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Call me, we can talk about it
I will block any and all AI on sight
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💉: 5/25/21
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My daughter's 18th was mid-December, and a friend made her this Christmas tree decoration, hand embroidered over several weeks, which is both amazing and incredibly lovely.
January 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
My daughter's 18th was mid-December, and a friend made her this Christmas tree decoration, hand embroidered over several weeks, which is both amazing and incredibly lovely.
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What if… instead of being like, ‘Oh I can just use ChatGPT to write all my crappy emails and do all my other crappy meanings writing tasks,’ we instead just stopped writing those things?
January 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
What if… instead of being like, ‘Oh I can just use ChatGPT to write all my crappy emails and do all my other crappy meanings writing tasks,’ we instead just stopped writing those things?
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This killed me lol
January 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
This killed me lol
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everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth
January 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth
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Thought of another out for 2025:
Restaurants which make you order burgers and fries separately.
Restaurants which make you order burgers and fries separately.
January 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Thought of another out for 2025:
Restaurants which make you order burgers and fries separately.
Restaurants which make you order burgers and fries separately.
Saying you empathize with disabled people but shaming a disabled person at the same time is not the take you think you think it is
January 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Saying you empathize with disabled people but shaming a disabled person at the same time is not the take you think you think it is
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Need pre twink death Robert Downey jr so bad
Robert Downey Jr. visited Wall Street in 1992:
“If money is evil then that building is hell. this is the most obnoxious group of money hungry — low IQ, high energy, wannabe-big-time, small time, shit talking, irritating bunch of motherfuckers … I have ever had to endure for more than five minutes."
“If money is evil then that building is hell. this is the most obnoxious group of money hungry — low IQ, high energy, wannabe-big-time, small time, shit talking, irritating bunch of motherfuckers … I have ever had to endure for more than five minutes."
January 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Need pre twink death Robert Downey jr so bad
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"smart dishwasher" why the fuck would I want a smart dishwasher I like my appliances stupid and meek thank you very much
January 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
"smart dishwasher" why the fuck would I want a smart dishwasher I like my appliances stupid and meek thank you very much
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This is absolutely the best take about marriage. When Sluggo and I reunited after 14 years, I was worried we would have changed too much (we were teens when we met). Turned out we had even more in common - it’s been 15 years and we still find new things to talk about every day.
I love my wife very much for very many reasons but one of the nicest things about being married to her is knowing that I am going to spend the rest of my life with someone I really enjoy talking to
January 5, 2025 at 6:14 AM
This is absolutely the best take about marriage. When Sluggo and I reunited after 14 years, I was worried we would have changed too much (we were teens when we met). Turned out we had even more in common - it’s been 15 years and we still find new things to talk about every day.
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you ever take the long way home just so u could listen to more songs
January 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
you ever take the long way home just so u could listen to more songs
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January 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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People make time for what they want.
Read that again and again and again.
Read that again and again and again.
January 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
People make time for what they want.
Read that again and again and again.
Read that again and again and again.
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there is too many people who I think I should probably know about but just don’t.
someone bringing up some guy, and I’m just pretending to know who is being talked about. because is hard to keep up with all the people out there
someone bringing up some guy, and I’m just pretending to know who is being talked about. because is hard to keep up with all the people out there
January 4, 2025 at 6:12 AM
there is too many people who I think I should probably know about but just don’t.
someone bringing up some guy, and I’m just pretending to know who is being talked about. because is hard to keep up with all the people out there
someone bringing up some guy, and I’m just pretending to know who is being talked about. because is hard to keep up with all the people out there
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a white person putting a bunch of people of color in danger with fabricated tales of wrongdoing all because they were correctly called racist? Must be a day ending in y
she has created a massive database of ppl in the disabled community on twitter by scraping their online data, including location. she is harming marginalized people- POC, queer folks, disabled folks, and justifying it with her autism. all of this bc she couldn’t handle correctly being called racist.
January 3, 2025 at 12:26 PM
a white person putting a bunch of people of color in danger with fabricated tales of wrongdoing all because they were correctly called racist? Must be a day ending in y
You either eat cookies or die
January 3, 2025 at 3:57 AM
You either eat cookies or die
My mom sent me one of those boomer ai generated videos that say like happy day with Jesus on it or whatever she always does it’s cute
January 2, 2025 at 8:50 PM
My mom sent me one of those boomer ai generated videos that say like happy day with Jesus on it or whatever she always does it’s cute
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I’m so glad all the regular antitransmasc posters and their friends all have me blocked on here cause I literally never see any of the weird ass “every transmasc on earth is complicit in my crops being burned and my livestock being killed” posts, just ppl talking about them hahaha.
January 2, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I’m so glad all the regular antitransmasc posters and their friends all have me blocked on here cause I literally never see any of the weird ass “every transmasc on earth is complicit in my crops being burned and my livestock being killed” posts, just ppl talking about them hahaha.
Except now it’s here on Bluesky and not some obscure corner of tumblr like I’ve seen it for many years before
Asexuals are going thru their Internet Atheist phase where they just evangelically preach about how much they hate sex 24/7 online
equating sex with “adult storytelling” is so weird. how much of an actual person’s life is spent fucking, versus how much screen time does it get in media? totally out of proportion, there are so many other ways to tell a story.
January 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Except now it’s here on Bluesky and not some obscure corner of tumblr like I’ve seen it for many years before