Matt
@htownmatt.bsky.social
Was HoustonHomo on the bird app, Travel and history inspire me. Monét X Change called my eyes innocent. he/him
When everyone wants dinner.
January 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
When everyone wants dinner.
I don’t mean to brag, but just want you to know how rich I am. 🤑
January 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I don’t mean to brag, but just want you to know how rich I am. 🤑
Staying warm in Texas
January 21, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Staying warm in Texas
Calvin says “Haaaaaapy New Year”
Juliet is still recovering from partying last night.
Juliet is still recovering from partying last night.
January 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Calvin says “Haaaaaapy New Year”
Juliet is still recovering from partying last night.
Juliet is still recovering from partying last night.
I got a faux fur blanket at a white elephant exchange yesterday and today I’m walking around the house like I’m Stockard Channing at the start of First Wives Club (minus the booze and depression)
December 24, 2024 at 3:24 PM
I got a faux fur blanket at a white elephant exchange yesterday and today I’m walking around the house like I’m Stockard Channing at the start of First Wives Club (minus the booze and depression)
This is my energy going into the holiday season.
December 17, 2024 at 2:05 AM
This is my energy going into the holiday season.
I’m not sure what message she was trying to send, but Miss Juliet definitely wanted me to do something.
December 3, 2024 at 3:39 PM
I’m not sure what message she was trying to send, but Miss Juliet definitely wanted me to do something.
I hope nobody has a lactose sensitivity at Friendsgiving tomorrow. On the other hand, this might MAKE them lactose intolerant.
November 23, 2024 at 4:48 PM
I hope nobody has a lactose sensitivity at Friendsgiving tomorrow. On the other hand, this might MAKE them lactose intolerant.
Gonna drown my angst in a deeper well tonight!
November 22, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Gonna drown my angst in a deeper well tonight!
It’s tiiiiiime! My family had a whole set of these and they were my favorite Christmas decor because mom actually let me play with them.
November 21, 2024 at 8:27 PM
It’s tiiiiiime! My family had a whole set of these and they were my favorite Christmas decor because mom actually let me play with them.
Heard a student say the phrase “most smartest” in class today. My brain replayed this entire scene for me.
November 14, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Heard a student say the phrase “most smartest” in class today. My brain replayed this entire scene for me.
I haven’t started decorating for the holidays yet, but we did pick up this new addition to Christmas tree:
November 13, 2024 at 10:19 PM
I haven’t started decorating for the holidays yet, but we did pick up this new addition to Christmas tree:
This is the way, it has been foretold.
November 10, 2024 at 5:06 PM
This is the way, it has been foretold.
There I was, minding my own business sitting on the couch with thoughts spiraling into worry, the sound of a cat yawn snapped me back to reality. Good boy Calvin.
November 9, 2024 at 9:07 PM
There I was, minding my own business sitting on the couch with thoughts spiraling into worry, the sound of a cat yawn snapped me back to reality. Good boy Calvin.
It’s the annual Talk To Your Neighbors night.
October 31, 2023 at 11:59 PM
It’s the annual Talk To Your Neighbors night.
There I am, minding my own business working in the computer room.
John, listening to Bette Midler’s Wind Beneath My Wings in the living room: “OW!”
John, listening to Bette Midler’s Wind Beneath My Wings in the living room: “OW!”
September 24, 2023 at 3:08 PM
There I am, minding my own business working in the computer room.
John, listening to Bette Midler’s Wind Beneath My Wings in the living room: “OW!”
John, listening to Bette Midler’s Wind Beneath My Wings in the living room: “OW!”
If I want to reheat my pizza from last night, does anyone know how long I have to leave it in direct sunlight until it’s ready? 🥵☀️🫠
August 11, 2023 at 9:55 PM
If I want to reheat my pizza from last night, does anyone know how long I have to leave it in direct sunlight until it’s ready? 🥵☀️🫠
Edith loves being on the couch with us
August 6, 2023 at 2:38 AM
Edith loves being on the couch with us
You celebrate getting an invite code, spend time setting up a profile, search out friends from the bird app. Apparently that’s not a good enough excuse to forget what time dinner is served.
July 26, 2023 at 2:23 AM
You celebrate getting an invite code, spend time setting up a profile, search out friends from the bird app. Apparently that’s not a good enough excuse to forget what time dinner is served.