the hood polloi
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traipsing through the collapse of empire.
philly philly.
philly philly.
Loomer would def eat a squirrel.
Laura Loomer is in the Middle East, apparently with the world's campiest Andrew Mountbatten Windsor impersonator. As if that region hasn't gone through enough . . .
November 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Loomer would def eat a squirrel.
Benny Botox gonna sue the shit outta Ohtani first thing Monday morning.
November 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Benny Botox gonna sue the shit outta Ohtani first thing Monday morning.
where. tf. are. the. lawsuits.
Bari Weiss makes a clean sweep, firing all women, Blacks and Hispanics in high-profile positions at CBS News. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Gayle King expected to depart ‘CBS Mornings’ in latest restructure: report
King, who has fronted the broadcaster’s morning show for over a decade, is expected to step down from her anchor role on next year, according to a report
www.independent.co.uk
October 31, 2025 at 3:01 AM
where. tf. are. the. lawsuits.
the most Portland shit in the history of Portland shit.
Portland enacts emergency powers of nudity to check federal overreach.
October 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
the most Portland shit in the history of Portland shit.
— fuck it mask off
October 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
— fuck it mask off
"check it." lmao
Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!
September 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
"check it." lmao
Clearport.
Y’all think he going through regular check in or his Pre-Check working down there too?
September 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Clearport.
Me: *existing chaotically*
Lizard brain: Time for a nip
Me: ???
LB: ...
Me: a nip of what
LB: A NIP OF FUKN CHEESE YOU DUMB IDIOT
Me: ...
LB: ...
Me: we just had cheese
LB: why you bringin' up old shit
Lizard brain: Time for a nip
Me: ???
LB: ...
Me: a nip of what
LB: A NIP OF FUKN CHEESE YOU DUMB IDIOT
Me: ...
LB: ...
Me: we just had cheese
LB: why you bringin' up old shit
August 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Me: *existing chaotically*
Lizard brain: Time for a nip
Me: ???
LB: ...
Me: a nip of what
LB: A NIP OF FUKN CHEESE YOU DUMB IDIOT
Me: ...
LB: ...
Me: we just had cheese
LB: why you bringin' up old shit
Lizard brain: Time for a nip
Me: ???
LB: ...
Me: a nip of what
LB: A NIP OF FUKN CHEESE YOU DUMB IDIOT
Me: ...
LB: ...
Me: we just had cheese
LB: why you bringin' up old shit
those other words do NOT apply here. lol I'd have no prob being some lucky lady's "dollop" tho.
What it takes for men to get "shredded" is the male version of women's diet culture and thinness targets.
Because being "shredded", "diced", "peeled" 24/7 is neither realistic nor healthy.
(Also can we talk about language around ideal male body types sounding like food prep instructions?)
Because being "shredded", "diced", "peeled" 24/7 is neither realistic nor healthy.
(Also can we talk about language around ideal male body types sounding like food prep instructions?)
This isn’t the female gaze. This is the male gaze. It’s men who are obsessed with the physicality of other men. Women, in the main, would much rather see a man who looks like he’d make himself a stack of buttered toast and let you steal a slice
July 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
those other words do NOT apply here. lol I'd have no prob being some lucky lady's "dollop" tho.
We'll know it's about to drop when Capt. Cankles starts to empty the clip in all caps.
Scoop: The Wall Street Journal is working on a story highlighting Donald Trump’s relationship with Jeffrey Epstein—but is said to be facing pressure from the White House, with Trump himself calling Editor-In-Chief Emma Tucker to object.
Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/wall-stree...
Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/wall-stree...
Trump's WSJ Epstein Fury
The Wall Street Journal is said to be working on a story highlighting Donald Trump’s relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, prompting protest from the White House.
www.status.news
July 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
We'll know it's about to drop when Capt. Cankles starts to empty the clip in all caps.
His Eyes Were Watching Daisy
Just heard a podcaster refer to “Jay Gatsby from the Gatsby novels” and now I’m wondering which sequels I missed. Jay Gatsby and the Goblet of Fire? The Great Gatsby: Dead Reckoning? Jay Gatsby: Mockingjay?
July 17, 2025 at 12:35 AM
His Eyes Were Watching Daisy
If anybody can pull off Wine Dad rap as civilization crumbles, it'll be Señor Knowles.
I'll hear him out.
I'll hear him out.
Y’all think we’ll get a Hov album announcement before the end of the year? I feel like it’s in the realm of possibility.
July 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
If anybody can pull off Wine Dad rap as civilization crumbles, it'll be Señor Knowles.
I'll hear him out.
I'll hear him out.
Man Japan just needs to go ahead and dump all those treasuries like fuck it. Let's get this show on the road.
We're tired over here.
We're tired over here.
Trump sent out letters announcing the following August 1 tariff rates:
-- 40% on Laos
-- 25% on South Korea
-- 25% on Japan
-- 25% on Kazakhstan
-- 25% on Malaysia
-- 40% on Laos
-- 25% on South Korea
-- 25% on Japan
-- 25% on Kazakhstan
-- 25% on Malaysia
After failing to make trade deals, Trump is now just posting letters to world leaders announcing new tariff rates.
July 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Man Japan just needs to go ahead and dump all those treasuries like fuck it. Let's get this show on the road.
We're tired over here.
We're tired over here.
Elon is only back bc he got a taste of the rallies. That's the drug the dictators & wannabes can't get enough of.
He just wants to strut around on stage doing Nazi stuff in a lil crop top.
He just wants to strut around on stage doing Nazi stuff in a lil crop top.
July 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Elon is only back bc he got a taste of the rallies. That's the drug the dictators & wannabes can't get enough of.
He just wants to strut around on stage doing Nazi stuff in a lil crop top.
He just wants to strut around on stage doing Nazi stuff in a lil crop top.
I gave at the office.
All the gworls crashing out dickless daily. fellers what are you doing? With fruit ripe for picking why are you letting it wither on the vine? Do something 😭
I simply refuse to endure the end of society undicked. SAWRY.
July 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I gave at the office.
bro we will commie this bih up so fast
June 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
bro we will commie this bih up so fast
Some of these electeds (Govs, mayors, state reps, congress, etc.) Need to be showing up with their own muscle to *AT LEAST* protect themselves from these no-badge, non-uniformed, masked ICE jabronis.
June 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Some of these electeds (Govs, mayors, state reps, congress, etc.) Need to be showing up with their own muscle to *AT LEAST* protect themselves from these no-badge, non-uniformed, masked ICE jabronis.
when Big Balls roll into work tomorrow.
June 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
when Big Balls roll into work tomorrow.
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