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catsworth
@honeyandtulips.bsky.social
they/them. writer, cook, owner of three dumb cats. i'm not cool and i'm not smart and i can't even parallel park.
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Every word of this article is true. And I challenge you to read it.
November 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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the United States is not the entire world and everyone else can indeed make a big climate difference without us
"Solar energy is anticipated to be the world’s main source of energy by 2050" hell yeah
October 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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"I've directed the Secretary of War to invade war-ravaged Portland" feels like a Portlandia pitch someone wrote on a napkin with a half-dry Sharpie.
September 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
new game at work just dropped, and it's How Many Extra Dumplings Can Cat Make And Snack On
September 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Just gotta get through every week of my life and I’ll be fine
September 8, 2025 at 2:06 AM
thinkin about the average 15-year-old boy and how romeo was like 15 in r+j and cackling to myself. LIKE. YEAH. NO WONDER EVERYTHING WENT AS POORLY AS IT DID. Y'ALL HAD A 15-YEAR-OLD HORNY SAD BOY CALLING THE SHOTS
September 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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loading this post into the chamber
August 31, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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He may not be dead, but all the commotion on social media last night *finally* resulted in some major news outlets talking about his health and age, so I say we keep it up
August 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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If you are angry, as you should be, that restricting access to the vaccine will make covid worse and more dangerous, please start wearing a mask, which actually does a significantly better job of preventing transmission in the first place.
August 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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You're telling me this Atlantic accent is trans?
August 30, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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Howl’s Moving Cattle. look if I had to think it then you have to read it those are the rules
August 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
hey uh @bsky.app what gives??? a move like this reeks of transphobia. most of us migrated to your site to escape musk's app that's full of bigots. what's your justification here?
August 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
love being an idiot bc it means i get to do cute lil activities such as contacting google and asking them for a refund bc i didn't realize my duolingo family plan free trial was under an old email address so i couldn't cancel it in time
August 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Carla & I were just listing the different genres of songwriting & they are: I'm Sad. I'm The Best. I'm Horny. I'm The Worst. & I'm Totally Psycho Get A Load Of Me.
August 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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in between interviews about Oasis, wrote a little about why I think the answering machine is the romantic heart of "Such Great Heights"

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Everything Looks Perfect From Far Away
Do you ever think about how the emotional core of “Such Great Heights” will never feel the same due to an alarming lack of answering machines? I mean, yes, sure, even without the machine it is still a...
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August 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)
August 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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“Stanley, don’t forget you promised to put together the crib this weekend.”
August 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
love sitting in for like 15 minutes of a baseball game w my partner and asking silly questions to learn how baseball works. the other night i learned about stealing bases bc i was like "does that mean they just go rogue???" and he said "YEAH tbh"
August 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
it was my old bestie's birthday yesterday. and that's such a weird thing to think about--how important she was for so long, how important i forced her to be in my life. but i know she's doing better and she's living the life she deserves and i hope she had an excellent birthday.
August 13, 2025 at 6:14 AM
HAIRCUT GOOD
August 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
my Gender Journey this past year was like. started wearing my boyfriend's shirts. read the pairing by @caseymcquiston.bsky.social. started working in kitchens. realized i love basic, looser-fitting clothes. now i'm breaking in straight-leg jeans and i'm chopping most of my hair off tomorrow.
August 12, 2025 at 7:00 AM
update: was devastated u___u
man do you ever audition for smth and know you'd be perfect and you're dreading the casting announcements bc you know you're gonna be devastated
August 11, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I'M GETTING MY FIRST HAIRCUT IN OVER A YEAR OMG
August 11, 2025 at 5:19 AM
dare i say it. "september" by earth wind & fire is a banger, a bop, and a jam. truly one of the greatest songs out there
August 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
man do you ever audition for smth and know you'd be perfect and you're dreading the casting announcements bc you know you're gonna be devastated
August 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM