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The Coward Papa Joe
@iamjoseph.bsky.social
I'm the worst combo of people skills and people person in that I'd love to be your friend but I'm so bad at making them

My profile pick is my face, a white guy with auburn hair and yellow tint glasses

Banner is my dog Milo

He/Him

42. Still a coward
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Please help Marla she is trans homeless and struggling
I'm still at 130/327. My insurance is due tonight (11/11) by 7pm

Still short on everything else (rent, car bill, groceries, oil change) insurance is priority right now ♥️

💕 💸
#HelpSky
#MutualAid #HelpFolksLive2025

www.paypal.me/marlahsmith

Venmo: venmo.com/u/Marla-Smit...

cash.app/$marlahsmith
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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is coke zero a prequel or a soft reboot?
November 11, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Come to Washington

We're nice and it's pretty here

Also we can hang out
November 11, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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There’s one man who’s been waiting for the gig all his life and wouldn’t be a coward about this
November 11, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Which Bond actor would make the best Doctor?

Which Doctor actor would make the best Bond?

The answer to the second one is obvious but the first one less so
November 11, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Billions of dollara aside people don't get super into ketamine because things are going well

Elon Musk is like if Posting Through It was an person
November 11, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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actually, you know what

picketing outside the churchgoing senators’ churches would probably really really really make them uncomfortable

free idea to a good home
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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ooh look at me i'm father and i'm sending emails
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
This is maturity in its purist form:
hahahaha bitch i wish i could go back and slap the fuck out myself
November 10, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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The Ballad of Tommy & Joey
The Ballad of Tommy & Joey #funnysong
YouTube video by Carter Vail
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Has anyone made a CRPG where you fight supernatural entities that destroy your sanity but you heal the damage by taking hormones? This place makes it seem like an obvious money maker
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 AM
One of the ways you can tell something is a human right is that without it you cease to be a living human
I was born with a severe congenital heart defect. Thanks to the blessing of my mother working for the federal government, after 6 open-heart procedures I am here with you today.

If insurance companies treated government insurance like market insurance, I'd have died.

Health care is a human right.
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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I was born with a severe congenital heart defect. Thanks to the blessing of my mother working for the federal government, after 6 open-heart procedures I am here with you today.

If insurance companies treated government insurance like market insurance, I'd have died.

Health care is a human right.
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 AM
What I lack in love I hope to make up for in generosity
November 10, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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ALL I WANT IS TO BE LOVED, YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNTS.
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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- Copied from a comment on Hank Green’s YouTube video:

“Food banker here with an IMPORTANT MESSAGE: You listening? PLEASE DO NOT use your money to buy cheap food for the food banks or pantries. Just give them that money. I'm 100% serious.
November 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Having only seen a few of the alien films my thinking is that all of Weyland-Yutani exists to keep its creator alive. The ships, the mines, the robots, the aliens, the central intelligence? EVERYTHING is meant to keep Wayland on the board regardless the impact of time. And it's working

Kinda
November 10, 2025 at 7:36 AM
When I watched Alien I didn't know why Mother would be willing to sacrifice 100% of the crew to save the alien when a dead crew can't bring anyone home but the movie was so well done that I was certain there WAS a reason even if I didn't know what it was

That story earned my trust
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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EMERGENCY MUTUAL AID NEED!

Juno's Mom and Dad are going to be evicted because the landlord "doesn't remember" getting their rent! They need 1200 to keep their place!

Pitch in if you can!

venmo.com/u/junostump
ko-fi.com/junostump
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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everyone shut the fuck up and look at this pretty pigeon

she's a model
November 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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bsky already has a dislike feature and that’s them not liking the post or calling us a bitch in our mentions
November 1, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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I used to train cops how to box, and let me tell you, there's not much more of a satisfying feeling than making a cop bleed and then telling them it's their fault for their lack of skill.
October 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Lots of hard, shitty lessons being learned from this presidency. And one of the many I hope you're learning is, white supremacy is incompatible with reality, and cannot exist without historical revisionism.
1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM