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I’m just trying to get a window seat on the way to hell
Happy Divorce Monday to all who are celebrating
January 6, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Who discovered shaving and why
January 5, 2026 at 11:27 PM
The unhinged urge to reply to democratic campaign emails cursing them out

But I don’t

Cause no one reads the replies anyway

Leave me alone
January 5, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Are they comparing ICE officers to Baby Jesus?…
“No room at the Inn” is a biblical reference about immigrants (Jesus’ parents) being turned away. Not the government. Way to go, Hilton! The 3rd Amendment protects private entities from having to house the government.
January 5, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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How can you tell your child no texting at the dinner table but you are vlogging your family dinner
January 5, 2026 at 11:10 PM
The “Cool Girl” monologue from Gone Girl gets me together every time
January 5, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I was otw to the notary and I drove past all these cars stopped on the other side of the street, a fucked up motorcycle, and a man like crawling on the grass? Hella disturbing but he’s alive dude. Wear a helmet!
January 5, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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Money can buy you a spouse but it won’t make them love you
January 5, 2026 at 7:52 PM
My fucking first roommate is Savannah was shot dead yesterday! In a Target parking lot! Over a parking spot!
January 5, 2026 at 7:45 PM
My Weeds box set is out for delivery 😈
January 5, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Today’s record with the kids
January 4, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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Disrespectfully, it’s ok to STFU if you don’t know what you’re talking about.
January 4, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Also! I have a 10 y/o

I mentioned to another parent that I try to make sure my kid is familiar with the streets in our city

I help him with how identify landmarks

He knows our address

The other parent was like oh that’s so good!

Girl it’s basic. All of our kids show know the same
January 4, 2026 at 3:16 PM
And remember memories when you’re building physical media libraries

Photos!

I have physical photo album with mini Polaroids for my kids

And I have digital too of course

But so few people are going to have physical things to pass down
January 4, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Ownership creates independence

And independence doesn’t benefit capitalism

Neither does community. True community. Off of these platforms.
January 4, 2026 at 3:12 PM
youtu.be/Bm2Q9HkbLsQ?...

This is one of the best video essays I’ve seen

Build a life offline

Build community

Build your physical media libraries
the chronically online will become a new underclass
YouTube video by MAGIC
youtu.be
January 4, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I’ve been reading about the Polish solidarity movement and it all clicked

I understand now why the govt is so anti union

It’s more than just money
January 4, 2026 at 12:13 AM
The Olympics are gonna be so much more awkward now
January 3, 2026 at 7:51 PM
religion is a performance
January 3, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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It’s too early for this
January 3, 2026 at 2:13 PM
As time goes on, the Barbie resonates with me more and more lmao

I’m so serious

And I cried the first time I saw it but man

It aged well in my brain
January 3, 2026 at 2:17 PM
I’m just now, at 33, seeing how the patriarchal structure is imbedded into every aspect of our lives
January 3, 2026 at 2:15 PM
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So if it's on the table for a country to kidnap a foreign president for crimes I have a favor to ask
January 3, 2026 at 1:03 PM
The United States of America is ghettooooooo

And pressed about oil again
January 3, 2026 at 11:43 AM
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FIFA Peace Prize winner at work
January 3, 2026 at 7:01 AM