HorselessAge
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2023 Boston Globe Magazine Bostonian of the Year
You’re telling me Apple streetview has mapped High Level, Alberta before Worcester MA
January 7, 2026 at 3:08 PM
You’re telling me Apple streetview has mapped High Level, Alberta before Worcester MA
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2026 marks 4 years and 2 months since our administration took office—and 250 years since our nation was born.
250 years ago on this very day, a young man—the son of immigrants, and a BPS alum—was standing on the banks of a half-frozen river, focused on getting home to Boston. #BostonInauguration
250 years ago on this very day, a young man—the son of immigrants, and a BPS alum—was standing on the banks of a half-frozen river, focused on getting home to Boston. #BostonInauguration
January 5, 2026 at 3:49 PM
2026 marks 4 years and 2 months since our administration took office—and 250 years since our nation was born.
250 years ago on this very day, a young man—the son of immigrants, and a BPS alum—was standing on the banks of a half-frozen river, focused on getting home to Boston. #BostonInauguration
250 years ago on this very day, a young man—the son of immigrants, and a BPS alum—was standing on the banks of a half-frozen river, focused on getting home to Boston. #BostonInauguration
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Over the next four years, Boston will be the proof that the nation we fought for is possible. #BostonInauguration
January 5, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Over the next four years, Boston will be the proof that the nation we fought for is possible. #BostonInauguration
Boston deserves a better class of crank
The Boston Globe paid Jeff Jacoby to write this bullshit
January 5, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Boston deserves a better class of crank
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The first two hours this morning
January 5, 2026 at 11:21 AM
The first two hours this morning
How come da Vinci never painted any canoes
January 4, 2026 at 3:33 PM
How come da Vinci never painted any canoes
Cool we’re doing the plot of Mercs 2
January 3, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Cool we’re doing the plot of Mercs 2
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This is the spirit of #WeirdCarBS embodied in a single account.
Fisker went bankrupt in 2024, but a leasing company bought the entire inventory of Ocean EVs for use as ride-share cars in New York.
There are 2,054 registered with the TLC currently, and for some reason, I feel compelled to try to find them all!
www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
There are 2,054 registered with the TLC currently, and for some reason, I feel compelled to try to find them all!
www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
Why New York City Has a Fleet of New EVs From a Dead Carmaker
After EV startup Fisker went under, a leasing company bought $45 million worth of Ocean SUVs to rent them out to NYC ride-hailing drivers. What could go wrong?
www.bloomberg.com
January 2, 2026 at 11:49 PM
This is the spirit of #WeirdCarBS embodied in a single account.
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big struggles for Ohio State on offense tonight. If only they had the offensive coordinator who led them to last years national championship, unfortunately he now has the same job for the Northwestern Wildcats football team
January 1, 2026 at 3:51 AM
big struggles for Ohio State on offense tonight. If only they had the offensive coordinator who led them to last years national championship, unfortunately he now has the same job for the Northwestern Wildcats football team
Why is the Gunstock Mountain coaster listed on Rail Guide 🤔
December 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Why is the Gunstock Mountain coaster listed on Rail Guide 🤔
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Uhhh this is nuts
NORTHWESTERN OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR CHIP KELLY. A REAL SENTENCE THAT IS TRUE
Sources: Northwestern hiring Chip Kelly as OC
Veteran coach Chip Kelly, who won a national title at Ohio State in 2024 as offensive coordinator, is joining Northwestern as its new OC, sources told ESPN's Pete Thamel on Tuesday.
www.espn.com
December 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Uhhh this is nuts
HANS MOLEMAN PRESENTS:
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
HANS MOLEMAN PRESENTS:
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Kids are literally being ran over by cars and killed over this N=8 regression. It's RFK and "More Guns, Less Crime" combined for Democratic governed cities.
December 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Kids are literally being ran over by cars and killed over this N=8 regression. It's RFK and "More Guns, Less Crime" combined for Democratic governed cities.
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>AFRICOM finally gets its hands on precious TLAMS
>>misses
>>misses
December 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
>AFRICOM finally gets its hands on precious TLAMS
>>misses
>>misses
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🎄🎅🏻 DEFINITIVE RATINGS OF U.S. HOLIDAY TRAINS 🎅🏻 🎄👇
1️⃣ MBTA:
The newcomer - I believe this is the first year the T has done a holiday train. Definitely a strong effort but very busy & a bit overboard on using vinyl decals.
But bonus for the Phil Eng Santa on the orange line.
Grade: B+
1️⃣ MBTA:
The newcomer - I believe this is the first year the T has done a holiday train. Definitely a strong effort but very busy & a bit overboard on using vinyl decals.
But bonus for the Phil Eng Santa on the orange line.
Grade: B+
December 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
🎄🎅🏻 DEFINITIVE RATINGS OF U.S. HOLIDAY TRAINS 🎅🏻 🎄👇
1️⃣ MBTA:
The newcomer - I believe this is the first year the T has done a holiday train. Definitely a strong effort but very busy & a bit overboard on using vinyl decals.
But bonus for the Phil Eng Santa on the orange line.
Grade: B+
1️⃣ MBTA:
The newcomer - I believe this is the first year the T has done a holiday train. Definitely a strong effort but very busy & a bit overboard on using vinyl decals.
But bonus for the Phil Eng Santa on the orange line.
Grade: B+
Finally some whimsy
December 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Finally some whimsy
This is hilarious because SECDOTs role for the vast majority of infrastructure funding is just “sign the checks, buddy” it’s one of the cabinet positions with the least discretionary power iirc
Sean Duffy on blue states: "What I can do is I can pull their money. That's the leverage I do have ... I guarantee you that the federal taxpayer is not going to fund their roads and bridges and their systems when they are putting illegals on the roads."
December 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
This is hilarious because SECDOTs role for the vast majority of infrastructure funding is just “sign the checks, buddy” it’s one of the cabinet positions with the least discretionary power iirc
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Year 1 data on congestion pricing in Manhattan…
* Vehicle traffic: -11%
* Foot traffic: +3.4%
* Storefront vacancy: -0.9%
* Pollution: -22%
* Revenue for mass transit: $548M
So YES this has been a huge success.
* Vehicle traffic: -11%
* Foot traffic: +3.4%
* Storefront vacancy: -0.9%
* Pollution: -22%
* Revenue for mass transit: $548M
So YES this has been a huge success.
December 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Year 1 data on congestion pricing in Manhattan…
* Vehicle traffic: -11%
* Foot traffic: +3.4%
* Storefront vacancy: -0.9%
* Pollution: -22%
* Revenue for mass transit: $548M
So YES this has been a huge success.
* Vehicle traffic: -11%
* Foot traffic: +3.4%
* Storefront vacancy: -0.9%
* Pollution: -22%
* Revenue for mass transit: $548M
So YES this has been a huge success.
The fucking Hot Wheels stamp…
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 12:44 PM
The fucking Hot Wheels stamp…
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I wrote much less this year than I've written in the past five, so there's not a whole lot to revisit. This piece, though, I still think is probably the best article I've ever written, even if it was a dumb professional move to write it [free to read] www.patreon.com/posts/empero...
The Emperor’s Luxury SUV Isn’t Good, But He’d Still Kill Us All To Keep It | Victoria Scott
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December 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I wrote much less this year than I've written in the past five, so there's not a whole lot to revisit. This piece, though, I still think is probably the best article I've ever written, even if it was a dumb professional move to write it [free to read] www.patreon.com/posts/empero...