Amber Marshall
@iamxadoc.bsky.social
"Like a normal person, but with brightness, contrast and volume turned up to full..."
I keep bees, children, & husband, with varying degrees of success. Sometimes I make jewellery. I swear quite a lot. Been known to write comedy. COQLer. She/her
I keep bees, children, & husband, with varying degrees of success. Sometimes I make jewellery. I swear quite a lot. Been known to write comedy. COQLer. She/her
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People often tell me i'm the most Sceptical person they've ever met, but I find that hard to believe.
February 24, 2025 at 9:17 AM
People often tell me i'm the most Sceptical person they've ever met, but I find that hard to believe.
No effing way. They made the orange buffoon Time Magazine person of the year and not the bloody legend that is Gisele Pelicot!?!
December 13, 2024 at 1:52 PM
No effing way. They made the orange buffoon Time Magazine person of the year and not the bloody legend that is Gisele Pelicot!?!
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We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.
December 2, 2024 at 2:08 AM
We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.
Captcha Stalemate...
I skipped it and answered one on stairs instead! 😂
I skipped it and answered one on stairs instead! 😂
November 30, 2024 at 12:51 PM
Captcha Stalemate...
I skipped it and answered one on stairs instead! 😂
I skipped it and answered one on stairs instead! 😂
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That bit in The Empire Strikes Back when they had to do connecting wall on Only Connect
November 25, 2024 at 3:14 PM
That bit in The Empire Strikes Back when they had to do connecting wall on Only Connect
November 23, 2024 at 9:19 AM
I'm not saying I'm old, but this month one of my uni housemates got a hip replacement and another friend was made a bishop...
47 is the new 87, guys!
47 is the new 87, guys!
November 23, 2024 at 6:37 AM
I'm not saying I'm old, but this month one of my uni housemates got a hip replacement and another friend was made a bishop...
47 is the new 87, guys!
47 is the new 87, guys!
No real idea what's the point of skirkle.me... But making pretty circles and posting them here distracts me from wanting to bang my head against the wall due to work issues! 😂
@skircle.bsky.social
@skircle.bsky.social
November 22, 2024 at 5:50 PM
No real idea what's the point of skirkle.me... But making pretty circles and posting them here distracts me from wanting to bang my head against the wall due to work issues! 😂
@skircle.bsky.social
@skircle.bsky.social
Well, this bears sharing...
2/6 Wordle 3 days in a row! 😮😁🤷♀️
Wordle 1,250 2/6*
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Wordle 1,252 2/6*
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2/6 Wordle 3 days in a row! 😮😁🤷♀️
Wordle 1,250 2/6*
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Wordle 1,251 2/6*
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November 22, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Well, this bears sharing...
2/6 Wordle 3 days in a row! 😮😁🤷♀️
Wordle 1,250 2/6*
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Wordle 1,251 2/6*
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Wordle 1,252 2/6*
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2/6 Wordle 3 days in a row! 😮😁🤷♀️
Wordle 1,250 2/6*
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Wordle 1,251 2/6*
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Holy crap! 😳
Good to know the local wildlife are plotting to kill us...
Clearly causing a burst pipe in the ceiling (they stripped the insulation) 2 years ago didn't send enough of a message!
🐭😈🐁👿🐭😈🐁👿🐭
Good to know the local wildlife are plotting to kill us...
Clearly causing a burst pipe in the ceiling (they stripped the insulation) 2 years ago didn't send enough of a message!
🐭😈🐁👿🐭😈🐁👿🐭
November 21, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Holy crap! 😳
Good to know the local wildlife are plotting to kill us...
Clearly causing a burst pipe in the ceiling (they stripped the insulation) 2 years ago didn't send enough of a message!
🐭😈🐁👿🐭😈🐁👿🐭
Good to know the local wildlife are plotting to kill us...
Clearly causing a burst pipe in the ceiling (they stripped the insulation) 2 years ago didn't send enough of a message!
