the hood polloi
@hoodpolloi.bsky.social
traipsing through the collapse of empire.
philly philly.
philly philly.
the banality of pedo
Where did these Epstein folks find the time to do anything given the volume of their emailing? It’s almost parodic how much they liked to chat about crimes in their dumb emails.
February 4, 2026 at 5:28 AM
the banality of pedo
Nuclear block.
Blocked
January 30, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Nuclear block.
Leak all that shit.
Palantir employees are pressing company leadership over its work for ICE in internal company Slacks obtained by @wired.com
"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
Scoop from @makenakelly.bsky.social
"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
Scoop from @makenakelly.bsky.social
Palantir Defends Work With ICE to Staff Following Killing of Alex Pretti
“In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this,” one worker wrote on Slack.
www.wired.com
January 27, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Leak all that shit.
smedium sateen hoodie. distressed Guess jeans. muffin top. ofc America would put forth thee most slovenly fascists to ever fash. fuck ICE forever.
January 25, 2026 at 7:37 PM
smedium sateen hoodie. distressed Guess jeans. muffin top. ofc America would put forth thee most slovenly fascists to ever fash. fuck ICE forever.
It’s almost time for Cory Booker to do some wild, extra dramatic shit y’all.
Like fuck around and get deported on purpose — idk but it’s coming.
Like fuck around and get deported on purpose — idk but it’s coming.
January 25, 2026 at 12:43 AM
It’s almost time for Cory Booker to do some wild, extra dramatic shit y’all.
Like fuck around and get deported on purpose — idk but it’s coming.
Like fuck around and get deported on purpose — idk but it’s coming.
2026 version of those lynching postcards y’all keep finding in Papaw’s attic.
In 20 yrs most of them will be saying “I was the only one in my unit who was against the crazy stuff.”
In 20 yrs most of them will be saying “I was the only one in my unit who was against the crazy stuff.”
“They took trophy pictures with their personal phones,” a man detained by ICE says.
More immigrants detained by ICE recount harsh and cruel treatment
One man targeted at home says agents took "trophy pictures" of him on their personal phones.
www.motherjones.com
January 22, 2026 at 12:40 AM
2026 version of those lynching postcards y’all keep finding in Papaw’s attic.
In 20 yrs most of them will be saying “I was the only one in my unit who was against the crazy stuff.”
In 20 yrs most of them will be saying “I was the only one in my unit who was against the crazy stuff.”
- Jr's goodbye would be some version of a fart joke.
- Ivanka would recite some shit she read a Goop newsletter.
- They'd all agree to just lie to Eric until he inevitably forgot he ever had a dad.
- Baron would be recorded doing the Wolf of Wall Street dance in a frat house later that night.
- Ivanka would recite some shit she read a Goop newsletter.
- They'd all agree to just lie to Eric until he inevitably forgot he ever had a dad.
- Baron would be recorded doing the Wolf of Wall Street dance in a frat house later that night.
Let this be a Succession moment.
January 21, 2026 at 4:49 AM
- Jr's goodbye would be some version of a fart joke.
- Ivanka would recite some shit she read a Goop newsletter.
- They'd all agree to just lie to Eric until he inevitably forgot he ever had a dad.
- Baron would be recorded doing the Wolf of Wall Street dance in a frat house later that night.
- Ivanka would recite some shit she read a Goop newsletter.
- They'd all agree to just lie to Eric until he inevitably forgot he ever had a dad.
- Baron would be recorded doing the Wolf of Wall Street dance in a frat house later that night.
Thinking about what we've all lived through since I first saw this photo. Everything got so much worse.
We're clearly building up to a major inflection point, y'all. If you haven't already, please think through a plan to protect yourself and your people — whatever form that takes.
We're clearly building up to a major inflection point, y'all. If you haven't already, please think through a plan to protect yourself and your people — whatever form that takes.
January 15, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Thinking about what we've all lived through since I first saw this photo. Everything got so much worse.
We're clearly building up to a major inflection point, y'all. If you haven't already, please think through a plan to protect yourself and your people — whatever form that takes.
