta | TechCrunch
As users "dislike" posts, the system will learn what sort of content they want to see less of. This will help to inform more than just how content is ranked in feeds, but also reply rankings.
techcrunch.com
November 1, 2025 at 10:52 AM
October 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
0 pints
October 31, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Lads, what annoys you about getting old?

I'll start with constantly getting out of the car to go back and check I've locked the door I've just locked 30 seconds ago.
October 31, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Friday chippy?
October 31, 2025 at 12:36 PM
No Muslim or Sikh or Hindu has ever done me harm. Plenty of white Christians have, and the deeper into their religion they are the more vicious they tend to be.
UK: “A Catholic priest who admitted discussing bombing mosques & shooting black people in the head in neo-Nazi online chatrooms has been sentenced to a 12-month community order.

Father Mark Rowles, 57, went by "skinheadlad1488" in a chatroom called Aryan Reich Killers”

🚩Nazi Racists, everywhere.🤬
Cardiff Catholic priest Mark Rowles sentenced for sending racist neo-Nazi messages - BBC News
Father Mark Rowles was arrested by counter terror police for extreme right wing activity on social media.
www.bbc.com
October 31, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Friday
October 31, 2025 at 8:47 AM