🐭😈🐁👿🐭😈🐁👿🐭
Oh, this is brilliant!
If you still need to share a link to a tweet, but don't want to send people to Musk's cesspool - replace "x" with "xcancel" in the tweet link.
For example x.com/dril/status/...
becomes xcancel.com/dril/status/...
People will still see the tweet, but without going to Twitter.
For example x.com/dril/status/...
becomes xcancel.com/dril/status/...
People will still see the tweet, but without going to Twitter.
November 21, 2024 at 1:18 PM
Oh, this is brilliant!
This needs to be seen by more people!
You're welcome! 😂
You're welcome! 😂
November 21, 2024 at 1:05 PM
This needs to be seen by more people!
You're welcome! 😂
You're welcome! 😂
Arrgh!
OK Bluesky, one complaint. The deleting of half-written posts as I edit a photo to share is driving me nuts!
I return to this app and it refreshes and is gone!
Please! A temporary draft system or something!?
OK Bluesky, one complaint. The deleting of half-written posts as I edit a photo to share is driving me nuts!
I return to this app and it refreshes and is gone!
Please! A temporary draft system or something!?
November 21, 2024 at 10:53 AM
Arrgh!
OK Bluesky, one complaint. The deleting of half-written posts as I edit a photo to share is driving me nuts!
I return to this app and it refreshes and is gone!
Please! A temporary draft system or something!?
OK Bluesky, one complaint. The deleting of half-written posts as I edit a photo to share is driving me nuts!
I return to this app and it refreshes and is gone!
Please! A temporary draft system or something!?
Aha, the Bluesky algorithm is working! For me, at any rate.
While I had completely forgotten who I used to follow on Shitter™, familiar faces are turning up in my 🦋 feed anyway! Bonus! 👍
While I had completely forgotten who I used to follow on Shitter™, familiar faces are turning up in my 🦋 feed anyway! Bonus! 👍
In the real world, if you leave a pub because everybody is screaming abuse, there are constant fights, and you get no service because the spoiled brat of a landlord too busy sucking up to Nazis... nobody accuses you of vanishing into an elitist echo chamber.
Same applies online.
Same applies online.
November 21, 2024 at 8:37 AM
Aha, the Bluesky algorithm is working! For me, at any rate.
While I had completely forgotten who I used to follow on Shitter™, familiar faces are turning up in my 🦋 feed anyway! Bonus! 👍
While I had completely forgotten who I used to follow on Shitter™, familiar faces are turning up in my 🦋 feed anyway! Bonus! 👍
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Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, off.
November 20, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, off.
Flashback to the time a Chaser called me a genius...
I'll be taking no further questions, thank you.
@paulsinha.bsky.social
I'll be taking no further questions, thank you.
@paulsinha.bsky.social
November 20, 2024 at 11:41 AM
Flashback to the time a Chaser called me a genius...
I'll be taking no further questions, thank you.
@paulsinha.bsky.social
I'll be taking no further questions, thank you.
@paulsinha.bsky.social
Can't help but think Mr Kipling didn't plan this terribly well! 😂🤣😂
November 19, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Can't help but think Mr Kipling didn't plan this terribly well! 😂🤣😂
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If you bring central London to a halt in order to campaign against catastrophic climate change then you're a "barmy" eco "fanatic" who deserves to be locked up.
If you do the same to hang on to your multimillion pound inheritance tax exemption then you're a brave freedom fighter defying the odds
If you do the same to hang on to your multimillion pound inheritance tax exemption then you're a brave freedom fighter defying the odds
November 19, 2024 at 10:22 AM
If you bring central London to a halt in order to campaign against catastrophic climate change then you're a "barmy" eco "fanatic" who deserves to be locked up.
If you do the same to hang on to your multimillion pound inheritance tax exemption then you're a brave freedom fighter defying the odds
If you do the same to hang on to your multimillion pound inheritance tax exemption then you're a brave freedom fighter defying the odds
OK. I now realise that I *should* have kept some kind of record of the Twitter accounts I followed and loved *before* razing that shitshow to the ground...
