The Coward Papa Joe
@iamjoseph.bsky.social
I'm the worst combo of people skills and people person in that I'd love to be your friend but I'm so bad at making them
My profile pick is my face, a white guy with auburn hair and yellow tint glasses
Banner is my dog Milo
He/Him
43. Still a coward
My profile pick is my face, a white guy with auburn hair and yellow tint glasses
Banner is my dog Milo
He/Him
43. Still a coward
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Reminder: if your first interaction with my account is a follow you're getting blocked
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Abusers are always most violent when you try to leave.
January 24, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Abusers are always most violent when you try to leave.
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1/3 If lawful carry serves as a justification for lethal force, then we don't actually have a right to carry. A right that can be used as a retroactive justification for killing a person exercising it is not a right in any meaningful sense. You could build a broad coalition on that.
January 24, 2026 at 6:16 PM
1/3 If lawful carry serves as a justification for lethal force, then we don't actually have a right to carry. A right that can be used as a retroactive justification for killing a person exercising it is not a right in any meaningful sense. You could build a broad coalition on that.
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Arrest them before they leave the state
January 24, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Arrest them before they leave the state
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please help bex stay sheltered during radiation therapy for cancer!
if you have 50c, $1 or any little bits hanging around in your pp or account that you won't be using, i could really use it ❤️
it'll add up! 50c from a lot people is better than 0
please?
pp: paypal.me/thelongestroad
k: ko-fi.com/rebekamash
it'll add up! 50c from a lot people is better than 0
please?
pp: paypal.me/thelongestroad
k: ko-fi.com/rebekamash
January 24, 2026 at 5:16 PM
please help bex stay sheltered during radiation therapy for cancer!
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the words i long to speak are
"i kicked cancer's ass" 🥹
i hope to utter them soon ❤️
"i kicked cancer's ass" 🥹
i hope to utter them soon ❤️
January 24, 2026 at 1:37 PM
the words i long to speak are
"i kicked cancer's ass" 🥹
i hope to utter them soon ❤️
"i kicked cancer's ass" 🥹
i hope to utter them soon ❤️
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Quit voting for ICE funding. That’d help.
Today we marched together in below zero weather. Thanks to the thousands and thousands of Minnesotans who turned out to stand up and speak out. ICE OUT.
January 24, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Quit voting for ICE funding. That’d help.
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life either needs to be WAY BETTER, or Diet Coke and Drugs need to become FREE
January 23, 2026 at 3:25 AM
life either needs to be WAY BETTER, or Diet Coke and Drugs need to become FREE
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Please help a disabled and single Mom
We need food. My disabled child needs his safe foods.I’m stretching what I can for my kids while not eating as much.
I also very much depend on my phone and internet to get help not only from here for bills but my child’s behavioral and speech therapists. PLEASE boost if you can. Thank you 💜
I also very much depend on my phone and internet to get help not only from here for bills but my child’s behavioral and speech therapists. PLEASE boost if you can. Thank you 💜
‼️SINGLE DISABLED MOM‼️ needing help with bills/food.
I need groceries for my kids and I as well as help paying my internet and phone before they get shut off.
Groceries-$488
Phone-$224
Internet-$265
PayPal- www.paypal.me/Coffinelf
Cashapp- cash.app/$juniperkewpie
Ko-fi - ko-fi.com/coffinfairy
I need groceries for my kids and I as well as help paying my internet and phone before they get shut off.
Groceries-$488
Phone-$224
Internet-$265
PayPal- www.paypal.me/Coffinelf
Cashapp- cash.app/$juniperkewpie
Ko-fi - ko-fi.com/coffinfairy
January 23, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Please help a disabled and single Mom
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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one hour until checkout so this is URGENT
we don't wanna see a 3 month old on the street during a massive winter storm
#mutualaid 💕💸
we don't wanna see a 3 month old on the street during a massive winter storm
#mutualaid 💕💸
dolly is a disabled Black mama with a 3 month old and 9 year old, living in an extended stay motel.
