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I’m just trying to get a window seat on the way to hell
Virginia Foxx sounds like a porn name
November 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Virginia Foxx sounds like a porn name
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Filling out a banking form that asks for my occupation, and in what I am choosing to consider as a sign of the times, "journalist" is not a selectable option, but "cryptocurrency" is
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Filling out a banking form that asks for my occupation, and in what I am choosing to consider as a sign of the times, "journalist" is not a selectable option, but "cryptocurrency" is
Is it AI? Their dolls were sold to some corporation who made them into a movie?
November 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Is it AI? Their dolls were sold to some corporation who made them into a movie?
There are so many more hobbies I want to try before I kick the bucket
The regrets that flash before my eyes when I die are going to be not learning how to ride a unicycle or becoming a proficient piano player
The regrets that flash before my eyes when I die are going to be not learning how to ride a unicycle or becoming a proficient piano player
November 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
There are so many more hobbies I want to try before I kick the bucket
The regrets that flash before my eyes when I die are going to be not learning how to ride a unicycle or becoming a proficient piano player
The regrets that flash before my eyes when I die are going to be not learning how to ride a unicycle or becoming a proficient piano player
Damn my high yield savings account interest is down to 3.3% APY
November 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Damn my high yield savings account interest is down to 3.3% APY
Hate this
November 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Hate this
While he’s drinking toilet hooch?
The rap mogul could have his 50-month sentence reduced by up to a year for participating in Fort Dix federal prison’s drug rehabilitation program.
Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs’ Life In Prison: Enrolls In Sobriety Program, Teaches Course On Entrepreneurship
The rap mogul could have his 50-month sentence reduced by up to a year for participating in Fort Dix federal prison’s drug rehabilitation program.
www.forbes.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
While he’s drinking toilet hooch?
Trump confused Crockett and Omar
The man’s brain is liquifying before our eyes
The man’s brain is liquifying before our eyes
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Trump confused Crockett and Omar
The man’s brain is liquifying before our eyes
The man’s brain is liquifying before our eyes
I know that Brenay lady feels dumb
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I know that Brenay lady feels dumb
Have the Lumbee been recognized yet? They said that’s why they were supporting Trump
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Have the Lumbee been recognized yet? They said that’s why they were supporting Trump
So the Savannah PD filled the LGBTQ liaison officer position and it’s filled by a vet officer who started transitioning 3 years ago
I’m (pleasantly) shocked that she felt comfy staying at SPD and that they even have the role
Gotta find thing little things to be happy about these days
I’m (pleasantly) shocked that she felt comfy staying at SPD and that they even have the role
Gotta find thing little things to be happy about these days
November 11, 2025 at 11:58 AM
So the Savannah PD filled the LGBTQ liaison officer position and it’s filled by a vet officer who started transitioning 3 years ago
I’m (pleasantly) shocked that she felt comfy staying at SPD and that they even have the role
Gotta find thing little things to be happy about these days
I’m (pleasantly) shocked that she felt comfy staying at SPD and that they even have the role
Gotta find thing little things to be happy about these days
I’ve seen more spine in jellyfish
I’ve seen more guts in eleven year old kids
I’ve seen more guts in eleven year old kids
November 11, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I’ve seen more spine in jellyfish
I’ve seen more guts in eleven year old kids
I’ve seen more guts in eleven year old kids
Kris made a collage of her daughters’ faces, handed it to the surgeon, and said do your best
November 11, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Kris made a collage of her daughters’ faces, handed it to the surgeon, and said do your best
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The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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I for one love to not be able to watch football because the $3.5 trillion company can’t get along with the $201 billion company
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I for one love to not be able to watch football because the $3.5 trillion company can’t get along with the $201 billion company
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This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both
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5 things to do for sanity and self preservation this week
1. Purge your kids' toys now. Someone might need a low-cost gift
2. Try a new hairstyle you can do yourself
3. Plan a book swap with your family
4. Get some cough drops and epsom salts. It's wintry bath time.
5. Play a full album w/ no skips
1. Purge your kids' toys now. Someone might need a low-cost gift
2. Try a new hairstyle you can do yourself
3. Plan a book swap with your family
4. Get some cough drops and epsom salts. It's wintry bath time.
5. Play a full album w/ no skips
November 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
5 things to do for sanity and self preservation this week
1. Purge your kids' toys now. Someone might need a low-cost gift
2. Try a new hairstyle you can do yourself
3. Plan a book swap with your family
4. Get some cough drops and epsom salts. It's wintry bath time.
5. Play a full album w/ no skips
1. Purge your kids' toys now. Someone might need a low-cost gift
2. Try a new hairstyle you can do yourself
3. Plan a book swap with your family
4. Get some cough drops and epsom salts. It's wintry bath time.
5. Play a full album w/ no skips
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I, too, would like people to know I have read a book
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I, too, would like people to know I have read a book
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Near the end of the novel, our protagonist will tell his young partner that he’s letting her go. She won’t understand. He smiles sweetly, pats her fatherly on the hand. I completed my character arc, he says. I am selflessly leaving you to live your life, pursue better men.
She walks boobily away.
She walks boobily away.
November 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Near the end of the novel, our protagonist will tell his young partner that he’s letting her go. She won’t understand. He smiles sweetly, pats her fatherly on the hand. I completed my character arc, he says. I am selflessly leaving you to live your life, pursue better men.
She walks boobily away.
She walks boobily away.
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November 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Girl
Not McConnell on the floor
This man still looks like he died three years ago and he speaks so slow.
Did he have a stroke?
Not McConnell on the floor
This man still looks like he died three years ago and he speaks so slow.
Did he have a stroke?
November 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Girl
Not McConnell on the floor
This man still looks like he died three years ago and he speaks so slow.
Did he have a stroke?
Not McConnell on the floor
This man still looks like he died three years ago and he speaks so slow.
Did he have a stroke?