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Martha Stewart Drinking a 40
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I wanna die in an explosion
During the scene in the new Frankenstein when the doctor pretends to be a priest in the confessional the guy next to us loudly said Jesus Christ and walked out.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I’m so stoked to run a Christmas rpg next week. F.I.S.T. Endgame Christmas Special. You’ll never believe how they’ll end up saving all the mall Santas from around the world.
December 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I know it’s a bad habit to answer work messages from the shower but I wish I could turn off the “sent while nude” signature. Phones are too smart!
December 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Showing my husband licking a 9 volt so he can write pornography
just licked an 9 volt battery for robot porn research
December 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
New season of stranger things is gonna be huge for the throw hands out and scream until something cgi happens fans.
November 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
You don’t hear a lot about masters of disguise anymore seems like the career’s fallen off
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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makima better watch her step ever since i swore a contract with the marijuana devil
November 17, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Gas station coffee has gotten worse. Fast food coffee is the new gas station coffee. Diner coffee? Still on top, baby.
November 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Getting it delivered to my door each morning on fresh newsprint to take with my coffee
sometimes you just gotta sit down and read the fandom wiki page for Nen cover to cover (printed out before reading)
November 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Presented without comment
November 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
You should be able to email a smell to someone
October 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I’m running HyperMall at Hal-Con in a couple weeks so this is perfect time for anyone coming to study the scripture 🙏🏻
October 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Watching baseball. Can’t help but picture one of the mariners players with their soulless eyes doing a promo where they’re like “I love going home after practice to play my nintender switch two.”
October 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Woke up from a dream where you could order an Uber “pissboy” was told it’s like an Uber XL but wrong.
October 5, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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when my enemies rush me in a hallway and I have a hammer, I simply do an Oldboy
September 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The instinct to paywall clans is such classic White Wolf shit. Plus no Nosferatu and Malkavian (aside from voice in the head ig?). The worst thing about VTM is the official material, can’t wait to see if Bloodlines 2 follows the trend.
Hi. We are listening to you about Bloodlines 2 and the Lasombra and Toreador clan access, and we’re making adjustments to reflect this.

We will share more information about this as soon as possible.

Until then, join us TODAY on Twitch at 5PM CEST, where we’ll be showing off more of the game!
August 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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🫡
July 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
metal piñata you have to shoot with guns
July 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Anyone ever thinking about a dog named Pitbull (not a pitbull) who looks like the singer??
June 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Fun fact! In the original script of Disney’s Hercules. I Can Go Th Distance was about opening other people’s mail. Disney’s Hercules was all about taking a pro mail fraud stance.
June 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Has telling someone to Go to Hell fallen off? Feels like you don’t hear that much anymore.
May 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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April 21, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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modern problems etc
April 1, 2025 at 1:55 PM