HTrain3000 PhD
@htrain3000.bsky.social
Anatomy lecturer, PhD "The effect of galanin receptors on inflammotory bone turnover", left af. Rescue pets: 4 cats, 2 dogs, 2 ducks, 2 chooks, and a baby bird.
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Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
January 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
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[before pugs were invented]
i wish i could love a loaf of bread that has difficultly breathing.
i wish i could love a loaf of bread that has difficultly breathing.
January 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
[before pugs were invented]
i wish i could love a loaf of bread that has difficultly breathing.
i wish i could love a loaf of bread that has difficultly breathing.
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“When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.”
AOC 🔥🎯
“When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.”
AOC 🔥🎯
January 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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“When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.”
AOC 🔥🎯
“When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.”
AOC 🔥🎯
Microwaves really need a silent mode. "People are sleeping, don't beep. I'll check on you in 10"
January 8, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Microwaves really need a silent mode. "People are sleeping, don't beep. I'll check on you in 10"
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Genie: seriously? why didn’t you just wish for 3 ice cream cones with your first wish?
January 7, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Genie: seriously? why didn’t you just wish for 3 ice cream cones with your first wish?
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I'm not here to victim-blame, but if I were a boss with multiple attack options and whose only weakness was explosions, I simply would not hurl bombs in an attempt to blow up Mario
January 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I'm not here to victim-blame, but if I were a boss with multiple attack options and whose only weakness was explosions, I simply would not hurl bombs in an attempt to blow up Mario
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Grotesquely wealthy people (for some unknown reason) would like to take away whatever benefits you have. And yet there is no possible way they can even spend the money they already have.
#TaxTheRich
#TaxTheRich
January 5, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Grotesquely wealthy people (for some unknown reason) would like to take away whatever benefits you have. And yet there is no possible way they can even spend the money they already have.
#TaxTheRich
#TaxTheRich
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IN CASE OF FIRE:
1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.
2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.
3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.
4) Exit.
1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.
2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.
3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.
4) Exit.
January 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
IN CASE OF FIRE:
1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.
2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.
3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.
4) Exit.
1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.
2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.
3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.
4) Exit.
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Niche gripe:
Any recipe for bread pudding that starts with you buying a specific nice kind of bread, like brioche or challah.
Buying a challah to make bread pudding is like buying new clothes to open a thrift store. The whole point is turning scraps into a dessert that's different every time. BAH
Any recipe for bread pudding that starts with you buying a specific nice kind of bread, like brioche or challah.
Buying a challah to make bread pudding is like buying new clothes to open a thrift store. The whole point is turning scraps into a dessert that's different every time. BAH
January 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Niche gripe:
Any recipe for bread pudding that starts with you buying a specific nice kind of bread, like brioche or challah.
Buying a challah to make bread pudding is like buying new clothes to open a thrift store. The whole point is turning scraps into a dessert that's different every time. BAH
Any recipe for bread pudding that starts with you buying a specific nice kind of bread, like brioche or challah.
Buying a challah to make bread pudding is like buying new clothes to open a thrift store. The whole point is turning scraps into a dessert that's different every time. BAH
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Wait, I’m sorry…if the truck blows up, it locks you in?
January 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Wait, I’m sorry…if the truck blows up, it locks you in?
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Aslan: Susan, you are not to participate in this battle. I know I gave you that bow and arrow and you’re an excellent archer but war is ugly when women fight. Lucy, I’m making you a field medic. Here’s a bottle of ether, I’m sure you’ll figure it out.
Lucy: I’m eight.
Lucy: I’m eight.
December 28, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Aslan: Susan, you are not to participate in this battle. I know I gave you that bow and arrow and you’re an excellent archer but war is ugly when women fight. Lucy, I’m making you a field medic. Here’s a bottle of ether, I’m sure you’ll figure it out.
Lucy: I’m eight.
Lucy: I’m eight.
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Looks like someone pissed off Temu Apartheid guy.
December 27, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Looks like someone pissed off Temu Apartheid guy.
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The Boss - Gator Days
December 23, 2024 at 6:32 PM
The Boss - Gator Days
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This is the latest attack on the rights of women to have autonomy over their own bodies.
We are not vessels who exist only to bear children. We are people & our bodies belong to us, not the state, and certainly not to some imaginary supreme being.
www.huffpost.com/entry/south-...
We are not vessels who exist only to bear children. We are people & our bodies belong to us, not the state, and certainly not to some imaginary supreme being.
www.huffpost.com/entry/south-...
South Carolina Republicans Set To Reintroduce Bill Allowing Death Penalty For Abortions
It’s unlikely that the bill will become law, but abortion rights advocates in the state warn it sends a message about what’s to come.
www.huffpost.com
December 22, 2024 at 1:38 AM
This is the latest attack on the rights of women to have autonomy over their own bodies.
We are not vessels who exist only to bear children. We are people & our bodies belong to us, not the state, and certainly not to some imaginary supreme being.
www.huffpost.com/entry/south-...
We are not vessels who exist only to bear children. We are people & our bodies belong to us, not the state, and certainly not to some imaginary supreme being.
www.huffpost.com/entry/south-...
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BREAKING: Elon Musk reportedly promised to give Trump "billions in cash" if he does billionaire’s bidding
December 21, 2024 at 4:06 PM
BREAKING: Elon Musk reportedly promised to give Trump "billions in cash" if he does billionaire’s bidding
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Indeed, this is where we are.
December 21, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Indeed, this is where we are.
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What does it say that this took me zero time to understand.
December 21, 2024 at 11:15 PM
What does it say that this took me zero time to understand.
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Bonus panel here: smbc-comics.com/comic/daylight
December 22, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Bonus panel here: smbc-comics.com/comic/daylight
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