A Hozier Enthusiast
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As great of a movie American psycho is, you simply cannot comprehend the absolute insanity and hilarity that the book conveys. You lose so much if you don’t read it.
February 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
As great of a movie American psycho is, you simply cannot comprehend the absolute insanity and hilarity that the book conveys. You lose so much if you don’t read it.
Why are they playing meet me in the club at the mall at 10:30 am rn.
February 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Why are they playing meet me in the club at the mall at 10:30 am rn.
Working on an “adventure ring,” a ring I can wear when I can’t wear my actual wedding set. A bit more exciting than a plain wedding band too!
February 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Working on an “adventure ring,” a ring I can wear when I can’t wear my actual wedding set. A bit more exciting than a plain wedding band too!
I am begging Hozier to narrate an audiobook. It could be a 20 hour long book on the history of Irish folklore or even beekeeping and it would go triple platinum in my house.
January 24, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I am begging Hozier to narrate an audiobook. It could be a 20 hour long book on the history of Irish folklore or even beekeeping and it would go triple platinum in my house.
One of my favorite parts of the day is when the kids are asleep and I get to watch criminal minds with my husband.
January 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
One of my favorite parts of the day is when the kids are asleep and I get to watch criminal minds with my husband.
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Who made this 🤣
January 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Who made this 🤣
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Snoop Dogg? More like Lap Dogg now.
January 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Snoop Dogg? More like Lap Dogg now.
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Um. What did I just watch?
January 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Um. What did I just watch?
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Google is free.
Library got plenty of books.
And still yall dumb.
That’s crazy.
Library got plenty of books.
And still yall dumb.
That’s crazy.
January 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Google is free.
Library got plenty of books.
And still yall dumb.
That’s crazy.
Library got plenty of books.
And still yall dumb.
That’s crazy.
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Oligarchy (noun): A government of and by a few at the top, who exercise power for their own benefit. Their power and wealth increase as they make laws that favor themselves, manipulate financial markets, and create monopolies that put more wealth into their pockets.
January 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Oligarchy (noun): A government of and by a few at the top, who exercise power for their own benefit. Their power and wealth increase as they make laws that favor themselves, manipulate financial markets, and create monopolies that put more wealth into their pockets.
Finally found a Russian manicurist in my area and I’m so excited
January 19, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Finally found a Russian manicurist in my area and I’m so excited
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Proposing by having a waiter hide the engagement ring in the dessert is for cowards. Put the ring on the conveyor belt in a sushi restaurant and let the Gods determine your bride.
January 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Proposing by having a waiter hide the engagement ring in the dessert is for cowards. Put the ring on the conveyor belt in a sushi restaurant and let the Gods determine your bride.
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I used to love reading dystopian fiction in high school.
Reaaaaally not enjoying living through dystopian reality as an adult.
Reaaaaally not enjoying living through dystopian reality as an adult.
January 19, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I used to love reading dystopian fiction in high school.
Reaaaaally not enjoying living through dystopian reality as an adult.
Reaaaaally not enjoying living through dystopian reality as an adult.
So we walk out our front door and they’re wheeling out a body in a body bag from another apartment in the same building. Rough.
December 23, 2024 at 7:32 PM
So we walk out our front door and they’re wheeling out a body in a body bag from another apartment in the same building. Rough.
Can ritz come out with some cheese bits with extra cheese? Stop being stingy.
December 10, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Can ritz come out with some cheese bits with extra cheese? Stop being stingy.
Gladiator II was really good!! First time to a theater in over 5 years and worth it.
December 4, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Gladiator II was really good!! First time to a theater in over 5 years and worth it.
Maybe I’m just built different but I got Invisalign and it doesn’t hurt at all lol. I kinda miss the ache I remember when I had braces :(
November 26, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Maybe I’m just built different but I got Invisalign and it doesn’t hurt at all lol. I kinda miss the ache I remember when I had braces :(
My sims are so in love they’ve woohooed autonomously 4 times in a row
November 16, 2024 at 4:28 AM
My sims are so in love they’ve woohooed autonomously 4 times in a row
Started decorating for Christmas today because time is an illusion and nothing matters.
November 12, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Started decorating for Christmas today because time is an illusion and nothing matters.
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Support your local libraries
November 11, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Support your local libraries
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“Give me liberty or give me 99¢ eggs!”
November 10, 2024 at 7:08 PM
“Give me liberty or give me 99¢ eggs!”
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I never wanted to live in interesting times.
November 11, 2024 at 2:35 AM
I never wanted to live in interesting times.
Let’s see something.
Shrooms homework someone should put this on a shirt locked out of my account need a sugar daddy.
Shrooms homework someone should put this on a shirt locked out of my account need a sugar daddy.
November 11, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Let’s see something.
Shrooms homework someone should put this on a shirt locked out of my account need a sugar daddy.
Shrooms homework someone should put this on a shirt locked out of my account need a sugar daddy.
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DID YOU KNOW that you can get a well reviewed stun gun on Amazon (or wherever) for <$30 and/or a high-powered pepper spray device with UV tracking dye for about $10 apiece - and furthermore, did you know that holidays are approaching and that these things fit inside stockings for women of all ages
November 9, 2024 at 11:10 PM
DID YOU KNOW that you can get a well reviewed stun gun on Amazon (or wherever) for <$30 and/or a high-powered pepper spray device with UV tracking dye for about $10 apiece - and furthermore, did you know that holidays are approaching and that these things fit inside stockings for women of all ages