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girl power 🌼
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some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing
February 18, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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I appreciate Kendrick’s efforts to turn the word “colonizer” into an offensive term
February 18, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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IF YOU'RE IN FLORIDA,PAY ATTENTION TO ANY"JUNK" MAIL sent by your insurance company. You know the type. 5x8 envelope with minimal information on it. THERE COULD BE A CHECK INSIDE! AND, IT'S STAMPED "THIS EXPIRES IF NOT REDEEMED WITHIN 90 DAYS"

Can only imagine how many millions will be thrown away
February 18, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide.

This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.
February 18, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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i love salt and vinegar chips i love how they exfoliate my mouth
February 18, 2026 at 3:42 AM
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2026 basically
February 18, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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The President of the United States lost his son to an infected blister from playing tennis *in the 20th century*
before antibiotics did people just die all the time from everything?
February 18, 2026 at 12:00 AM
There’s always someone coughing in a courtroom
February 18, 2026 at 3:22 PM
That Olympic dog shit is not cute to me
February 18, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Hinge is Hang the DJ Black Mirror episode IRL
February 18, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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Clause/Bunny 2028
February 17, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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i think a campaign geared toward what people online were arguing about in 2022 is probably not going to work out
Stephen A. Smith: "We wouldn’t have a border crisis under my watch."

"We ain’t defunding any police… There’s gonna be more."

It's with much regret I foresee the inevitable, he's running
February 17, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I made a profile on Hinge

Who am I?
February 17, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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Hinge translations:

Figuring out my dating goals = fuckin mess, possibly married
Not political = dumb/privileged
Moderate = republican
Catholic = grow up
5'6" = 5'3"
February 15, 2026 at 7:53 PM
This is hilarious, I am literally gasping for air

But also wtf
We are the laughing stock of the world.
February 17, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Girl

Not I got added to a blue maga dipshits list because I criticized Gavin Newsom 😭
February 17, 2026 at 11:22 AM
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February 17, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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When that acid reflux hits at 3:30am
a video of a wrestling match on make a gif .com
ALT: a video of a wrestling match on make a gif .com
media.tenor.com
February 16, 2026 at 9:10 AM
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The actress Michelle Williams reads Britney Spears autobiography and let me tell you..she should have won a Grammy for her impersonation of Justin Timberlake impersonating a Black dude.
It also gives people with reading disabilities access to rich text that they may not otherwise be able to access. And everyone that dosage disagrees needs to listen to Kate Winslet read “Matilda.”
February 16, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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Slave owners faced no significant repercussions for buying and selling people, physical torturing them, taping them, separating their families etc. they didn’t even have to forfeit their wealth! Of course their descendants want to do it again
February 16, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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If was an Olympic figure skater, I would simply not fall.
February 16, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I swear I’m really nice irl and not nearly as snarky as I seem online

But also!

Online me is closer to my real thoughts, so
February 16, 2026 at 10:32 PM
It makes me so happy to see people doing their hobbies

No, I don’t have the desire to paint little chairs and put them in a dollhouse but it’s so cool that you love it

My heart
February 16, 2026 at 10:31 PM
I ovulate and turn absolutely feral and start thinking about guys I hooked up with twelve years ago
February 16, 2026 at 10:30 PM