Kyle
@hiimkyle.bsky.social
Teaching chemistry, coolest guy in New Jersey
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1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar
2025: ohhh ok
2025: ohhh ok
July 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar
2025: ohhh ok
2025: ohhh ok
I have been using Twitter again and it made me feel gross
March 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I have been using Twitter again and it made me feel gross
Incredible email from a student
February 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Incredible email from a student
Today my students called me "unc", "Young unc", and "gruncle" (grandpa + uncle). I am only 27 this is ridiculous
January 31, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Today my students called me "unc", "Young unc", and "gruncle" (grandpa + uncle). I am only 27 this is ridiculous
I have realized that I am not as good at handling death as I thought I was. I keep looking over as if our dog is still going to be here, wanting to get up and walk over to her, wanting to say all the stupid things to her that I repeat over and over every single day
January 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I have realized that I am not as good at handling death as I thought I was. I keep looking over as if our dog is still going to be here, wanting to get up and walk over to her, wanting to say all the stupid things to her that I repeat over and over every single day
They're not porn bots, they are a legion of beautiful women who love us and our good posts
Lots of porn' bots following me
January 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
They're not porn bots, they are a legion of beautiful women who love us and our good posts
No..... Zoro......
January 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
No..... Zoro......
Doing nothing tonight 🔥😎
December 31, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Doing nothing tonight 🔥😎
The happier I am the harder it is to come up with good posts 😔
December 30, 2024 at 11:16 PM
The happier I am the harder it is to come up with good posts 😔
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good morning to everyone else awake before 7 let's take a moment to appreciate how morally superior we are to everyone else
December 20, 2024 at 12:03 PM
good morning to everyone else awake before 7 let's take a moment to appreciate how morally superior we are to everyone else
Matt!!! This is important!! Quickly, tell me when Biden and kamala were talking about Medicare for all!!!
Good take by a couple of my kid’s classmates in the elementary school newspaper
December 18, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Matt!!! This is important!! Quickly, tell me when Biden and kamala were talking about Medicare for all!!!
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i'm the least scared i could possibly be, taco bell selling chicken nuggets is more evocative of terror than this
December 18, 2024 at 7:47 AM
i'm the least scared i could possibly be, taco bell selling chicken nuggets is more evocative of terror than this
Likes are hidden on this app, so to increase your bluesky elo you need to like your own posts
December 18, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Likes are hidden on this app, so to increase your bluesky elo you need to like your own posts
What are you talking about
America feels like your mom cheated on your dad with the sexual predator down the street, dad is still in the process of moving out, but mom is gleefully skipping around in anticipation of her rapist lover moving in and joining the household.
December 18, 2024 at 8:56 PM
What are you talking about
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Nah. Plain language is good and we should all use it more but come on—the issue here is that a bad-faith pundit pulled language from an obscure grant application, which was written to appeal to specific donor parameters, *not the public.*
"Tree equity" makes perfect sense in the intended context!
"Tree equity" makes perfect sense in the intended context!
I'm dead serious: we need to communicate at like an 8th grade reading level. The words "tree equity" should never leave our lips.
This is an interesting case of language overriding substance in determining the ideological valence of an issue because “every neighborhood should have parks and street trees” is the most anodyne statement of environmental justice possible
December 18, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Nah. Plain language is good and we should all use it more but come on—the issue here is that a bad-faith pundit pulled language from an obscure grant application, which was written to appeal to specific donor parameters, *not the public.*
"Tree equity" makes perfect sense in the intended context!
"Tree equity" makes perfect sense in the intended context!
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Elon Musk just agreed with a tweet reading “Just close down the government until January 20th. Defund everything. We will be fine for 33 days.”
The richest man on Earth who is glued to Trump’s side is fine with hurting countless working class Americans to get his way.
The richest man on Earth who is glued to Trump’s side is fine with hurting countless working class Americans to get his way.
December 18, 2024 at 8:17 PM
Elon Musk just agreed with a tweet reading “Just close down the government until January 20th. Defund everything. We will be fine for 33 days.”
The richest man on Earth who is glued to Trump’s side is fine with hurting countless working class Americans to get his way.
The richest man on Earth who is glued to Trump’s side is fine with hurting countless working class Americans to get his way.
Struggling so bad with one of my classes, they get upset with me when they don't do well but also never pay attention 😭
December 18, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Struggling so bad with one of my classes, they get upset with me when they don't do well but also never pay attention 😭
Feel like you shoulda been saying this months ago liz
Just a reminder that in 2019, RFK Jr.'s anti-vaccine misinformation campaign helped cause a measles outbreak in Samoa that killed 83 people, mostly kids.
Do you really want him to lead the Department of Health and Human Services?
Do you really want him to lead the Department of Health and Human Services?
December 18, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Feel like you shoulda been saying this months ago liz
Did you work tirelessly like your friends Joe and kamala did for a cease fire?
Tried my best. Sorry I couldn’t pull it through everyone - we live to fight another day. ♥️
December 17, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Did you work tirelessly like your friends Joe and kamala did for a cease fire?
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Can I just say, making fun of New Jersey was only ever a thing because the New Yorkers who wrote TV shows in the 90s only knew about three states.
New Jersey is great.
New Jersey is great.
December 15, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Can I just say, making fun of New Jersey was only ever a thing because the New Yorkers who wrote TV shows in the 90s only knew about three states.
New Jersey is great.
New Jersey is great.
Don't have Sunday scaries, just doing honest to goodness procrastination today
December 16, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Don't have Sunday scaries, just doing honest to goodness procrastination today
My period 1 class decorated our door today, I think they popped off
December 13, 2024 at 8:41 PM
My period 1 class decorated our door today, I think they popped off
Just applied to UPenn. Heard they have some really prestigious alumni and I'd like to see myself among their ranks
December 9, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Just applied to UPenn. Heard they have some really prestigious alumni and I'd like to see myself among their ranks
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The journalistic imperative to tell the truth doesn't magically go away because someone died
Slain Healthcare CEO’s Life Airbrushed by Media
Journalistic skepticism isn't magically exempt when someone dies
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 9, 2024 at 1:31 AM
The journalistic imperative to tell the truth doesn't magically go away because someone died