Matt
@htownmatt.bsky.social
Was HoustonHomo on the bird app, Travel and history inspire me. Monét X Change called my eyes innocent. he/him
Happy July 4th! I happily celebrate this holiday not because of the nation born on this day, but because of the ideals expressed in the document which birthed it. Those ideals form the core of my moral creed.
It’s the sacred text of my civil religion, which believes:
It’s the sacred text of my civil religion, which believes:
July 4, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Happy July 4th! I happily celebrate this holiday not because of the nation born on this day, but because of the ideals expressed in the document which birthed it. Those ideals form the core of my moral creed.
It’s the sacred text of my civil religion, which believes:
It’s the sacred text of my civil religion, which believes:
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to whatever marvelous person posted this, you are a shining star
March 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
to whatever marvelous person posted this, you are a shining star
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When everyone wants dinner.
January 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
When everyone wants dinner.
I don’t mean to brag, but just want you to know how rich I am. 🤑
January 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I don’t mean to brag, but just want you to know how rich I am. 🤑
Staying warm in Texas
January 21, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Staying warm in Texas
Calvin says “Haaaaaapy New Year”
Juliet is still recovering from partying last night.
Juliet is still recovering from partying last night.
January 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Calvin says “Haaaaaapy New Year”
Juliet is still recovering from partying last night.
Juliet is still recovering from partying last night.
Happy 2025 to you and yours 😁
🥂 🎆 💙
🥂 🎆 💙
January 1, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Happy 2025 to you and yours 😁
🥂 🎆 💙
🥂 🎆 💙
I got a faux fur blanket at a white elephant exchange yesterday and today I’m walking around the house like I’m Stockard Channing at the start of First Wives Club (minus the booze and depression)
December 24, 2024 at 3:24 PM
I got a faux fur blanket at a white elephant exchange yesterday and today I’m walking around the house like I’m Stockard Channing at the start of First Wives Club (minus the booze and depression)
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So let’s talk about a young man named Luigi. Mid-twenties, he is enraged by the callousness of those who are hoarding resources at the expense of the masses. So he decides to make a powerful public statement and assassinate a prominent figure. +
December 20, 2024 at 1:33 AM
So let’s talk about a young man named Luigi. Mid-twenties, he is enraged by the callousness of those who are hoarding resources at the expense of the masses. So he decides to make a powerful public statement and assassinate a prominent figure. +
This is my energy going into the holiday season.
December 17, 2024 at 2:05 AM
This is my energy going into the holiday season.
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As a historian this is hilarious.
December 13, 2024 at 5:47 PM
As a historian this is hilarious.
A college friend asked me to drive him 1.5hrs to the nearest gay bar to celebrate turning in a project. It was my first time in a gay bar. Met him on the dancefloor and we kept seeing each other weekly while I finished my degree. 22yrs later we’re still dancing 💃 🪩
How did y’all meet your husbands? I need tips
December 10, 2024 at 11:15 PM
A college friend asked me to drive him 1.5hrs to the nearest gay bar to celebrate turning in a project. It was my first time in a gay bar. Met him on the dancefloor and we kept seeing each other weekly while I finished my degree. 22yrs later we’re still dancing 💃 🪩
I’m not sure what message she was trying to send, but Miss Juliet definitely wanted me to do something.
December 3, 2024 at 3:39 PM
I’m not sure what message she was trying to send, but Miss Juliet definitely wanted me to do something.
Have spent the day reconnecting with family I haven’t seen in too long, eating heaps of good food, and being the Fun G’Uncle hanging with the nephews & nieces.
November 29, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Have spent the day reconnecting with family I haven’t seen in too long, eating heaps of good food, and being the Fun G’Uncle hanging with the nephews & nieces.
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when the edible hits during your family gathering
November 28, 2024 at 2:16 PM
when the edible hits during your family gathering
I hope nobody has a lactose sensitivity at Friendsgiving tomorrow. On the other hand, this might MAKE them lactose intolerant.
November 23, 2024 at 4:48 PM
I hope nobody has a lactose sensitivity at Friendsgiving tomorrow. On the other hand, this might MAKE them lactose intolerant.
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Third Amendment Rights Group Celebrates Another Successful Year
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November 22, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Third Amendment Rights Group Celebrates Another Successful Year
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Gonna drown my angst in a deeper well tonight!
November 22, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Gonna drown my angst in a deeper well tonight!
It’s tiiiiiime! My family had a whole set of these and they were my favorite Christmas decor because mom actually let me play with them.
November 21, 2024 at 8:27 PM
It’s tiiiiiime! My family had a whole set of these and they were my favorite Christmas decor because mom actually let me play with them.
It’s a lot of people’s first FCF on here, remember to adjust your nsfw filers accordingly.
a black and white photo of a woman in a white dress and earrings .
ALT: a black and white photo of a woman in a white dress and earrings .
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November 15, 2024 at 3:56 PM
It’s a lot of people’s first FCF on here, remember to adjust your nsfw filers accordingly.
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so we moved to bluesky
November 15, 2024 at 4:53 AM
so we moved to bluesky