Dammit.
I know I'm missing stuff. I just don't remember who/what yet!
Revolution comes with admin! 😂
Dammit.
I know I'm missing stuff. I just don't remember who/what yet!
Revolution comes with admin! 😂
November 18, 2024 at 5:20 PM
OK. I now realise that I *should* have kept some kind of record of the Twitter accounts I followed and loved *before* razing that shitshow to the ground...
Dammit.
I know I'm missing stuff. I just don't remember who/what yet!
Revolution comes with admin! 😂
Dammit.
I know I'm missing stuff. I just don't remember who/what yet!
Revolution comes with admin! 😂
Yay! Olaf Falafel is on Bluesky too! This just gets better and better!
Hi from JAMber in Stroud!
Hi from JAMber in Stroud!
Jokes about white sugar are rare.
Jokes about brown sugar… Demerara.
Jokes about brown sugar… Demerara.
November 16, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Yay! Olaf Falafel is on Bluesky too! This just gets better and better!
Hi from JAMber in Stroud!
Hi from JAMber in Stroud!
This is Trevor.
Trevor is the goodest bunny.
#DoubleLionhead
We didn't name him. He came to us called Trevor!
I'd have taken one look at his fluff and called him Einstein or something. Which would have been so so wrong... He's got all the intelligence of a brick. But he's very lovely! ❤️❤️🐇🐇❤️❤️
Trevor is the goodest bunny.
#DoubleLionhead
We didn't name him. He came to us called Trevor!
I'd have taken one look at his fluff and called him Einstein or something. Which would have been so so wrong... He's got all the intelligence of a brick. But he's very lovely! ❤️❤️🐇🐇❤️❤️
November 16, 2024 at 2:48 PM
This is Trevor.
Trevor is the goodest bunny.
#DoubleLionhead
We didn't name him. He came to us called Trevor!
I'd have taken one look at his fluff and called him Einstein or something. Which would have been so so wrong... He's got all the intelligence of a brick. But he's very lovely! ❤️❤️🐇🐇❤️❤️
Trevor is the goodest bunny.
#DoubleLionhead
We didn't name him. He came to us called Trevor!
I'd have taken one look at his fluff and called him Einstein or something. Which would have been so so wrong... He's got all the intelligence of a brick. But he's very lovely! ❤️❤️🐇🐇❤️❤️
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I actually don’t feel as fine as R.E.M. led me to believe I would
November 10, 2024 at 7:24 PM
I actually don’t feel as fine as R.E.M. led me to believe I would
Splendid. All is right with the world - WBA is on bluesky.
Now I just need WeRateDogs and ThereIsNoCatInThisImage and my Bluesky feed is set.
Trying to remember what else was on my Twitter feed before it became a dark and miserable place...
Now I just need WeRateDogs and ThereIsNoCatInThisImage and my Bluesky feed is set.
Trying to remember what else was on my Twitter feed before it became a dark and miserable place...
It’s lift off for our Bluesky account! Welcome aboard.
#WorldBollardAssociation🚀
#WorldBollardAssociation🚀
November 16, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Splendid. All is right with the world - WBA is on bluesky.
Now I just need WeRateDogs and ThereIsNoCatInThisImage and my Bluesky feed is set.
Trying to remember what else was on my Twitter feed before it became a dark and miserable place...
Now I just need WeRateDogs and ThereIsNoCatInThisImage and my Bluesky feed is set.
Trying to remember what else was on my Twitter feed before it became a dark and miserable place...
WTF is going on here at Blue Sky? People are civil to each other. People having intelligent discussions. People are spelling things correctly. I haven’t seen any racism or sexism.
I’m confused.
I’m confused.
a man in a lab coat is standing in front of a computer with the caption good to see you guys again
ALT: a man in a lab coat is standing in front of a computer with the caption good to see you guys again
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2024 at 1:00 PM