Ian
@ian10.bsky.social
Full-blown nihilist and all-around horrible person with a questionable sense of humor.
NYI/LFC. Lax bro. Taylor Ham enthusiast. 201.
He/him
NYI/LFC. Lax bro. Taylor Ham enthusiast. 201.
He/him
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Haha that means he didn't watch kid rock
February 9, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Haha that means he didn't watch kid rock
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Sam Darnold threw for 300+ yards three times this season
Dilfer did so five times IN HIS ENTIRE CAREER
Dilfer did so five times IN HIS ENTIRE CAREER
I see some of you comparing Sam Darnold to Trent Dilfer and I'm just not gonna stand for it
February 9, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Sam Darnold threw for 300+ yards three times this season
Dilfer did so five times IN HIS ENTIRE CAREER
Dilfer did so five times IN HIS ENTIRE CAREER
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THE SICKOS COMMITTEE 60TH BIG GAME MVP
February 9, 2026 at 3:56 AM
THE SICKOS COMMITTEE 60TH BIG GAME MVP
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No ICE at the Super Bowl.
None. Zero.
None. Zero.
also, can we recognize how absolutely full of shit kristi noem's ICE threat was. they are so much weaker than they want you to believe. we are going to win.
February 9, 2026 at 3:54 AM
No ICE at the Super Bowl.
None. Zero.
None. Zero.
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Patriots getting absolutely smoked with a Super Bowl halftime show fully in Spanish.
Metaphors are fun.
Metaphors are fun.
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Patriots getting absolutely smoked with a Super Bowl halftime show fully in Spanish.
Metaphors are fun.
Metaphors are fun.
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“Nothing tastes as good as gettin your lick back” I know that’s right Marshawn
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
“Nothing tastes as good as gettin your lick back” I know that’s right Marshawn
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Two straight blowouts, why should the AFC get an automatic Super Bowl berth?
We are seeing a blowout in the Super Bowl. Should the NFL panic and change the entire playoff format?
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Two straight blowouts, why should the AFC get an automatic Super Bowl berth?
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Turning Point USA to Air Alternative Super Bowl Where Patriots Win
thehardtimes.net/culture/turn...
thehardtimes.net/culture/turn...
Turning Point USA to Air Alternative Super Bowl Where Patriots Win
Conservative organization Turning Point USA will air an alternative Super Bowl that will give victory to the New England Patriots.
thehardtimes.net
February 9, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Turning Point USA to Air Alternative Super Bowl Where Patriots Win
thehardtimes.net/culture/turn...
thehardtimes.net/culture/turn...
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It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
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- AI
- AI
- Gamble from your phone
- AI
- Beer
- You're fat
- Gamble from your phone
- AI
- Cyber security
- Mr. Roger's Mortgages
- AI
- Erotic vodka drinking robots
- Fat is bad
- AI
- Beer
- AI
- Gamble from your phone
- Do your taxes
- AI
- Beer
- AI
- AI
- Gamble from your phone
- AI
- Beer
- You're fat
- Gamble from your phone
- AI
- Cyber security
- Mr. Roger's Mortgages
- AI
- Erotic vodka drinking robots
- Fat is bad
- AI
- Beer
- AI
- Gamble from your phone
- Do your taxes
- AI
- Beer
- AI
February 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
- AI
- AI
- Gamble from your phone
- AI
- Beer
- You're fat
- Gamble from your phone
- AI
- Cyber security
- Mr. Roger's Mortgages
- AI
- Erotic vodka drinking robots
- Fat is bad
- AI
- Beer
- AI
- Gamble from your phone
- Do your taxes
- AI
- Beer
- AI
- AI
- Gamble from your phone
- AI
- Beer
- You're fat
- Gamble from your phone
- AI
- Cyber security
- Mr. Roger's Mortgages
- AI
- Erotic vodka drinking robots
- Fat is bad
- AI
- Beer
- AI
- Gamble from your phone
- Do your taxes
- AI
- Beer
- AI
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“Robert Kraft has been at every Patriots Super Bowl”
You know where else he’s been? Epstein island
You know where else he’s been? Epstein island
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
“Robert Kraft has been at every Patriots Super Bowl”
You know where else he’s been? Epstein island
You know where else he’s been? Epstein island
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Keep seeing the misinformation that this was Liam on here--has been reported that it was not
A Reddit user identifies the boy who took a Grammy from Bad Bunny in the halftime show as five-year-old model Lincoln Fox and says that he was meant to represent Bad Bunny as a child www.instagram.com/the_lincfox/... www.reddit.com/user/BabySea...
February 9, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Keep seeing the misinformation that this was Liam on here--has been reported that it was not
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Despite my best efforts, too many people still don’t know about Mike Tirico. Here’s what I wrote about him in my book:
February 2, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Despite my best efforts, too many people still don’t know about Mike Tirico. Here’s what I wrote about him in my book:
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Patriots have been getting bullied all night. You love to see it lol
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Patriots have been getting bullied all night. You love to see it lol
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PSA: SEAHAWKS KICKER JASON MYERS IS NOW ON THE SUPER BOWL MVP BALLOT
VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES
www.nfl.com/super-bowl/m...
VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES
www.nfl.com/super-bowl/m...
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
PSA: SEAHAWKS KICKER JASON MYERS IS NOW ON THE SUPER BOWL MVP BALLOT
VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES
www.nfl.com/super-bowl/m...
VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES
www.nfl.com/super-bowl/m...
Get that QB the fuck off the field
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Get that QB the fuck off the field
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The Champions League final in Germany last year opened with Linkin Park
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
The Champions League final in Germany last year opened with Linkin Park
That punt was beautiful.
February 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
That punt was beautiful.
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I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
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No AI system could ever come up with "Live, Laugh, Punt' and all the other slogans the Committee has pioneered.
We promise you only the most bespoke, hand crafted posts. No AI, no LLMs, just humans using their limited time on this planet to make you laugh and think.
February 9, 2026 at 2:41 AM
No AI system could ever come up with "Live, Laugh, Punt' and all the other slogans the Committee has pioneered.
Latest of late stage capitalism
Between crypto, surveillance technology, and sort of gruesome and depressing obesity drug commercials, nothing like the Super Bowl ad breaks to remind you we live in hell
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Latest of late stage capitalism