$96 covers their room for one night. every dollar helps! 💕💸 #mutualaid
CA: $BabyMamaShark
CHME: $PotatoMom590
PP: rowdyrowdyriot@gmail.com
VEN: f0rbidden_pets (note the o is a zero)
$96 covers their room for one night. every dollar helps! 💕💸 #mutualaid
CA: $BabyMamaShark
CHME: $PotatoMom590
PP: rowdyrowdyriot@gmail.com
VEN: f0rbidden_pets (note the o is a zero)
January 23, 2026 at 3:05 PM
one hour until checkout so this is URGENT
we don't wanna see a 3 month old on the street during a massive winter storm
#mutualaid 💕💸
we don't wanna see a 3 month old on the street during a massive winter storm
#mutualaid 💕💸
Gambit's ability to charge non-living things with explosive energy means he hasn't worn a condom in decades
Not since The Junior Prom Massacre
Not since The Junior Prom Massacre
January 23, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Gambit's ability to charge non-living things with explosive energy means he hasn't worn a condom in decades
Not since The Junior Prom Massacre
Not since The Junior Prom Massacre
I actually do have an evil plan to save the world
January 23, 2026 at 1:36 PM
I actually do have an evil plan to save the world
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drinking rum on sidewalk w homie who lives in his van
he told he he got accepted to go to school in another country
i asked what he needs
if he has cashapp
he needs a fucking phone
he told he he got accepted to go to school in another country
i asked what he needs
if he has cashapp
he needs a fucking phone
January 23, 2026 at 2:00 AM
drinking rum on sidewalk w homie who lives in his van
he told he he got accepted to go to school in another country
i asked what he needs
if he has cashapp
he needs a fucking phone
he told he he got accepted to go to school in another country
i asked what he needs
if he has cashapp
he needs a fucking phone
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Oh I look at it very often, on account of how he tells me he needs to go pee by running up to me, climbing up my torso, smashing his nose into mine, and warble-screaming, which is a very ... interesting way to to wake up.
It looks a little like this, with screaming:
It looks a little like this, with screaming:
January 23, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Oh I look at it very often, on account of how he tells me he needs to go pee by running up to me, climbing up my torso, smashing his nose into mine, and warble-screaming, which is a very ... interesting way to to wake up.
It looks a little like this, with screaming:
It looks a little like this, with screaming:
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Can we get Bex housed please? They don't deserve to be homeless while literally fighting cancer. #HelpSky #MutualAid
they said that they sympathise with my situation, so they won't ask for first & last- only first
this works out to be a lot cheaper than going from place to place @ $33-40 a night IF I'M LUCKY
i'm going to need big help to get together $870 as soon as possible please? 🙏🏽
paypal.me/thelongestroad
this works out to be a lot cheaper than going from place to place @ $33-40 a night IF I'M LUCKY
i'm going to need big help to get together $870 as soon as possible please? 🙏🏽
paypal.me/thelongestroad
January 20, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Can we get Bex housed please? They don't deserve to be homeless while literally fighting cancer. #HelpSky #MutualAid
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when you drop your phone all your apps should go flying out like sonic’s rings
January 22, 2026 at 11:31 PM
when you drop your phone all your apps should go flying out like sonic’s rings
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please help me
im a transgender girl and i only have income from mutual aid and tips
i release journalism for free constantly
i NEED money for bills. im so behind on bills and struggling.
im a transgender girl and i only have income from mutual aid and tips
i release journalism for free constantly
i NEED money for bills. im so behind on bills and struggling.
January 19, 2026 at 1:54 AM
please help me
im a transgender girl and i only have income from mutual aid and tips
i release journalism for free constantly
i NEED money for bills. im so behind on bills and struggling.
im a transgender girl and i only have income from mutual aid and tips
i release journalism for free constantly
i NEED money for bills. im so behind on bills and struggling.
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juno can be trusted with bill money
please help me
im a transgender girl and i only have income from mutual aid and tips
i release journalism for free constantly
i NEED money for bills. im so behind on bills and struggling.
im a transgender girl and i only have income from mutual aid and tips
i release journalism for free constantly
i NEED money for bills. im so behind on bills and struggling.
January 19, 2026 at 2:59 AM
juno can be trusted with bill money
Fire is the best disinfectant
January 22, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Fire is the best disinfectant
Do you think an Earth elementalist/bender could roll the rocks in an inner ear?
January 22, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Do you think an Earth elementalist/bender could roll the rocks in an inner ear?
I hate the style of action movies where the hero is never ever in any danger
I'd like to hit everyone who writes, directs, stars in, or produces those in the knee with a hammer. Right knees for the thousands
I'd like to hit everyone who writes, directs, stars in, or produces those in the knee with a hammer. Right knees for the thousands
January 22, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I hate the style of action movies where the hero is never ever in any danger
I'd like to hit everyone who writes, directs, stars in, or produces those in the knee with a hammer. Right knees for the thousands
I'd like to hit everyone who writes, directs, stars in, or produces those in the knee with a hammer. Right knees for the thousands
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HELP JUNO! She is an amazing journalist , person and advocate for those on here who also need help. Also a great friend! Help her or at least boost!
January 22, 2026 at 1:32 PM
HELP JUNO! She is an amazing journalist , person and advocate for those on here who also need help. Also a great friend! Help her or at least boost!