Slim Pickens
iamlazarusjones.bsky.social
Slim Pickens
@iamlazarusjones.bsky.social
I know a little about a lot and never enough to be helpful. A thicket of words.

Wherever you go, there you are.
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In several days you'll likely be sitting next to an ignorant relative who is 100% convinced he knows the difference between a sweet potato and a yam. Here's my primer on the topic. #thanksgiving #sweetpotato #yam #botany 🍠 colinpurrington.com/yams-versus-...
The difference between sweet potatoes and yams » Colin Purrington's blog
Every year at Thanksgiving, families in the United States sit down to argue about politics and the difference between sweet potatoes and yams. This page details how to tell them apart and explains how...
colinpurrington.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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WHY DINOSAURS? Official Trailer. Streaming worldwide very soon! Get updates at www.whydinosaurs.com #whydinosaurs #dinosaurs #fossils #paleontology #jurassicpark
November 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Oh you would like this in a plus size? Here is that same fabric cut into a tasteful sack. You're welcome.
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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i call the big one bitey
November 22, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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From: The Demon (1972), dir. Kihachiro Kawamoto
November 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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evergreen
November 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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🤔
November 22, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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What is happening with this pope?!
He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
So many artists who are like "Frankenstein's monster can't be sexy!"

And then you're like, oh man, does that mean you've drawn the Bride with like, a missing nose and mismatched parts? No? She's still just a hot lady with greenish skin and light stitching along the edge of her face? Ah, I see.
November 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Hi, looking for some illustration work at the moment, send me a message if you'd like some art for your project. You can also email me at olliemnjones@gmail.com
Thanks!
November 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Character design commissions are live!!!
October 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
After seeing the Legend of Zelda screenshots I'm desperate: let people age clothing in movies again. Please. Everything looks like cosplay.
November 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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That looks really good, coming out of the back of his neck there

www.fangamer.com/collections/...
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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This is a personal work, the first one in years, I could manage to spend some time on it despite all my current works, but I needed to do it and the most important thing, it’s probably one of the paintings I enjoyed most in a while!

Mil gracias @realgdt.bsky.social por esta obra maestra!
October 31, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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The notion abusers need to resort to conspiracies and subterfuge is more comforting than the truth that many people will readily look the other way when confronted with sexual violence if doing otherwise would even slightly inconvenience them
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Everyone thinks they will be the exception.

Serious illness or disability won’t happen to them and IF it does, they will be able to afford it.

The reality is it only takes one catastrophic event to change your life, especially in a country that doesn’t guarantee healthcare for all.
James Van Der Beek selling ‘Dawson’s Creek’ merch to help pay for cancer costs
The “Varsity Blues” star was diagnosed with stage 3 colorectal cancer last year.
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November 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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See, look, U.S.A., it's this easy

(and should have been done immediately upon the knowledge that these cheats and grifters were STEALING our work)
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!

Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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who cares about the mario galaxy trailer. final pam is back
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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I saw this earlier and this is definitely something I want to see blow up. 😭❤️
November 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Hilarious seeing an article arguing that the Creature isn't imperfect enough in Del Toro's 'Frankenstein' as if they left the room when he ripped that guys jaw off or hit a dude so hard his back collapsed backwards into a circle.
November 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Hostile Planet is officially LIVE on Kickstarter! This project has been in the works for 2+ years now and we're incredibly excited for it to come to light.

13 creators from across the globe telling stories about worlds after environmental collapse: www.kickstarter.com/projects/715...
November 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM