M S Martinez
@hideouslywrinkled.bsky.social
Because seven ate nine.
Sweetest send out you could imagine. Earned by Bowen Yang. (Also, this works. Give it to them. We aren’t a monoculture anymore.)
December 21, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Sweetest send out you could imagine. Earned by Bowen Yang. (Also, this works. Give it to them. We aren’t a monoculture anymore.)
Peacock is worth it for the east coast feed.
December 21, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Peacock is worth it for the east coast feed.
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happy thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
happy thanksgiving!
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If everything is a top priority, then everything gets done quickly. That's basic management
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
If everything is a top priority, then everything gets done quickly. That's basic management
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ME: WHY’S IT CALLED BOWLING AND NOT PINBALL
SKYDIVING INSTRUCTOR: *strapped to my back* WE DON’T HAVE TO TALK
SKYDIVING INSTRUCTOR: *strapped to my back* WE DON’T HAVE TO TALK
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
ME: WHY’S IT CALLED BOWLING AND NOT PINBALL
SKYDIVING INSTRUCTOR: *strapped to my back* WE DON’T HAVE TO TALK
SKYDIVING INSTRUCTOR: *strapped to my back* WE DON’T HAVE TO TALK
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November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
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I keep getting this ad for men’s clothing. It’s absolutely wild that it took this long for Han Solo Core to catch on.
October 31, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I keep getting this ad for men’s clothing. It’s absolutely wild that it took this long for Han Solo Core to catch on.
My favorite coffee shops are those with good coffee and ruthlessly bland politeness, so I don't feel like I have to try to chat before I've had my coffee.
October 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
My favorite coffee shops are those with good coffee and ruthlessly bland politeness, so I don't feel like I have to try to chat before I've had my coffee.
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"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
October 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
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i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w
October 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w
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this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look
October 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look
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Up to 2.47 inches, the second wettest day ever in SLC according to this link. Its also shifted to a northwest flow over the great salt lake. If lake effect kicks in, that record is in serious jeopardy. home.chpc.utah.edu/~u0790486/wx...
October 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Up to 2.47 inches, the second wettest day ever in SLC according to this link. Its also shifted to a northwest flow over the great salt lake. If lake effect kicks in, that record is in serious jeopardy. home.chpc.utah.edu/~u0790486/wx...
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Don't want to yuck anyone's yum and I still appreciate the gesture but not sure about cordyceps in my coffee though
October 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Don't want to yuck anyone's yum and I still appreciate the gesture but not sure about cordyceps in my coffee though
Russo brothers! Classic community!
August 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Russo brothers! Classic community!
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My toddler must’ve turned on speech to text, but honestly a lot of posters do need to hear this.
I think you’re so grumpy cause you’re hungry buddy do you want goldfish or Bombus stupid man hey we don’t talk like that
August 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
My toddler must’ve turned on speech to text, but honestly a lot of posters do need to hear this.
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Every tech update now is like: "Great news, the word processor you've relied on for twenty years has learned to juggle! Is it good at it? No! Does it help in any way? Of course not! Has it made it insufferable to use? Oh, absolutely."
August 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Every tech update now is like: "Great news, the word processor you've relied on for twenty years has learned to juggle! Is it good at it? No! Does it help in any way? Of course not! Has it made it insufferable to use? Oh, absolutely."
The moment Peggy and Hank were happy and sweet about the cookie name change. 😢 #kingofthehill
August 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
The moment Peggy and Hank were happy and sweet about the cookie name change. 😢 #kingofthehill
I saw a robot scanning inventory at the Cottonwood Heights liquor store today. When and how did that become a thing? @benwinslow.bsky.social
July 23, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I saw a robot scanning inventory at the Cottonwood Heights liquor store today. When and how did that become a thing? @benwinslow.bsky.social
Gwyneth Paltrow Yoko’d Coldplay.
July 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Gwyneth Paltrow Yoko’d Coldplay.
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How do there keep being new things to do with hair?
June 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
How do there keep being new things to do with hair?
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the year is 2029. i start my work day by logging into the authentication app and plugging a six digit code from my phone into the computer. after repeating this process 300 more times for every application and website i use, i am finally ready to get to work. it is now 5pm and time to go home
June 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
the year is 2029. i start my work day by logging into the authentication app and plugging a six digit code from my phone into the computer. after repeating this process 300 more times for every application and website i use, i am finally ready to get to work. it is now 5pm and time to go home
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Deep Blue is 30 years old and was capable of defeating chess grand champions. It could be housed in a single cabinet.
ChatGPT spans untold data centers devouring massive amounts of electricity and it got its ass whipped by an 8 bit gaming console from the 1970s.
ChatGPT spans untold data centers devouring massive amounts of electricity and it got its ass whipped by an 8 bit gaming console from the 1970s.
ChatGPT Lost a Chess Game to an Atari 2600
And on the 'Beginner' difficulty level, too.
www.extremetech.com
June 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Deep Blue is 30 years old and was capable of defeating chess grand champions. It could be housed in a single cabinet.
ChatGPT spans untold data centers devouring massive amounts of electricity and it got its ass whipped by an 8 bit gaming console from the 1970s.
ChatGPT spans untold data centers devouring massive amounts of electricity and it got its ass whipped by an 8 bit gaming console from the 1970s.