We're clearly building up to a major inflection point, y'all. If you haven't already, please think through a plan to protect yourself and your people — whatever form that takes.
birthday boy is in hospice.
January 15, 2026 at 12:03 AM
birthday boy is in hospice.
I can hear this picture lol
January 12, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I can hear this picture lol
Reposted by the hood polloi
girl if you can launch a stapler at your staff i know you can deliver more heat than this
The White House is laser focused on threatening a military takeover of Greenland.
Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
January 7, 2026 at 4:34 PM
girl if you can launch a stapler at your staff i know you can deliver more heat than this
Reposted by the hood polloi
bills-eagles ending in a way that leaves both fanbases in their preferred emotional state (suicidal)
December 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
bills-eagles ending in a way that leaves both fanbases in their preferred emotional state (suicidal)
Yung Mike on repeat rn. Last 2 mins get me acting stupiddd in socks. youtu.be/n0xcQV12DP0
December 27, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Yung Mike on repeat rn. Last 2 mins get me acting stupiddd in socks. youtu.be/n0xcQV12DP0
2025 will go down as one of those years that did THE MOST.
Enough already damn.
Enough already damn.
CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW URSULA IS ARIEL'S AUNT
it's in the deleted scenes!!!
it's in the deleted scenes!!!
December 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
2025 will go down as one of those years that did THE MOST.
Enough already damn.
Enough already damn.
this mf trying to get on the Epstein list as a write-in candidate.
a pick me perv, if you will.
a pick me perv, if you will.
December 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
this mf trying to get on the Epstein list as a write-in candidate.
a pick me perv, if you will.
a pick me perv, if you will.
Loomer would def eat a squirrel.
Laura Loomer is in the Middle East, apparently with the world's campiest Andrew Mountbatten Windsor impersonator. As if that region hasn't gone through enough . . .
November 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Loomer would def eat a squirrel.
Benny Botox gonna sue the shit outta Ohtani first thing Monday morning.
November 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Benny Botox gonna sue the shit outta Ohtani first thing Monday morning.
where. tf. are. the. lawsuits.
Bari Weiss makes a clean sweep, firing all women, Blacks and Hispanics in high-profile positions at CBS News. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Gayle King expected to depart ‘CBS Mornings’ in latest restructure: report
King, who has fronted the broadcaster’s morning show for over a decade, is expected to step down from her anchor role on next year, according to a report
www.independent.co.uk
October 31, 2025 at 3:01 AM
where. tf. are. the. lawsuits.
the most Portland shit in the history of Portland shit.
Portland enacts emergency powers of nudity to check federal overreach.
October 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
the most Portland shit in the history of Portland shit.
— fuck it mask off
October 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
— fuck it mask off
"check it." lmao
Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!
September 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
"check it." lmao
Clearport.
Y’all think he going through regular check in or his Pre-Check working down there too?
September 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Clearport.
Me: *existing chaotically*
Lizard brain: Time for a nip
Me: ???
LB: ...
Me: a nip of what
LB: A NIP OF FUKN CHEESE YOU DUMB IDIOT
Me: ...
LB: ...
Me: we just had cheese
LB: why you bringin' up old shit
Lizard brain: Time for a nip
Me: ???
LB: ...
Me: a nip of what
LB: A NIP OF FUKN CHEESE YOU DUMB IDIOT
Me: ...
LB: ...
Me: we just had cheese
LB: why you bringin' up old shit
August 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Me: *existing chaotically*
Lizard brain: Time for a nip
Me: ???
LB: ...
Me: a nip of what
LB: A NIP OF FUKN CHEESE YOU DUMB IDIOT
Me: ...
LB: ...
Me: we just had cheese
LB: why you bringin' up old shit
Lizard brain: Time for a nip
Me: ???
LB: ...
Me: a nip of what
LB: A NIP OF FUKN CHEESE YOU DUMB IDIOT
Me: ...
LB: ...
Me: we just had cheese
LB: why you bringin' up old shit
